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- If you save 2 eggs from every carton, after you buy 10 cartons you'll have 20 eggs unless some of them have expired.
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dont post to be more "productive"
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Sep 15, 2021 23:55
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if its yellow sip it mellow if its brown gulp it down
zaepg fucked around with this message at 00:22 on Sep 16, 2021 |
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Sep 15, 2021 23:56
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a penny saved is a penny earned
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Sep 15, 2021 23:57
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Here's a tip: squeeze and don't squeeze the head of your penis while urinating so the spray is erratic and goes everywhere.
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Sep 15, 2021 23:58
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Save time on your commute to work by making GBS threads in your seat as you drive
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Sep 15, 2021 23:58
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only run your air conditioner at night, you'll save money cause it doesn't have to work as hard
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Sep 16, 2021 00:01
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Wear a suit and walk into stores, ask to speak to the manager, and hand them your resume. That's how you can get a job if it were 1935!
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Sep 16, 2021 00:01
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I'm just going to go ahead and vote this thread 5 right now
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Sep 16, 2021 00:02
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Always post a requirement for a degree for any job even if you don’t care. Old people almost never have them so you won’t have to interview olds for the job
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Sep 16, 2021 00:04
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jusot hold poo poo and piss in forever. never go to 5the bathroom, for this is shameful in the eyes of allah
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Sep 16, 2021 00:04
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Short on cash? Consider becoming an actor in major motion pictures. It's a really easy job and pays quite well
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Sep 16, 2021 00:05
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if its yellow let it mellow, if its brown flush it down
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Sep 16, 2021 00:07
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Why buy soup bowls when your have perfectly capable old shoes laying around to put your food in
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Sep 16, 2021 00:08
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If you want to open a tin of soup but don't have an opener, you can buy one at a store.
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Sep 16, 2021 00:09
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Save money on your cable & phone bills by canceling both services.
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Sep 16, 2021 00:09
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Tie the laces of your shoes to each other after you take them off so they don't get separated and lost
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Sep 16, 2021 00:14
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Avoid awkward silences by talking.
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Sep 16, 2021 00:16
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Got hiccups? Bend down and touch your toes, hold the position for several seconds, repeat if you still have the hiccups. This actually works, useless lifehack for goons because touching toes? Goons!? LOL!!
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zaepg fucked around with this message at 00:20 on Sep 16, 2021 |
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Sep 16, 2021 00:17
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sweet thursday posted:- If you save 2 eggs from every carton, after you buy 10 cartons you'll have 20 eggs unless some of them have expired. Literally can’t come up with anything better than this. I was gonna say if you can’t find a bookmark just close the book on your dick and take a nap, but man..
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Sep 16, 2021 00:36
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If a police officer try’s to confront you, just tell him you are a “free man on the land exercising my right to travel” and that you “refuse to create joinder.” Once you have been arrested and brought before the Magistrate for arraignment, be sure to tell him to “Suck my sick, you fuckman.” Works. every. time.
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Sep 16, 2021 00:37
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Need a free haircut? Join the marines!
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If you keep your extra slim jim wrappers, you can use them to store any wrapperless slim jims you happen upon later on
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Tired of cleaning constantly? Just stop doing it
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Want to maintain social distancing at the workplace? Just stop showering and laundering your clothes. People will steer clear for sure.
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kntfkr posted:Here's a tip: squeeze and don't squeeze the head of your penis while urinating so the spray is erratic and goes everywhere. Refrain from washing your penis (or just washing in general, it's all good) to cultivate a bifurcated pee stream.
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To make repetitive tasks at work easier, achieve perfect mental balance and ascend to trans-temporal energy form, erasing your mortal life from history.
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If you like to have the tv on while you fall asleep but the light bothers you, put a sleep mask on!
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Sep 16, 2021 00:52
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Park your car at work so you can drive it home. (Advanced technique)
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Sep 16, 2021 00:58
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cut off your dick and balls so you no longer have a dick and balls (if you never had them to begin with, good job, you're ahead of the game)
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Sep 16, 2021 00:59
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Buy a balldo so you can gently caress your partner with your second dick that never goes soft 
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Sep 16, 2021 01:02
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Wear band aids on your nipples to prevent chafing
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Sep 16, 2021 01:07
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phasmid posted:Park your car at work so you can drive it home. (Advanced technique) live in your car so you're always at home (mastery level)
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Oh Don Piano posted:Wear band aids on your nipples to prevent chafing Lifehack: nipple band aids can also be used to prevent chafing in other areas
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tired of dirty feet? never take off your socks!
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Sep 16, 2021 01:13
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instead of going to work, steal people's wallets from under the bleachers
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Sep 16, 2021 01:16
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Sleep with your mouth wide open to encourage tiny birds to clean your teeth, just like crocodiles!
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Sep 16, 2021 01:16
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I saw a lifehack video the other day and one of the life hacks was you could put seeds out of vegetables you buy into dirt and if you water it plants will grow 
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Nooner posted:I saw a lifehack video the other day and one of the life hacks was you could put seeds out of vegetables you buy into dirt and if you water it plants will grow bullshit
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