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hello future historians. I have two words for ya: suck it!!!!
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Sep 16, 2021 18:45
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Deep Dish Fuckfest posted:someone replace the skull with the earth Cold on a Cob posted:ok i gotta get back to work so wtf gently caress you guys I did this months ago Cup Runneth Over posted:go in peace
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Sep 16, 2021 21:27
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i'm done i guess
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Cold on a Cob posted:drat, yours is way better you should make the earth less of a dead husk and more of a red hot dead husk the skull isn't like that in the original but fine 
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Sep 16, 2021 21:41
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lol why is my edit CommieGIR's avatar now
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Sep 19, 2021 06:06
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The Fourteenth Book is entitled, "What can a Thoughtful Man Hope for Mankind on Earth, Given the Experience of the Past Million Years?" It doesn't take long to read The Fourteenth Book. It consists of one word and a period. This is it: "Nothing."
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Sep 22, 2021 10:23
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Tzen posted:lmao we're (my kids and their kids) are so hosed Lol you think your kids will have kids
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Oct 10, 2021 10:45
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SKULL.GIF posted:Also lol gently caress, suddenly realizing the destruction of fall peak color season is up there with "Hey remember how you used to have to scrape bugs off your windshield?" I don't really miss the bug thing that much
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Oct 12, 2021 17:48
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r u ready to WALK posted:I found the perfect car for me *taps old thread title*
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Oct 12, 2021 18:36
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You guys spend so much time thinking about how to shoot our trash into space when we have so much trash and it takes so much rocket fuel. Well, you're not thinking like an engineer. If gravity is an obstacle the answer is obviously to cool our planet's core and reduce the gravitational pull so we can more easily shoot trash rockets into the sun. I don't know why it takes me to come up with the solutions for this stuff. e: If that's not enough we could try fracturing it into multiple pieces for good measure. I don't think we really need much of that eastern hemisphere or whatever. Cup Runneth Over has issued a correction as of 03:39 on Oct 13, 2021 |
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Oct 13, 2021 03:37
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hey doomers, here's some normie hope https://twitter.com/jam_etc/status/1448380548288634887 https://www.science.org/content/article/huge-step-forward-mutant-enzyme-could-vastly-improve-recycling-plastic-bottles 
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Oct 14, 2021 16:40
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we did it!! we cleaned up the Patch and what do you mean we're still dead
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Oct 14, 2021 16:41
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SKULL.GIF posted:lol, so they've managed to figure out recycling plastic back into its original form. while we're still producing massive amounts of plastic daily. also these recycled plastics are going back into circulation where small bits of them get shaved/rubbed/worn/etc off and go into the environment. I don't think they even know about the microplastics, they're just upset about the dolphins swimming in trash. They're not even thinking about how the water is also itself trash now Basic Poster posted:Lmao Florida incredible, Florida is so lovely that it eclipsed my state entirely but also lmao NYC
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Oct 14, 2021 17:00
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Marenghi posted:Great they're getting the plastic out of the ocean garbage patch. But what's the plan with it next. Just ship it to the nearest land based dump? use Science Enzyme to turn it into more plastic containers, forever
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Oct 14, 2021 20:55
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Deep Dish Fuckfest posted:uh the combine had our best interests at heart; they were trying to stamp out superstition like blind optimism and religion, and understood that malthusianism was correct, thus the reproduction inhibition fields hla even shows the combine trying to clean them up! they are trying to fix our mess for us
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Oct 15, 2021 06:19
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Ramrod Hotshot posted:Can someone explain why the yellow line goes up after going down and what "atmosphere starts to become toxic due to dinoflagellate toxins" means? https://twitter.com/_ppmv/status/1448725571215708163/photo/1 The yellow line is the bacteria that causes the toxicity and its presence in the ocean Basically plankton eating whales and whatnot are holding in check a type of toxin producing bacteria that would make the atmosphere unbreathable if it took over the oceans due to its predators dying off from ocean acidity Cup Runneth Over has issued a correction as of 06:32 on Oct 15, 2021 |
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Oct 15, 2021 06:30
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Frankly the most amazing thing on that graph is the assertion that all marine life and fish will be dead before 2050. Our oceans will be barren, acidic graveyards. That's just an incredible premise. The potential for content is literally unbelievable, I'm not jokerfied enough to truly envision it. Can we drink acid water?
