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a dmc delorean
Jul 2, 2006

Live the dream
*flips u off*

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signalnoise
Mar 7, 2008

i was told my old av was distracting

a dmc delorean posted:

*flips u off*

*flips U off*

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

hey chief im running out of ramps

you know what happens when i run out of ramps???????

Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Fun Shoe
yeah bitch WHAT yeah thats fuckin right biTCH

Xaintrailles
Aug 14, 2015

:hellyeah::histdowns:
Maintaining constant furious eye contact with you while hand-assembling my machine gun's ammo belt. Just linking rounds together, thousand after thousand, until I gradually disappear behind the pile.

Lascivious Sloth
Apr 26, 2008

by sebmojo
I'm gonna rub your dick against my dick so hard we're gonna cum at same time except my cum will go in your eye and blind you FUCKER

Hairy Right Hook
Sep 9, 2001

Hee to the ho
What bro what bro what bro what bro what bro what bro




What?


Bro?

Lil Swamp Booger Baby
Aug 1, 1981

Lascivious Sloth posted:

I'm gonna rub your dick against my dick so hard we're gonna cum at same time except my cum will go in your eye and blind you FUCKER

Its called frottage

SRQ
Nov 9, 2009

hey bro what the gently caress bro back off a little bro or you're gonna get the double-trouble bro.

kntfkr
Feb 11, 2019
Probation
Can't post for 36 hours!

Lil Swamp Booger Baby posted:

Its called frottage

A new frottage industry

You Are A Werewolf
Apr 26, 2010

Black Gold!

Hey, back off! I’ll rip out your eyes and piss on your brain!

kntfkr
Feb 11, 2019
Probation
Can't post for 36 hours!
Hey dickless, get off the loving car! Hey fucksuck, get your slippery loving rear end off the car! Listen to me, get off the loving car with your loving rear end!

signalnoise
Mar 7, 2008

i was told my old av was distracting
I got 6 feet of bubble gum, and it's for YOU, not me!

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

signalnoise posted:

I got 6 feet of bubble gum, and it's for YOU, not me!

you son of a bitch!

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

Lil Swamp Booger Baby posted:

Its called frottage
frot till you drop

Who What Now
Sep 10, 2006

by Azathoth

Lil Swamp Booger Baby posted:

Its called frottage a good way to start your Saturday night

flubber nuts
Oct 5, 2005


im pissing myself from excitement not fear you dunce.

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

BIG TIT LIL NIP posted:

im pissing myself from excitement not fear you dunce.

did you click the right thread?

flubber nuts
Oct 5, 2005


Mumpy Puffinz posted:

did you click the right thread?

thread ? ? ?

signalnoise
Mar 7, 2008

i was told my old av was distracting

gently caress YOU CALL ME

Mozi
Apr 4, 2004

Forms change so fast
Time is moving past
Memory is smoke
Gonna get wider when I die
Nap Ghost

signalnoise posted:

I got 6 feet of bubble gum, and it's for YOU, not me!

i came here to kick rear end and chew gum, so i might as well take care of the latter first

but then i WILL destroy you

3 A.M. Radio
Nov 5, 2003

Workin' too hard can give me
A heart attACK-ACK-ACK-ACK-ACK-ACK!
You oughtta' know by now...
I'm the kind of apple pie that shits back!

HORNEY VAPE BRO
Jun 14, 2009

numberoneposter posted:

hey chief im running out of ramps

you know what happens when i run out of ramps???????

What are ya wacky?

Funky See Funky Do
Aug 20, 2013
STILL TRYING HARD
*standing outside the South Tower of the World Trade Center on September the 10th 2001.

Oh yeah pal? You're a real tough guy huh? Listen I got places to be but since you're so keen to get your rear end kicked why don't you meet be back here tomorrow at 11am sharp.

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Sunswipe
Feb 5, 2016

by Fluffdaddy
I'm gonna make sweet love to you all night long, then hold you while you fall asleep. When you wake up, you'll think I'm gone but I'm actually in the kitchen cooking breakfast. Then I'll go into the bathroom while you're eating, climb out the window and leave you realising you'll never meet anyone as good as me. Whaddaya think of that, tough guy?

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