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Escape From Noise

Sherbert Hoover posted:

sorry somebody's gotta say it but i think one of the trainers hosed a shark

If the baby is Sharko, we'll know.

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Stoner Sloth

Then Arthur remembered the word that Jesus had spoken: "Before the rooster crows, you will jump Me three times." And he went outside and wept bitterly. - Matthew 26:75

this is where we get the phrase 'a jumping Fonzarelli' from :eng101:

Manifisto


How cheerfully he seems to grin,
How neatly opens his maw,
And welcomes little fishes sinners in,
With gently smiling jaws!


ty nesamdoom!

Prof. Crocodile

Manifisto posted:

How cheerfully he seems to grin,
How neatly opens his maw,
And welcomes little fishes sinners in,
With gently smiling jaws!

Drink-Mix Man

You are an odd fellow, but I must say... you throw a swell shindig.

Our God is a jawsome God

Escape From Noise

Street Sharks are out there spreading the gospel to the youth.

Zil

Satanically Summoned Citrus


Escape From Noise posted:

Street Sharks are out there spreading the gospel to the youth.

Just wish they wouldn't tear up so many sidewalks when they are going door to door, so many lawsuits from home insurance companies.

Escape From Noise

Zil posted:

Just wish they wouldn't tear up so many sidewalks when they are going door to door, so many lawsuits from home insurance companies.

You know who else was "pretty extreme" and maybe wrecked a few things to make a point?

Drink-Mix Man

You are an odd fellow, but I must say... you throw a swell shindig.

[ open on interior, Woman’s Apartment, 2:00 a.m. ]

[ doorbell rings ]

Woman: Who is it?

Voice At Door: Uh.. trick or treat?

Woman: Look, it’s two o’clock in the morning. Halloween’s over! Shouldn’t you be in bed by now?

Voice At Door: Mrs. Bar- Barsen- Bargen- Barsen..?

Woman: There is no Mrs. Bargenbarson here!

Voice At Door: [ pause ] Candy-Gram?

Woman: Look, I’m all out of candy! I gave it all away! Now, go home!

Voice At Door: UNI- UNICEF, ma’am?

Woman: UNICEF?

Voice At Door: UNICEF.

Woman: Well, that’s different..

[ Woman grabs her purse and opens the door – as she does, the Land Shark peers in and gobbles her up hands her a Watchtower and preaches the word of his Lord and savior]

Zil

Satanically Summoned Citrus


Drink-Mix Man posted:

[ open on interior, Woman’s Apartment, 2:00 a.m. ]

[ doorbell rings ]

Woman: Who is it?

Voice At Door: Uh.. trick or treat?

Woman: Look, it’s two o’clock in the morning. Halloween’s over! Shouldn’t you be in bed by now?

Voice At Door: Mrs. Bar- Barsen- Bargen- Barsen..?

Woman: There is no Mrs. Bargenbarson here!

Voice At Door: [ pause ] Candy-Gram?

Woman: Look, I’m all out of candy! I gave it all away! Now, go home!

Voice At Door: UNI- UNICEF, ma’am?

Woman: UNICEF?

Voice At Door: UNICEF.

Woman: Well, that’s different..

[ Woman grabs her purse and opens the door – as she does, the Land Shark peers in and gobbles her up hands her a Watchtower and preaches the word of his Lord and savior]

lol

Zil

Satanically Summoned Citrus


Escape From Noise posted:

You know who else was "pretty extreme" and maybe wrecked a few things to make a point?

:hmmyes:

Zil

Satanically Summoned Citrus


Our shark who art in ocean, hallowed be thy fin.

Sherbert Hoover

Working hard, thank you!
big fan of the new religion overall but I gotta say this harpoon necklace is pretty uncomfortable


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Ventral EggSac

Jesus keeps eating the censer full of chum this mass is going thuribly

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