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A Fancy Hat
Nov 18, 2016

Always remember that the former President was dumber than the dumbest person you've ever met by a wide margin

I'm a successful architect in a big city, far too busy for Christmas. I'm just going to sit at home with the one thing I care about - my dog.

Oh no! My dog ran away!

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A Fancy Hat
Nov 18, 2016

Always remember that the former President was dumber than the dumbest person you've ever met by a wide margin

What's that, Johnson? You're not coming into the office today, because it's Christmas Eve and you've found true love, which is more important to you than the monetary gain from working as an architect at the hottest design firm in LA?

Well, I warned you that you'd be fired. But I ALSO found true love, with another tertiary character in this film! I'm closing the office down and giving everyone a huge raise because of the power of love! Huzzah!

A Fancy Hat
Nov 18, 2016

Always remember that the former President was dumber than the dumbest person you've ever met by a wide margin

I uh... I got you this ornament. It's the one you've been looking for, right?

What do you mean that's impossible? I bought it at that shop right... over... there?

*The shop is gone, and only the faint sound of jingle bells is heard*

A Fancy Hat
Nov 18, 2016

Always remember that the former President was dumber than the dumbest person you've ever met by a wide margin

Okay, buddy, you were going 65 in a 55 zone. Lemme see that license and registration!

Wait a minute, Kris Kringle? And it says here you're 2000 years old? Whaaaaaaaa???!?!?

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