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signalnoise
Mar 7, 2008


Hey you wanna have a go? You lookin for trouble? You lost? Ready to cry little baby? Ready to have yourself a little whinge???

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Icochet
Mar 18, 2008

I have a very small TV. Don't make fun of it! Please don't shame it like that~


Grimey Drawer

I need to go to the bathroom first, bitch!!

Bismuth
Jun 10, 2010

the belly button hungers

Hell Gem

Doing that thing where fighters get so up in each others faces they almost kiss

StoryTime
Feb 26, 2010

Now listen to me children and I'll tell you of the legend of the Ninja

I own a nunchaku. I mean a pair.

phasmid
Jan 16, 2015

Booty Shaker
SILENT MAJORITY


MAKE A MOVE, rear end in a top hat

syntaxfunction
Oct 27, 2010


gently caress you buddy, I'm crazy, you don't know what I'm capable of, even I don't know what I'm capable of!

Dumb Sex-Parrot
Dec 24, 2020



I pull off my shirt like it's throw-down time but underneath my shirt is another shirt identical to the shirt I just removed. I can do this all evening babe.

Bloodfart McCoy
Jul 20, 2007

That's a high quality avatar right there.


*Keeps pointing to the bulge in my jeans and then my mouth*

*middle finger*

Colonel Cancer
Sep 26, 2015

Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon

Hold me back guys, hold me back!
*mimes being dragged back despite being alone*

Icochet
Mar 18, 2008

I have a very small TV. Don't make fun of it! Please don't shame it like that~


Grimey Drawer

Colonel Cancer posted:

Hold me back guys, hold me back!
*mimes being dragged back despite being alone*

literal lol

Songbearer
Jul 12, 2007




Fuck you say?


Colonel Cancer posted:

Hold me back guys, hold me back!
*mimes being dragged back despite being alone*

If I wasn't trapped in this invisible box you'd be in for a world of hurt!!

Smugworth
Apr 18, 2003

Well, I've got brain damage on the side of my brain, and I don't know which side, left or right, where I huffed gasoline for ten long years.




*singing softly, gradually increasing in volume*

I pack a chainsaw...
I'll skin your rear end raw...
And if my day keeps goin' this way...
I just might break your fuckin' face tonight!
GIVE ME SOMETHIN' TO BREAK!!!

Robo Reagan
Feb 12, 2012



bet you'd never say that to my face in real life, bitch

Lil Swamp Booger Baby
Aug 1, 1981



I'm at CVS, just got to get my prescription, I'll meet you there in thirty minutes if the traffic's good, oh hold up I gotta stop for gas haha. Hey, I'm just passing the vet and I realized my dog's checkup is scheduled in an hour haha I'll have to delay. Yo dude sorry I gotta delay again my gf is getting pissed off about some poo poo so I have to go over there and talk her down lmao u know how it is with women. Oh hold up gently caress I'm stuck in traffic it's rush hour haha man really bad luck today huh? Yo bro, listen, I think I got a headache coming on from everything going on today, I'm really just not feeling up to and I'm just kind of spent emotionally, all out of spoons, you mind if we do this tomorrow or next week?

a dmc delorean
Jul 2, 2006

Live the dream


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qMoA1o3lDyA

ikanreed
Sep 25, 2009

Rise and shine, master leprechaun.





That's right motherfucker, back off before I suck your dick. I'll suck it for a goddamn hour.

*Takes shirt off*

StoryTime
Feb 26, 2010

Now listen to me children and I'll tell you of the legend of the Ninja

*sound of glass breaking*

*immediately looks over the shoulder*

Lascivious Sloth
Apr 26, 2008



*OIls up body* you want a piece of this!?
YOU WANT A PIECE OF THIS?

