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Mumpy Puffinz posted:one shot one kill. Sorry, it's one magazine one kill. Unless there's multiple cops.
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Milo and POTUS posted:Keeps getting hassled for pulling out licenses from everywhere. Visor, glove box, console, front pockets, chest pocket, back holster, license in boot When your kid is brown In a southern town An extra 25 bucks To not be shot by cop fucks
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Sep 19, 2021 02:11
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SLICK GOKU BABY posted:Sorry, it's one magazine one kill. Unless there's multiple cops. uncle Ice T would be very upset with you
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Sep 19, 2021 02:13
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Murdstone posted:For real, that's not recommended. They see you grabbing stuff from different places and it makes them nervous and they may shoot you. You're supposed to wait for them to come to your window while keeping your hands on the wheel until they ask for something. Then you reach for things, making them nervous and then they may shoot you. Right, they can also say you were hiding drugs/weapons and use it to search the vehicle
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Sep 19, 2021 02:44
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If they actually wanted to solve the "reaching" issue they could make a barcode you could put up on the window the cop could scan, verify the driver isn't wanted for murder or whatever and has no plausible reason to just unload on a cop. Course that's a technological solution for what isn't the real problem.
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Sep 19, 2021 03:15
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Pekinduck posted:If they actually wanted to solve the "reaching" issue they could make a barcode you could put up on the window the cop could scan, verify the driver isn't wanted for murder or whatever and has no plausible reason to just unload on a cop. no I like it. we should all carry some form of id. like a license. that identifies us. you are really on to something here
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Sep 19, 2021 03:18
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Pekinduck posted:If they actually wanted to solve the "reaching" issue they could make a barcode you could put up on the window the cop could scan, verify the driver isn't wanted for murder or whatever and has no plausible reason to just unload on a cop. I mean they are already running your plates before they even come up to your window & possibly even before pulling you over. Unless you're loaning out the car there should be no reason they actually need you to show your license & registration... Shits' already tied to the drat plates...
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Sep 19, 2021 03:39
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"let me see your license and registration..." "Holy poo poo what are you reaching for rear end in a top hat!?"
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Sep 19, 2021 03:39
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SLICK GOKU BABY posted:"let me see your license and registration..." thats my prison pocket sir
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Sep 19, 2021 03:41
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Pekinduck posted:If they actually wanted to solve the "reaching" issue they could make a barcode you could put up on the window the cop could scan, verify the driver isn't wanted for murder or whatever and has no plausible reason to just unload on a cop. or maybe giant id's sort of like giant checks that can be read from great distance.
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Sep 19, 2021 03:45
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If a cop ever stopped me (they haven't) I would probably make a big, stinky poop so smelly they'd just say "have a good night sir" I would think because if they shot me to death they'd just have to hang around and smell my poops I think, probably call more people who'd have to smell it too until they're done with "procedure". They'd get joked about for the rest of their career as being the poop stop guy.
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Sep 19, 2021 03:54
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Hairy Right Hook posted:If a cop ever stopped me (they haven't) I would probably make a big, stinky poop so smelly they'd just say "have a good night sir" I would think because if they shot me to death they'd just have to hang around and smell my poops I think, probably call more people who'd have to smell it too until they're done with "procedure". They'd get joked about for the rest of their career as being the poop stop guy. Assaulting an officers nostrils is the number 3 cause for weapon discharge among traffic stops
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Sep 19, 2021 03:57
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poo poo
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Sep 19, 2021 03:59
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Hairy Right Hook posted:poo poo Yea, exactly
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Hairy Right Hook posted:If a cop ever stopped me (they haven't) I would probably make a big, stinky poop so smelly they'd just say "have a good night sir" I would think because if they shot me to death they'd just have to hang around and smell my poops I think, probably call more people who'd have to smell it too until they're done with "procedure". They'd get joked about for the rest of their career as being the poop stop guy. If they shoot you they are still going to have to hang around and smell your poop.
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Sep 19, 2021 04:02
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SLICK GOKU BABY posted:I mean they are already running your plates before they even come up to your window & possibly even before pulling you over. Unless you're loaning out the car there should be no reason they actually need you to show your license & registration... Shits' already tied to the drat plates... Oh yeah, just pointing out that even if the driver isn't the owner they don't need the driver reaching for stuff if the cops really wanted it that way. Its just another justification for a cop to be "scared"
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Sep 19, 2021 04:09
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Defensive pooing against a mortal threat has a pretty obvious weakness as you evacuate your bowels when you die
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Sep 19, 2021 04:11
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I offered my local police department some "no shooting" pouches they could put their guns in during traffic stops but I couldn't get a single one to give me $9.99 for them
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Sep 19, 2021 04:21
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send all cops to thunderdome island imo
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Sep 19, 2021 04:28
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Lol can you imagine a police officer without a firearm. Just nuts. Might as well be a security guard
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Sep 19, 2021 04:29
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"why would anyone respect the police if they didn't have guns?" asks a guy in a blue lives matter shirt
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Tip posted:"why would anyone respect the police if they didn't have guns?" asks a guy in a blue lives matter shirt They don't respect the cops even if they do have guns if the insurrection is anything to go by
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Brother Tadger posted:Lol can you imagine a police officer without a firearm. Just nuts. Might as well be a security guard I can. for decades before the 60s most beat cops didn't carry a firearm
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Sep 19, 2021 04:32
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Cops shouldn't need fire arms. Canada is a lot better than the USA in terms of people just walking around with guns so it really doesn't make sense here. And yet cops all have guns. I hate it. Like yeah I broke the law, got a speeding ticket why does the officer need easy access to lethal force?
