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Sherbert Hoover

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cruft posted:

All right, fine, I'll go.

In middle school this girl, who was well-known to develop crushes on boys, started glomming onto me, following me around, asking to organize my locker, etc. She had this habit of responding with this sharp, loud "ha!" to things she thought were ridiculous.

After math class, I asked her if it was true she was thinking about trying out for track. I was on the track team at the time, so of course she was, and it was just creepy to have a stalker. She said she was. I asked what she thought she'd get into: I ran the 300m hurdles. She said she was thinking the hurdles. She was like 4 feet tall, this was probably not a great first event to try. So I responded with a sharp, loud "ha!"

She stopped stalking me immediately after that and I have felt like a jerk for the ensuing 30 years.


e: deleting an effortpost comment I had here that "who cares" would be a horrible reply to, LOL

who cares?


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Sherbert Hoover

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in the lunch line in 11th grade:

me: UGH taxsaver is so annoying

friend: who?

me: you know, taxsaver, from german class

friend: who?

me: oh come on, we talk about taxsaver all the time. she wears that stupid taxsaver shirt like basically every day?

friend: sorry, who?

me: TAXSAVER! that really annoying girl that sits next to me in german who wears the same shirt every day and has that annoying laugh and smells bad!

taxsaver, behind me: *sobs and runs away and we literally never saw her after that*

me: uh... i knew you were there


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