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The Something Awful Forums > Main > BYOB: BYOB BYOB BOYB BBOY YOBB YBOB BBYO?? > the red pill but u put it up yr butt
 
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Stoner Sloth

 turns out this whole 'matrix' business was hallucinations caused by your severe prostatitis

* # ¿ Sep 19, 2021 17:21
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# ¿ Apr 23, 2024 11:39
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Stoner Sloth

bad guy posted:

slow release red pill suppository so you have time to get used to bullet time

neo: what are you trying to tell me? that i can dodge bullets?
m: no, neo. im trying to tell you that when you're ready, you won't have to.

*later*

neo: *opens butt and swallows the bullets fired at him in dramatic goatse style*

* # ¿ Sep 19, 2021 17:29
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Stoner Sloth

 innocent millenial accidentally eats the red pill while just trying to have a good itme

* # ¿ Sep 19, 2021 17:39
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Stoner Sloth

 m: he IS the bum!
t: well no poo poo dick tracyeus, been telling you that the whole time plus he's literally called 'umb'... d-do you not know what an anagram is?

* # ¿ Sep 19, 2021 17:40
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Stoner Sloth

Lock posted:

...dammit today is the day I realized one is an anagram for neo

i am too dumb for this otherwise awesome thread and will bow out

lol no way my orb... anyway get ready to have you're mind blown dum is just mud spelled backwards *hands you a red pill* now hit this poo poo and have some fun! uh... you're gonna want some lube.

* # ¿ Sep 19, 2021 17:46
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Stoner Sloth

google THIS posted:

Neo: (walking funny) There is no spoon, there is no spoon...

Oracle: Why the hell does my silverware keep disappearing?

whoa

* # ¿ Sep 19, 2021 18:03
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Stoner Sloth

 Morpheus: Lol, told you i could get him to do it

* # ¿ Sep 20, 2021 18:24
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# ¿ Apr 23, 2024 11:39
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Stoner Sloth

empty whippet box posted:

Neo walks through the crowd of people, nearly bumping into all of them. Morpheus is talking, but he's distracted by someone - no, some thing - he sees in the crowd up ahead. As he gets closer he sees it more clearly. It's about 3 and a half feet tall, shorter than the people around him. Morpheus' voice seems distant, unimportant now as he gets a clear look at the creature. It is oblong and fleshy, with wirey black hairs sticking out haphazardly across what seems to be its torso. It has two circular eyes which stare unconcernedly through him as it walks, and a mouth with thin lips pressed together in an unconcerned, but perhaps slightly amused, expression. It has thin arms and hands with 3 fingers on it with no fingernails and short legs which don't seem like they should support its girth. As it walks by, naked, Neo sees that it's rear end portrudes out in what he has to admit is a somewhat pleasing manner, and there is a dick and balls sticking out of the buttcrack, the dick erect and proud, pointing into the sky as the balls flop and dangle. The creature makes eye contact with him.

Morpheus suddenly stands right in front of him, stopping him.

"Are you listening, Neo, or are you looking at the dickbutt?"

"what?"
* # ¿ Sep 23, 2021 16:00
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