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empty a full jar of coffee into your hot water tank then every time you run the tap you get delicious fresh coffee
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# ? Sep 17, 2021 19:47 |
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If you poo poo first, you can use your piss as a rudimentary bidet
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# ? Sep 17, 2021 19:48 |
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fold a sheet of A4 paper in half and glue it together - bam! Instant card.
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# ? Sep 17, 2021 19:58 |
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If you don't ever stop tuggin', you never need to start tuggin'.
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# ? Sep 17, 2021 20:05 |
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Tie your penis into an overhand knot
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# ? Sep 17, 2021 20:08 |
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Order your pizzas uncut so you can cut them in half and not have to lie about only eating 2 slices last night
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# ? Sep 17, 2021 20:18 |
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Here's a tip. Put a pinch of sage in your boots. All day long, the spicy scent shall be your reward.
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# ? Sep 17, 2021 20:20 |
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e: wrong thread because I am dumber than dirt
Catastrophe fucked around with this message at 20:22 on Sep 17, 2021 |
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Catastrophe posted:e: wrong thread because I am dumber than dirt Don't be dumber than dirt. Lifehack!
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# ? Sep 17, 2021 20:32 |
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Mozi posted:the journey of a thousand miles begins with a single step. but, the journey of a thousand miles minus one step begins with nothing, so take your time really
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# ? Sep 17, 2021 20:39 |
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Tired of your parents dragging you to church every Sunday? Convert to Islam and tell your white demon parents that you have seen the Holy Light Allah Akbar
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# ? Sep 17, 2021 20:55 |
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See poo poo streaked on the toilet seat in a public restroom? Drop a big spit on it and wipe it down with toilet paper. Then at least you're only sitting on your own filth.
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# ? Sep 17, 2021 21:02 |
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Money can be exchanged for goods and services!
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# ? Sep 17, 2021 21:05 |
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whislt travelling provincial roads and thoust come upon a stranger who does not announce himself tis best to strike first and query later than be caught off guard and risk your life and treasure
numberoneposter fucked around with this message at 21:13 on Sep 17, 2021 |
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Vote. It just works!
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# ? Sep 17, 2021 21:21 |
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Don't vote! It never works!
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# ? Sep 17, 2021 21:24 |
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You can get milk from ANY mammal, not just cows
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# ? Sep 17, 2021 21:42 |
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public wells are often cursed by black humors so it is advisable to only consume fermented drink
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# ? Sep 17, 2021 21:58 |
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The Bloop posted:You can get milk from ANY mammal, not just cows
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# ? Sep 17, 2021 22:03 |
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Bull milk is too metallic for cereal but tastes great in Coffee...
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# ? Sep 17, 2021 22:53 |
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If you get a virus on your computer simply do not use it again, problem solved.
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# ? Sep 17, 2021 22:58 |
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if you dont like abortions dont get one
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# ? Sep 17, 2021 23:03 |
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BEN STILLER: Fuckin' smartass all the time.... yeah, I can milk you tough guy. I'll milk you. BEN STILLER quickly rises from his seat slams ROBERT DENIRO on the ground, smashing plates and silverware. STILLER rips open DENIRO'S shirt and begins twisting his nipples roughly. WIVES (in unison): Stop! Stop! BEN STILLER: Milk you SO good! DENIRO is crying, wives are crying. STILLER pauses BEN STILLER: There that's a nice steady stream. WIVES & DENIRO (in unison): It's just blood! STILLER takes a vial out of his sports coat pocket to collect the viscous fluids seeping from DENIRO'S TITS, pops on the top and tosses it to his wife. BEN STILLER: Get it tested. STILLER kicks the sobbing Deniro in the jaw END SCENE
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# ? Sep 17, 2021 23:10 |
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Clip two paperclips together to create a paradox.
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# ? Sep 18, 2021 00:21 |
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justifying how you need 900 sq ft of space in your SUV in order to drive you and your one child to the grocery store 6 blocks away
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# ? Sep 18, 2021 00:31 |
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Catastrophe posted:justifying how you need 900 sq ft of space in your SUV in order to drive you and your one child to the grocery store 6 blocks away Useless white people hacks
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# ? Sep 18, 2021 00:41 |
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kntfkr posted:Here's a tip. Put a pinch of sage in your boots. All day long, the spicy scent shall be your reward. And put a drop of vanilla extract behind your ear and you'll smell like a cookie all day. Better lifehack: Feeling too hot and humid where you are? Just move.
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# ? Sep 18, 2021 01:22 |
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Don't waste time on the toilet and money on toilet paper, just poo poo on the shower drain and waffle stomp it down as you bathe.
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# ? Sep 18, 2021 02:06 |
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Catastrophe posted:justifying how you need 900 sq ft of space in your SUV in order to drive you and your one child to the grocery store 6 blocks away White people thread?
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# ? Sep 18, 2021 02:12 |
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Print out your ebooks so you can read them if your e-reader's battery dies.
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# ? Sep 18, 2021 02:38 |
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Poo In An Alleyway posted:White people thread? I keep confusing these two threads! Aiden, quit distracting me!
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# ? Sep 18, 2021 02:53 |
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Kratom rules
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# ? Sep 18, 2021 02:54 |
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Tired of going to prison for every little crime you commit? Just stop turning yourself in.
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# ? Sep 18, 2021 03:31 |
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Is the simple act of breathing too much work? Try getting a severe case of Covid and enjoy an extended, restful staycation at your local hospital as a ventilator does all the work for you!
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# ? Sep 18, 2021 04:00 |
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Mozi posted:Is the simple act of breathing too much work? Try getting a severe case of Covid and enjoy an extended, restful staycation at your local hospital as a ventilator does all the work for you! And here I am using my own lungs like a sucker.
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# ? Sep 18, 2021 04:04 |
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If you have an electric stove or hotplate you can save on cleaning by just cooking a burger straight on it, indoor grill style, no pan needed. If you have one of those conduction stoves you can just mix ball bearings into the patties and pick them out as you eat.
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# ? Sep 18, 2021 04:06 |
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Want to save money? Stop paying your bills.
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# ? Sep 18, 2021 04:23 |
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I Forgot! I forgot that you had to pay taxes.
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# ? Sep 18, 2021 04:35 |
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If you're having trouble breathing in public areas with a mask on, just pull it down a little so your nose sticks out and you're breathing good baby!
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gleebster posted:I Forgot! I forgot that you had to pay taxes. just let the IRS know that glE*eb_sT!er did not consent to joinder and your fine!
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