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FlimFlam Imam posted:Tired of being poor? Buy more money! Just print more money!
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# ¿ Sep 17, 2021 01:40 |
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# ¿ Apr 19, 2024 21:09 |
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You Are A Elf posted:Tired of having minuscule testicles? Get the covid vaccine and your balls will magically swell up to planetary proportions! Also your fiancé will leave you. Added bonus of saving money on a wedding by not having one!
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# ¿ Sep 17, 2021 02:32 |
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Catastrophe posted:e: wrong thread because I am dumber than dirt Don't be dumber than dirt. Lifehack!
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# ¿ Sep 17, 2021 20:32 |
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Catastrophe posted:justifying how you need 900 sq ft of space in your SUV in order to drive you and your one child to the grocery store 6 blocks away White people thread?
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# ¿ Sep 18, 2021 02:12 |
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Worried you don't have enough money to buy Christmas presents for your nearest and dearest this year? It's the perfect time of the year to start cutting people out of your life. Just dump them. They'll never suspect it's a cost-saving measure, they'll just think you're an rear end in a top hat.
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# ¿ Sep 18, 2021 10:36 |
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Mozi posted:if you need some money, just find other people and ask them for some until you get enough The Disco Elysium solution to poverty
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# ¿ Sep 19, 2021 03:30 |
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Harry_Potato posted:Gas station coffee is free if you drink it before you get to the register... Everything in gas stations is free if the pockets on your trenchcoat are deep enough.
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# ¿ Sep 20, 2021 22:14 |
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# ¿ Apr 19, 2024 21:09 |
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dr.acula posted:Just pay 300 bucks for an escort every now and then. Its cheaper in the long run than an actual girlfriend, wife especially, and you dont have to speak to them or hear them speak after youve nutted and you're done with them Crossposting to the ‘Making friends in your 30s’ thread
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# ¿ Sep 21, 2021 01:20 |