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Chief McHeath
Apr 23, 2002





It might be Waffle House, but the hashbrowns are king. According to the Waffle House website, each year they sell 153 million orders of hashbrowns, compared to just 124 million waffles! The latest numbers say that since 1955, 2,109,734,937 orders of hashbrowns have been served versus 1,701,092,584 waffles.

There's no right or wrong way to order your hashbrowns, from plain (hardly plain, since they're amazing), to all the way which includes all of the below options. Some people will have a different combination every time, some people are steadfast that their combo is the only true way. There is of course, salt, pepper and hot sauce available at the table so you can add even more sodium or customize your spice level. Those options:

Scattered - Every hashbrown order is scattered on the grill, idiot.
Smothered - Cooked with grilled onions.
Covered - Topped with a slice of melty American cheese. If you're getting a large or triple order, you'd better go for double or triple covered.
Chunked - Chunks of grilled ham.
Diced - Grilled tomatoes. I've never gone this route.
Peppered - Grilled jalapenos.
Capped - Topped with grilled mushrooms.
Topped - Served with famous Bert's chili - beans, tomato, onions, sausage and just a bit of spice.
Country - A big ole heap of sausage gravy on top.

And for the bravest, you can go All The Way and get all of the options piled high.



Typically, I'll go scattered, smothered, covered and chunked. A bit of added protein and delicious all around. Every once in a while I might add jalapenos. Occasionally I'll go for scattered, covered and topped for those real hearty hashbrowns. Every order, regardless, is getting generous helpings of pepper and hot sauce.

Choose your fighter!

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Chief McHeath
Apr 23, 2002

Rick posted:

This does sound prettyyyy good. There are two Waffle Houses in town but I haven't talked anyone else into going with me to one.

Buddy, let me tell you, I've eaten alone at Waffle House plenty of times. They have counter seating and you seat yourself!



If the counter is full, or you'd just prefer not to sit next to a stranger, just go sit in a booth, no one cares! In fact, last time I ate at the Waffle House I was by myself, didn't want to sit at the counter, so I took a booth. But if you show up and groups and families are waiting to sit, don't be selfish and hog the booth.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vHPLxppm6DI

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Chief McHeath fucked around with this message at 04:21 on Sep 17, 2021

Chief McHeath
Apr 23, 2002

pro starcraft loser posted:

Triple order, cheese, gravy, add 2 over easy eggs on top.



I salute the foresight to include a biscuit to soak up the remaining egg and gravy after the hashbrown portion is complete.

e: If it was me I'd take the eggs over medium so I had just a bit more egg to actually bite into.

Chief McHeath fucked around with this message at 21:39 on Sep 17, 2021

Chief McHeath
Apr 23, 2002

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