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a penny saved is a penny earned
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# ¿ Sep 15, 2021 23:57 |
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# ¿ Mar 29, 2024 06:52 |
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tired of dirty feet? never take off your socks!
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# ¿ Sep 16, 2021 01:13 |
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tired of cleaning the floor? just lay down fresh cardboard weekly!
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# ¿ Sep 16, 2021 01:27 |
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tired of wet hair? wash with 99% isopropyl alcohol for quick drying!
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# ¿ Sep 16, 2021 01:34 |
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tired of the same old food? spice it up with a little salt!
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# ¿ Sep 16, 2021 02:15 |
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Rat race got you down? Try horse racing instead!
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# ¿ Sep 16, 2021 03:25 |
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give a man a fish and he eats for a day. keep the fish for yourself and YOU eat for a day!
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# ¿ Sep 16, 2021 15:17 |
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Smugworth posted:If you send me your kratom I will tell you how strong it is you seem to be pretty on that train so, if you mix kratom with orange juice with mango you can't taste it so you can get sick that much easier
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# ¿ Sep 16, 2021 17:24 |
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Is something about your face annoying you? Just cut off your own nose - that'll teach it a lesson it'll never forget!
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# ¿ Sep 16, 2021 19:27 |
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If you start feeling dizzy, lightheaded and short of breath, try breathing.
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# ¿ Sep 16, 2021 22:03 |
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Tired of the daily commute? Save time by sleeping at work!
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# ¿ Sep 16, 2021 22:48 |
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Kratom not doing it for you anymore? Feeling nauseous and tired all the time? Regain control of your life with cocaine!
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# ¿ Sep 16, 2021 22:50 |
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If you're hungry and only have a handful of coins, just buy an apple! You can plant the seeds and enjoy a rich bounty in only 10 years time
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# ¿ Sep 17, 2021 00:33 |
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press f5 to quicksave
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# ¿ Sep 17, 2021 00:40 |
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tired of your clothes made of newspapers disintegrating in the rain? use magazines instead!
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# ¿ Sep 17, 2021 00:49 |
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Bored? Nothing to do? Try sleep!
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# ¿ Sep 17, 2021 00:53 |
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you catch more flies with honey than with vinegar. just remember this for when you're making honey, vinegar and fly cakes
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# ¿ Sep 17, 2021 19:13 |
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the journey of a thousand miles begins with a single step. but, the journey of a thousand miles minus one step begins with nothing, so take your time really
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# ¿ Sep 17, 2021 19:41 |
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have COVID but feel that it's not convenient? just deny it!
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# ¿ Sep 17, 2021 19:45 |
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Is the simple act of breathing too much work? Try getting a severe case of Covid and enjoy an extended, restful staycation at your local hospital as a ventilator does all the work for you!
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# ¿ Sep 18, 2021 04:00 |
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if you need some money, just find other people and ask them for some until you get enough
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# ¿ Sep 19, 2021 02:23 |
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If it's too bright outside, point your eyes away from the sun.
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# ¿ Sep 19, 2021 22:39 |
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Funky See Funky Do posted:There's a lot of quietly opiate addicted goons huh? kratom is NOT an opiate. it's an opiate analogue and therefore entirely beneficial *suppresses urge to vomit*
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# ¿ Sep 20, 2021 20:41 |
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if your clothes no longer fit just rip them until they fit
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# ¿ Sep 20, 2021 23:06 |
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if you're frustrated by high prices and low supply for high-end graphics cards, just close your eyes and imagine playing with it!
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# ¿ Sep 21, 2021 02:19 |
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if you come up with a cool invention you can patent it and make a lot of money, so give that a shot
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# ¿ Sep 22, 2021 03:43 |
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If you're on a long plane flight and getting really bored, start a singalong!
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# ¿ Sep 22, 2021 15:26 |
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Have an unsightly stain on your shirt or pants minutes before your big presentation? Just turn them inside out!
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# ¿ Sep 23, 2021 18:54 |
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Too tired to get up in the morning when your alarm rings? Set it for later!
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# ¿ Sep 23, 2021 23:06 |
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Tired of losing your hair? Collect it and store it in a large ziploc bag so you'll never lose it again!
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# ¿ Sep 24, 2021 14:27 |
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# ¿ Mar 29, 2024 06:52 |
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if you paid for the whole seat but only needed the edge, ask the manager for a partial refund
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# ¿ Sep 29, 2021 16:49 |