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Mozi
Apr 4, 2004

Forms change so fast
Time is moving past
Memory is smoke
Gonna get wider when I die
Nap Ghost
a penny saved is a penny earned

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Mozi
Apr 4, 2004

Forms change so fast
Time is moving past
Memory is smoke
Gonna get wider when I die
Nap Ghost
tired of dirty feet? never take off your socks!

Mozi
Apr 4, 2004

Forms change so fast
Time is moving past
Memory is smoke
Gonna get wider when I die
Nap Ghost
tired of cleaning the floor? just lay down fresh cardboard weekly!

Mozi
Apr 4, 2004

Forms change so fast
Time is moving past
Memory is smoke
Gonna get wider when I die
Nap Ghost
tired of wet hair? wash with 99% isopropyl alcohol for quick drying!

Mozi
Apr 4, 2004

Forms change so fast
Time is moving past
Memory is smoke
Gonna get wider when I die
Nap Ghost
tired of the same old food? spice it up with a little salt!

Mozi
Apr 4, 2004

Forms change so fast
Time is moving past
Memory is smoke
Gonna get wider when I die
Nap Ghost
Rat race got you down? Try horse racing instead!

Mozi
Apr 4, 2004

Forms change so fast
Time is moving past
Memory is smoke
Gonna get wider when I die
Nap Ghost
give a man a fish and he eats for a day. keep the fish for yourself and YOU eat for a day!

Mozi
Apr 4, 2004

Forms change so fast
Time is moving past
Memory is smoke
Gonna get wider when I die
Nap Ghost

Smugworth posted:

If you send me your kratom I will tell you how strong it is

you seem to be pretty on that train so, if you mix kratom with orange juice with mango you can't taste it so you can get sick that much easier

Mozi
Apr 4, 2004

Forms change so fast
Time is moving past
Memory is smoke
Gonna get wider when I die
Nap Ghost
Is something about your face annoying you? Just cut off your own nose - that'll teach it a lesson it'll never forget!

Mozi
Apr 4, 2004

Forms change so fast
Time is moving past
Memory is smoke
Gonna get wider when I die
Nap Ghost
If you start feeling dizzy, lightheaded and short of breath, try breathing.

Mozi
Apr 4, 2004

Forms change so fast
Time is moving past
Memory is smoke
Gonna get wider when I die
Nap Ghost
Tired of the daily commute? Save time by sleeping at work!

Mozi
Apr 4, 2004

Forms change so fast
Time is moving past
Memory is smoke
Gonna get wider when I die
Nap Ghost
Kratom not doing it for you anymore? Feeling nauseous and tired all the time? Regain control of your life with cocaine!

Mozi
Apr 4, 2004

Forms change so fast
Time is moving past
Memory is smoke
Gonna get wider when I die
Nap Ghost
If you're hungry and only have a handful of coins, just buy an apple! You can plant the seeds and enjoy a rich bounty in only 10 years time

Mozi
Apr 4, 2004

Forms change so fast
Time is moving past
Memory is smoke
Gonna get wider when I die
Nap Ghost
press f5 to quicksave

Mozi
Apr 4, 2004

Forms change so fast
Time is moving past
Memory is smoke
Gonna get wider when I die
Nap Ghost
tired of your clothes made of newspapers disintegrating in the rain? use magazines instead!

Mozi
Apr 4, 2004

Forms change so fast
Time is moving past
Memory is smoke
Gonna get wider when I die
Nap Ghost
Bored? Nothing to do? Try sleep!

Mozi
Apr 4, 2004

Forms change so fast
Time is moving past
Memory is smoke
Gonna get wider when I die
Nap Ghost
you catch more flies with honey than with vinegar. just remember this for when you're making honey, vinegar and fly cakes

Mozi
Apr 4, 2004

Forms change so fast
Time is moving past
Memory is smoke
Gonna get wider when I die
Nap Ghost
the journey of a thousand miles begins with a single step. but, the journey of a thousand miles minus one step begins with nothing, so take your time really

Mozi
Apr 4, 2004

Forms change so fast
Time is moving past
Memory is smoke
Gonna get wider when I die
Nap Ghost
have COVID but feel that it's not convenient? just deny it!

Mozi
Apr 4, 2004

Forms change so fast
Time is moving past
Memory is smoke
Gonna get wider when I die
Nap Ghost
Is the simple act of breathing too much work? Try getting a severe case of Covid and enjoy an extended, restful staycation at your local hospital as a ventilator does all the work for you!

Mozi
Apr 4, 2004

Forms change so fast
Time is moving past
Memory is smoke
Gonna get wider when I die
Nap Ghost
if you need some money, just find other people and ask them for some until you get enough

Mozi
Apr 4, 2004

Forms change so fast
Time is moving past
Memory is smoke
Gonna get wider when I die
Nap Ghost
If it's too bright outside, point your eyes away from the sun.

Mozi
Apr 4, 2004

Forms change so fast
Time is moving past
Memory is smoke
Gonna get wider when I die
Nap Ghost

Funky See Funky Do posted:

There's a lot of quietly opiate addicted goons huh?

kratom is NOT an opiate. it's an opiate analogue and therefore entirely beneficial *suppresses urge to vomit*

Mozi
Apr 4, 2004

Forms change so fast
Time is moving past
Memory is smoke
Gonna get wider when I die
Nap Ghost
if your clothes no longer fit just rip them until they fit

Mozi
Apr 4, 2004

Forms change so fast
Time is moving past
Memory is smoke
Gonna get wider when I die
Nap Ghost
if you're frustrated by high prices and low supply for high-end graphics cards, just close your eyes and imagine playing with it!

Mozi
Apr 4, 2004

Forms change so fast
Time is moving past
Memory is smoke
Gonna get wider when I die
Nap Ghost
if you come up with a cool invention you can patent it and make a lot of money, so give that a shot

Mozi
Apr 4, 2004

Forms change so fast
Time is moving past
Memory is smoke
Gonna get wider when I die
Nap Ghost
If you're on a long plane flight and getting really bored, start a singalong!

Mozi
Apr 4, 2004

Forms change so fast
Time is moving past
Memory is smoke
Gonna get wider when I die
Nap Ghost
Have an unsightly stain on your shirt or pants minutes before your big presentation? Just turn them inside out!

Mozi
Apr 4, 2004

Forms change so fast
Time is moving past
Memory is smoke
Gonna get wider when I die
Nap Ghost
Too tired to get up in the morning when your alarm rings? Set it for later!

Mozi
Apr 4, 2004

Forms change so fast
Time is moving past
Memory is smoke
Gonna get wider when I die
Nap Ghost
Tired of losing your hair? Collect it and store it in a large ziploc bag so you'll never lose it again!

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Mozi
Apr 4, 2004

Forms change so fast
Time is moving past
Memory is smoke
Gonna get wider when I die
Nap Ghost
if you paid for the whole seat but only needed the edge, ask the manager for a partial refund

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