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Oct 15, 2021 06:45
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Can't wait to be an old gently caress in the climate apocalypse, brains melted to goo by repeated covid infections
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Oct 15, 2021 06:53
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Oct 15, 2021 07:53
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mediaphage posted:the real issue is whether you can drink salt water! the ocean can get acidic enough to kill everything (it doesn't take much) before it becomes acidic enough to bother a person Thank God. Everything is going to be alright
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Oct 15, 2021 15:56
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bane mask golem posted:
agreed. your suffocated corpse will make for great environmental storytelling when scavengers are looting your home, and the gun will be an excellent loot drop
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Oct 15, 2021 17:20
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fanfic insert posted:"I heard they ate the last fish last week, it was a dolphin they'd kept alive on the Faroe islands"
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Oct 16, 2021 08:03
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Hexigrammus posted:Drought in the Canadian Prairies has hit the barley crop, which is going to impact beer brewing. We're hosed, everyone panic. Tinder should still have a pretty good supply of wild rear end for years to come, but I'm sure that will dry up eventually too
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Oct 19, 2021 17:58
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Raine posted:2. it wouldn't matter if i did anyways (even jesus christ himself made the world worse) lol i never thought about this but its totally true
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Oct 20, 2021 18:53
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actionjackson posted:what's the best response to "people have said peak oil is coming for 20 years and we are still producing more each year?" 
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Oct 21, 2021 02:21
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So... does it ruin your metabolism or something? What does having your endocrine system hosed with actually do to you?
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Oct 21, 2021 03:39
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hobbesmaster posted:Well, for one thing the signals that tell you you've had enough to eat are gone. glad I count calories lol I ate so much of that microwave popcorn poo poo as a kid. I would lick the bags. I am not living to 60.
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Oct 22, 2021 08:55
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Deep Dish Fuckfest posted:oh thank god there's another person out there who's done that as a kid. it wasn't just me! lmao right. our tiny developing brains reacted like chimpanzees to salt and fat honestly I knew it was weird I felt self-conscious about doing it. I'm just bringing it up because those things were loving coated with PFAS and we were basically gobbling up the packaging
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Oct 22, 2021 17:44
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Topo Chico Debarge posted:I've always been a salt fiend. A friend in elementary school gave me a piece of rock salt he collected from outside kmart. I sat there and licked that thing during an assembly. The boomers never knew how hosed up they were, but we do, lmao
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Oct 22, 2021 18:24
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Rectal Death Adept posted:Did you hear that in twenty years the New York pension fund will only make investments into net-zero carbon entities? Love to be net zero instead of gross zero
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Oct 23, 2021 03:54
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Cold on a Cob posted:scrolling the page while watching the graph on the left update, giggling like a maniac the COVID thread and this one are so deeply linked
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Oct 24, 2021 16:48
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Trabisnikof posted:i keep trying but the splinters are rough Thank you for taking individual responsibility. If everybody stepped up to the plate like you maybe we'd have a chance
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Oct 24, 2021 22:21
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MightyBigMinus posted:only the most wildly optimistic and zealously hopeful people think this will be over quickly it seems like wishful thinking
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Oct 24, 2021 22:22
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Trabisnikof posted:Exactly, for an easier to understand comparison, imagine my plan was to poo poo on your face 3 times a day. Wouldn't reducing the amount of times you poo poo on their face to zero just allow you to profit off of letting three other people poo poo on their face?
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Oct 25, 2021 20:39
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Trabisnikof posted:Yeah but I need to poo poo on their face, which is why I was going to do it 3 times a day before the face making GBS threads cap and trade system So would you say that theoretically, reducing the number of times their face gets poo poo on to zero in a few decades might involve, for example, making GBS threads in a bucket, and then dumping that bucket on their face? Then you would no longer be making GBS threads on their face, but you'd still be achieving your goal.
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Oct 25, 2021 20:48
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mawarannahr posted:Why do people say decade instead of ten years? I’ve been wondering since yesterday. I guess it seems more impressive? Idk. decade means ten years, why would you not
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Oct 25, 2021 20:59
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Real hurthling! posted:this here's america. its illegal to care about other peoples kids once theyve been born However it is very important that you do have children
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Oct 26, 2021 05:32
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"well you can't grow concrete" "yeh you can" "..................." this is a microcosm of every debate over climate change
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Oct 26, 2021 16:44
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I think we should reframe it as lives saved rather than lives culled, with "one billion people" as the current baseline we can hope for. Every oil baron we publicly execute adds to that total by reducing our carbon footprint going into the future. Just collapse, let's go!
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Oct 26, 2021 22:54
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Torpor posted:we are in a trolley problem but it is a single track covered in people and we have no switch to pull anyway. we can only watch. 
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Oct 26, 2021 23:34
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nomad2020 posted:For every oil barren cut down 3 more get promoted from middle management. By my calculations that's an incredible opportunity to save lives
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Oct 26, 2021 23:35
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