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Poo In An Alleyway
Feb 12, 2016



FlimFlam Imam posted:

Tired of being poor? Buy more money!

Just print more money!

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Poo In An Alleyway
Feb 12, 2016



You Are A Elf posted:

Tired of having minuscule testicles? Get the covid vaccine and your balls will magically swell up to planetary proportions!

Also your fiancé will leave you. Added bonus of saving money on a wedding by not having one!

Poo In An Alleyway
Feb 12, 2016



Catastrophe posted:

e: wrong thread because I am dumber than dirt

Don't be dumber than dirt. Lifehack!

Poo In An Alleyway
Feb 12, 2016



Catastrophe posted:

justifying how you need 900 sq ft of space in your SUV in order to drive you and your one child to the grocery store 6 blocks away

White people thread?

Poo In An Alleyway
Feb 12, 2016



Worried you don't have enough money to buy Christmas presents for your nearest and dearest this year? It's the perfect time of the year to start cutting people out of your life. Just dump them. They'll never suspect it's a cost-saving measure, they'll just think you're an rear end in a top hat.

Poo In An Alleyway
Feb 12, 2016



Mozi posted:

if you need some money, just find other people and ask them for some until you get enough

The Disco Elysium solution to poverty

Poo In An Alleyway
Feb 12, 2016



Harry_Potato posted:

Gas station coffee is free if you drink it before you get to the register...

Everything in gas stations is free if the pockets on your trenchcoat are deep enough.

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Poo In An Alleyway
Feb 12, 2016



dr.acula posted:

Just pay 300 bucks for an escort every now and then. Its cheaper in the long run than an actual girlfriend, wife especially, and you dont have to speak to them or hear them speak after youve nutted and you're done with them

Crossposting to the ‘Making friends in your 30s’ thread

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