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epic 2012 username
Mar 26, 2021

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DO NOT STEAL!!!

More like WIN nicotine pouches!. Itís a hell of a way to start the day and I canít recommend it enough. These beauties are going to put a lot of other tobacco products out of business and I can see why!

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Lil Swamp Booger Baby
Aug 1, 1981



ZUCKIN YOUR NUTZ

The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004

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Ultra Carp

I'll just not but thanks for the advertisement, OP

Pimpcasso
Mar 13, 2002
MY PRONOUNS ARE SHIT/HEAD


Just cram malboros straight in your rear end in a top hat for that quick blast of nicotine

SLICK GOKU BABY
Jun 12, 2001

Havin' a roni


You're supposed to put the warnings on nicotine products when posting advertisements for them OP. FTC not pleased.

The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004

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Ultra Carp

You snus you lose

SniperWoreConverse
Mar 20, 2010







Gun Saliva

I've developed a form of nicotine beer

Literally A Ghost
May 17, 2017


I am confused and disoriented,
but now I have :10bux: and this wonderful avatar


I demand MORE ridiculous ways to ingest nicotine.

Literally A Ghost
May 17, 2017


I am confused and disoriented,
but now I have :10bux: and this wonderful avatar


Maybe some kind of cigar bazooka?

Literally A Ghost
May 17, 2017


I am confused and disoriented,
but now I have :10bux: and this wonderful avatar


A nicotine patch trampoline?

You Are A Elf
Apr 26, 2010

Black Gold!


Nicotine butt chug.

kntfkr
Feb 11, 2019

GOOSE FUCKER


nicotine eyedrops

Pimpcasso
Mar 13, 2002
MY PRONOUNS ARE SHIT/HEAD


Nicotine dating app

Literally A Ghost
May 17, 2017


I am confused and disoriented,
but now I have :10bux: and this wonderful avatar


Chewable Flintstones vitamins now with NICOBURST CRYSTALS.

Who What Now
Sep 10, 2006



I grind tobacco into a fine paste and dab that paste directly onto my anus and tear ducts

SniperWoreConverse
Mar 20, 2010







Gun Saliva

We'd butter, but cigarette butts

The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004

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Ultra Carp

Peengarettes

The cigarettes you smoke with your penus



Invigorating!

Lil Swamp Booger Baby
Aug 1, 1981



Pimpcasso posted:

Nicotine dating app

Dickopeen

kntfkr
Feb 11, 2019

GOOSE FUCKER


the first sounding rod that's FDA approved for smoking cessation

SniperWoreConverse
Mar 20, 2010







Gun Saliva

A cowboy revolver that you put wraps and loose tobaccy in and when you pull the trigger a lit unfiltered cig pops out the barrel

Caesar Saladin
Aug 15, 2004



i've got a pouch for you OP

it ain't full of nicotine but you should put it in your mouth anyway

The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004

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Ultra Carp

Nicotine toothpaste

Now your kids will never miss an opportunity to brush

Literally A Ghost
May 17, 2017


I am confused and disoriented,
but now I have :10bux: and this wonderful avatar


Nicotine but now it also comes with pornography.

Freedom Trails
Feb 19, 2005

THE DARK SIDE OF SCIENCE BREEDS A WEAPON OF WAR


Buglord

Those kids better be using cigars as toothbrushes!

(Edit: small tykes can use cigarettes instead)

SniperWoreConverse
Mar 20, 2010







Gun Saliva

A parrot that has nicotine plumage and talks in smokers cough

Bula Vinaka
Oct 21, 2020

Beachside!


thats not a pouch

this is a pouch

Literally A Ghost
May 17, 2017


I am confused and disoriented,
but now I have :10bux: and this wonderful avatar


A defibrillator but when your heart starts the EMT gives you a pack of Lucky Strikes and says "better smoke them while you can. fella"

SniperWoreConverse
Mar 20, 2010







Gun Saliva

Gentlemen, after last year's discovery of the so called 'X-ray,' I'm pleased to report to the academy the development of a T-ray emitter.

*maniacally beams the academic community into piles of cig ash*

You Are A Elf
Apr 26, 2010

Black Gold!


Nicotine Oreo Blizzard. New from Dairy Queen!

Literally A Ghost
May 17, 2017


I am confused and disoriented,
but now I have :10bux: and this wonderful avatar


Check it out! The tobacco companies created a vaccine for uncoolness!

it's a cigarette

SniperWoreConverse
Mar 20, 2010







Gun Saliva

Cigs that have a pull tab on the end that lights em

SniperWoreConverse
Mar 20, 2010







Gun Saliva

An internet connected vape that leverages the power of the block chain

great big cardboard tube
Sep 3, 2003



I quit cigarettes with vaping and I'm quitting or at least massively cutting down vaping with these. They're good.

kntfkr
Feb 11, 2019

GOOSE FUCKER


You Are A Elf posted:

Nicotine Oreo Blizzard. New from Dairy Queen!

Oreo is such a whore of a brand that I could totally picture them having such as a juul flavor if it wasn't illegal.

Fuckstick
Nov 30, 2000

Eye can see you.

They helped me quit the douche flute after smoking for 20 years. Now Iím hooked on little paper pouches.

Bright side is I got a ring doorbell the other day with my points. Only cost me $11,000!

Robo Reagan
Feb 12, 2012



i use them a lot so its going to suck when it turns out they give you ball cancer or whatever

Elukka
Feb 17, 2011



A drug that isn't really all that great but is as addictive as heroin? Yeah sounds like a great idea.

Lawrence Gilchrist
Mar 31, 2010



Nicotine in pannus after pregnancy

SniperWoreConverse
Mar 20, 2010







Gun Saliva

For a quick pick me up replace basil with pipe tobacco in any recipe!

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Weka
May 5, 2019

And if you gaze long into an abyss, you will say `look, no ring.`

SniperWoreConverse posted:

I've developed a form of nicotine beer

That's just what you get when you tip all the half beers together at the end of the party. Filtering recommended.

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