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MEIN RAVEN posted:If you drink too much at the bar, don't drive home or call an uber - wander into traffic! Someone will pick you up on their hood and give you a ride home
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Another good one is to put your four ways on all the time so you have effectively "called" every direction around you.
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Sep 17, 2021 00:01
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cars have to first see you in order to hit you so ride your bike wearing all black and no lights. safely sneak through traffic like a stealth bomber.
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Sep 17, 2021 00:46
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remember those 20 eggs you collected from earlier? well you dont have to cook those either. they arnt salmon.
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Sep 17, 2021 00:51
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Putting hot sauce in the fridge will void the warrantee. It's not cold sauce, idiot.
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Sep 17, 2021 00:51
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Furthermore the "right way" to serve hot sauce is at a rolling boil.
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Sep 17, 2021 00:55
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you wont find it in any driving manual but you lose if you let that guy get ahead of you when merging and contrary to what you have heard someone is keeping score
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Sep 17, 2021 02:14
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its 5 o'clock somewhere
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Sep 17, 2021 19:11
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its not trespassing if its a shortcut
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Sep 17, 2021 19:18
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Mozi posted:the journey of a thousand miles begins with a single step. but, the journey of a thousand miles minus one step begins with nothing, so take your time really
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Sep 17, 2021 20:39
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whislt travelling provincial roads and thoust come upon a stranger who does not announce himself tis best to strike first and query later than be caught off guard and risk your life and treasure
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Sep 17, 2021 21:11
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public wells are often cursed by black humors so it is advisable to only consume fermented drink
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Sep 17, 2021 21:58
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if you dont like abortions dont get one
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Sep 17, 2021 23:03
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you have been given a simple choice. rewind or not. are you kind? gently caress em. im not here to make friends.
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Sep 18, 2021 06:57
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if you dont give a poo poo about anything you can reuse coffee grounds once
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Sep 20, 2021 20:56
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dr.acula posted:Just pay 300 bucks for an escort every now and then. Its cheaper in the long run than an actual girlfriend, wife especially, and you dont have to speak to them or hear them speak after youve nutted and you're done with them
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Sep 20, 2021 23:21
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If your car is too slow put a Turbo sticker on there to speed it up.
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Sep 22, 2021 23:47
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if your need to cancel a dentist appointment and they charge a $50 same day cancellation fee see if they will reschedule for free. reschedule for next week and then cancel your appointment.
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