ClamdestineBoyster posted:

That’s cool how you are a boyfriend and a dad to all those helpless women, like you should just cut in and show them how to do a little waltz, a little tango, a little salsa merengue. They’re gonna like that poo poo better than daggering because you’ll give them the warm comfort of their father up until the slow dance (which is obviously off limits even for the high school sock hop chaperone) when they get to pick their dance partner from the bashful wall flowers.

Also yeah that guy needs to know he’s gayer than he thinks. Definitely get close enough for him to brush up against your dick if he moves in any direction in the slightest.