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I have no idea how these showers work. You hit buttons and I guess the "water" gets "hotter"? Mariner is having a 'who can make everyone the most uncomfortable' contest with this dude as they both mess with the settings and somehow it's making everyone's shower more... something. Powered up. I guess.
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As you can see it's definitely not water.
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Sep 22, 2021 21:04
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It's like this thing is hooked directly to the engine. It goes up all the way to "the same but red now" As you can see this is hotter than this shower was ever meant to go.
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Sep 22, 2021 21:05
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Okay show is starting. Intro time.
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Sep 22, 2021 21:06
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Some fancy alien dude had a ship full of goodies, he died. So now this other alien who collects stuff is gonna auction off the stuff. But he needs federation help.
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Sep 22, 2021 21:08
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Anyway the lower decks crew now consists of These people!
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Sep 22, 2021 21:10
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They talk about how obviously better life would be if Boimler was still around but "he's probably living the dream" and then we smash cut to Boimler who is, as we left him, totally hosed.
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Sep 22, 2021 21:11
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He has to do fights and stuff now. He's terrified all the time.
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Sep 22, 2021 21:12
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 This federation crew is rounded out with new-guy and the only orange-guy-alien in the federation.
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Sep 22, 2021 21:14
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They gotta go unpack the collectables.
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Sep 22, 2021 21:14
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Unpack them off the shelves and onto boxes that is.
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Sep 22, 2021 21:15
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Over on Riker's ship Boimler is in charge of taking notes during the meeting. He's exhausted and also he can't keep track of all the different battles Riker gets in.
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Sep 22, 2021 21:16
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Rutherford is pretty rare, this collector-dude they're working with invites him to be part of his collection. Gives him a card.
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Sep 22, 2021 21:19
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Okay this collection room turns out to be massively booby trapped and the orange alien I've not described at all before now gets turned into a puppet so he's definitely dead. Now basically everything in the room is primed to kill our lower decks crew.
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Sep 22, 2021 21:22
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 Shockingly the crew enact an escape with the puppet.
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Sep 22, 2021 21:23
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Jet Manhaver, our new guy, has a safer plan than Mariner's plan and Tendi wants to go for it.
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Sep 22, 2021 21:25
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Everybody but mariner wants the safe plan. She's a little mutinous I'm sure it's fine.
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Sep 22, 2021 21:26
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For the lower decks crew things turn out very badly. They get attacked by a giant claw machine and some kinda furnace trash-burning device.
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Sep 22, 2021 21:28
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Everybody survives though.
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Sep 22, 2021 21:28
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It turns out this obviously sketchy greedy collector guy decided to... steal some helmet. But I mean he was gonna "auction" it all anyway so.... I guess it really doesn't matter. What matters is he is bad and they should beat him up.
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Sep 22, 2021 21:30
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He gets crushed to death by massive giant-person bones and dinosaur bones. So that solves that.
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Sep 22, 2021 21:30
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As the most obvious consequence for this shocking turn of events the entire team is now being attacked by tiny flying vacuum cleaners.
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Sep 22, 2021 21:32
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The team has to make a classic choice, will they listen to Jet Manhaver, who probably wants to do something sensible or Mariner who wants to bat away all of the vacuum drones with a massive dinosaur bone.
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Boimler finds himself in the middle of a... I wanna say it was a botched defense of a mining operation where he and the crew were trying to do it all while blending in as members of the mining crew. And then they get discovered by the aliens taking over the mine and everyone is shooting at him again.
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Sep 22, 2021 21:36
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Mariner and Manhaver talk it out, Mariner decides Manhaver and herself have stuff in common and she lightens up about the whole situation.
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Sep 22, 2021 21:39
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They remember Rutherford and Tendi exist and ask them what they would do.
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Sep 22, 2021 21:40
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Tendi wants to rub some excalvian bones together to break them down into acid and break into the ship's engineering conduits so Rutherford can work his magic. Basically they can fix everything easy peasy.
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Sep 22, 2021 21:42
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All of Riker's crew are gonna do another fight and they're doing a big "everybody puts hands in" moment and Boimler is like "Nope", he tells them that he joined starfleet to explore not to get into phaser fights.
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Sep 22, 2021 21:43
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Everyone on Riker's team (riker isn't present) remembers they got into starfleet for some non-murder reason.
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Sep 22, 2021 21:44
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Boimler is gonna save everyone on Riker's team by knowing stuff about TNG.
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Sep 22, 2021 21:44
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 Everything is coming up Lower Decks as Rutherford and co are off to the escape pods
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Sep 22, 2021 21:46
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They make it to the escape pods! The captain (who has been very patient and hands off this episode!) is... well less than happy with the situation. Because A) Their orange-dude-alien has become a puppet. and B ) Everything else.
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Sep 22, 2021 21:48
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She vows to never be hands off on a mission again.
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Sep 22, 2021 21:48
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Boimler is pressing buttons!
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Sep 22, 2021 21:49
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Boimler presses buttons and somehow everybody on Riker's team but him gets safely transported away. Boimler gets exploded. (he lives)
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Sep 22, 2021 21:51
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They just try and beam him up, doesn't work, then they try harder to beam him up and it works.
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Sep 22, 2021 21:51
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Oh man they made two boimlers with the transport.
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Sep 22, 2021 21:52
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 Now there's two boimlers. Everyone is taking it pretty well.
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Sep 22, 2021 21:54
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Our Boimler decides he wants to return to the Cerritos. He lost his post... to a copy of himself. A new Boimler record.
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Sep 22, 2021 21:55
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Riker's crew is proud of him, right before he goes.
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