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Elukka posted:I like how American cops are an environmental hazard like a loving bear attack. Yeah, there are bears around, if you're not careful you might get killed, so here's what you should to minimize your chances of getting mauled. Odds of anything happening to you in a traffic stop decrease significantly when you're white. My friend pissed on a cop car when he was about 20 years old and he barely got in trouble for it. He got arrested and the cop smacked him around but his ultimate penalty was community service or something. Blonde hair, blue eyes, lily white. Pekinduck posted:If they actually wanted to solve the "reaching" issue they could make a barcode you could put up on the window the cop could scan, verify the driver isn't wanted for murder or whatever and has no plausible reason to just unload on a cop. We've got people screaming conspiracy theories about having to wear a piece of cloth on their face in the grocery store and comparing it to the Holocaust. Imagine the shitfit people would have about putting barcodes on their car.
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Sep 19, 2021 05:52
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Hey, we already have barcodes on cars. They're called license plates. Around me, property taxes are really high and a lot of that goes to new pig toys and pig cars every year. I grew up in a zero crime town and they have thermal imaging poo poo and there are cameras on every single ford interceptor that read your plate and display everything about registration, insurance, who owns the vehicle and points on their pig computer right there in the passenger seat. They don't even have to type. It's already dystopic.
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in addition to the good and valid points made about the issues with this and the extant context, I want to say that devices that are meant to attach to and obstruct air vents are by bastards, for clowns
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kntfkr posted:Hey, we already have barcodes on cars. They're called license plates. Around me, property taxes are really high and a lot of that goes to new pig toys and pig cars every year. I grew up in a zero crime town and they have thermal imaging poo poo and there are cameras on every single ford interceptor that read your plate and display everything about registration, insurance, who owns the vehicle and points on their pig computer right there in the passenger seat. They don't even have to type. It's already dystopic. Oh I know. But try explaining that to the same willfully ignorant dipshits screaming about the tracking devices in the coronavirus vaccine while carrying around smartphones for the last decade.
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Sep 19, 2021 06:10
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 if you think a little piece of plastic is going to deter a cop’s insatiable bloodlust.
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Sep 19, 2021 07:13
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countdown until a cop shoots someone because they thought the plastic bag was a gun
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Sep 19, 2021 07:16
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I don't get why cops have fire arms anyway when they easily could have gone for ice arms or thunder arms
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Sep 19, 2021 07:19
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That plastic bag could be used to asphyxiate someone, shoot!
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kntfkr posted:Hey, we already have barcodes on cars. They're called license plates. Around me, property taxes are really high and a lot of that goes to new pig toys and pig cars every year. I grew up in a zero crime town and they have thermal imaging poo poo and there are cameras on every single ford interceptor that read your plate and display everything about registration, insurance, who owns the vehicle and points on their pig computer right there in the passenger seat. They don't even have to type. It's already dystopic. Oh yeah, I was thinking, if the cops actually wanted to, they could have a barcode on your license you could hold up to the window if you aren't the registered owner of the car. If people reaching for their license was an actual problem it could be fixed. Tip posted:countdown until a cop shoots someone because they thought the plastic bag was a gun Countdown until a cop gets off in court by arguing the driver should have had one of these bags.
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Hairy Right Hook posted:If a cop ever stopped me (they haven't) I would probably make a big, stinky poop so smelly they'd just say "have a good night sir" I would think because if they shot me to death they'd just have to hang around and smell my poops I think, probably call more people who'd have to smell it too until they're done with "procedure". They'd get joked about for the rest of their career as being the poop stop guy. My friend did this to get out of a ticket before. She acted like she really had to take the fattest poo poo in the world and ripped a huge fart when the office was at her window. They just told her to get home safe and didn't write anything. It can work.
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Get one of those fake baby dolls, insert a high pressure pump and fill it with pea soup. When you get pulled over shout "Please, my baby, she's very sick!" and then coat the car with faux baby vomit. then poo poo yourself
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