I'll loving gently caress your anus wityh my dickhole motherfucker. Let's rumble

*proceeds to gently caress*

Icochet
Mar 18, 2008

I have a very small TV. Don't make fun of it! Please don't shame it like that~


Grimey Drawer

*turns around and punches own best friend in the mouth. The Keyser Söze gambit*

kntfkr
Feb 11, 2019

GOOSE FUCKER


My wife used to live in Morristown and one of our favorite pastimes was to hang out outside of bars and look at Abercrombie bros with their hats to the back talking bout the gats in their raps trying to get back into bars and argue with bouncers. Invariably there was always a pig on the same street to juice some fines out of them

Bro! My boys are in there! Bro! Bro those are my boys! Bro! What the gently caress! My boys! *puffs chest*. *gets arrested*

gleebster
Dec 16, 2006

Only a howler

Pillbug

"You think you can take me? Go ahead on, it's your move."

Funky See Funky Do
Aug 20, 2013
STILL TRYING HARD

*gulping down a bottle of cyanide*

100ml of pure death my friend. In a matter of moments I'll be spending the worst and last minute of my life convulsing on the ground in agony. So you've got to ask yourself - If I'm willing to do this to myself, what'll I do to y

runnypoops
Mar 26, 2016

been there. done that. prove yourself to me.

I run up to you but instead of punching you i start kissing your chest

Lil Swamp Booger Baby
Aug 1, 1981



We can fight but first I need to vogue vigorously and fiercely to this Lady Marmalade (Moulin Rouge) (10 Hour Loop) YT vid

Icochet
Mar 18, 2008

I have a very small TV. Don't make fun of it! Please don't shame it like that~


Grimey Drawer

I'm a man of peace. Prepare to rest in my peace!

Wall Balls
Jun 3, 2007

Spanish Castle Magic



oh you better BELIEVE i'm gonna go sit in my car with sunglasses on and make a facebook video about THIS!

StoryTime
Feb 26, 2010

Now listen to me children and I'll tell you of the legend of the Ninja

I need your clothes, your boots, and your motorcycle.

StoryTime fucked around with this message at 17:14 on Sep 18, 2021

Brother Tadger
Feb 15, 2012

I'm accidentally a suicide bomber!


gleebster posted:

"You think you can take me? Go ahead on, it's your move."

Geronimo, No!

Who What Now
Sep 10, 2006



I activate my Continuous Trap Card; Tornado Wall!

Mr_Companie
Jul 4, 2003

ARE YOU INTERESTED IN AN EXCITING BUISNESS OPPROTUNITY?

So heated and ready to go, bro. I don't know what I'll do if you get in my face. Imma take you out. *takes off shirt, dramatically*

bossy lady
Jul 5, 2006



back off, I'll jerk you off.
headstrong; I'll jerk off anyone.

Padical
Nov 29, 2004


Why you don't you come over here and say that to my face?

No, I'm not going over there, you come over here, pussy.

No, you're the pussy.

Padical
Nov 29, 2004


bossy lady posted:

back off, I'll jerk you off.
headstrong; I'll jerk off anyone.

I heard you crapt your pants at a concert once, lol.

signalnoise
Mar 7, 2008


Beat it, spook, this don't concern you!!!!

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014



ILL MARRY YOUR rear end!!!

TILL DEATH DO US PART, MOTHER FUCKER!!!!

WILDTURKEY101
Mar 7, 2005

Look to your left. Look to your right. Only one of you is going to pass this course.

u first, PUSSY

Icochet
Mar 18, 2008

I have a very small TV. Don't make fun of it! Please don't shame it like that~


Grimey Drawer

I'll suck you in the balls and call your mom to bake a memorial pie

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008


Nap Ghost

gently caress YOU BUDDY! COME AT ME!

Icochet
Mar 18, 2008

I have a very small TV. Don't make fun of it! Please don't shame it like that~


Grimey Drawer

Lay your dick on the scale, we'll sort this

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Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008


Nap Ghost

Icochet posted:

I'll suck you in the balls and call your mom to bake a memorial pie

WHAT KIND OF PIE?

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