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Xaintrailles posted:
The guest monitor should always have your post history up.
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https://www.scullyandscully.com/hom...HBoC_0IQAvD_BwE
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Sep 23, 2021 19:33
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Fake plants. Make a big deal about watering them and worrying why they won’t grow (“drat fluorescent lighting, need more miraclegro!”)
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Sep 23, 2021 19:37
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congrats on being a manager
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Sep 23, 2021 19:38
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Take a long lunch jogging then rub your sweaty musk all over that couch to mark your territory. Establish your dominance from the other alphas Bonus points if you pee in all four corners of your office so the smell really hits you in the eyes when you enter your domain.
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Sep 23, 2021 19:47
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HANG IN THERE BABY
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Sep 23, 2021 19:52
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Authentic samurai swords on your office walls. Always be practicing when someone walks in.
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Sep 23, 2021 19:54
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The Bloop posted:HANG IN THERE BABY HANGIN' THEIR BABY
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Sep 23, 2021 19:55
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Staples “Easy” button but it’s a Derpies button and when you press it it asks “Whose tuggin?”
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Sep 23, 2021 19:57
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You should get a personal urinal
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Sep 23, 2021 20:05
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HORSE-SLAUGHTERER posted:can you bang or fist on the desk
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Sep 23, 2021 20:27
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Skulls. Every office could use more skulls. Just dozens of different types and sizes of skulls. Then start referring to your office as the Bone Room.
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Sep 23, 2021 21:01
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Sep 23, 2021 21:19
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Leather sex swing
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Sep 23, 2021 21:24
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Tasteful wall stickers
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Sep 23, 2021 21:25
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Tapestries. A large dirty coffee maker that you never use and if anyone asks about it you say its a keepsake but you dont really drink coffee. a huge pile of squishy stress balls, mangled beyond usefulness. a very large , slightly rusty pipe wrench for “adjusting the desk”
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Sep 23, 2021 21:37
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Creepy dolls.
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Sep 23, 2021 21:40
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A bar with nice booze and fancy glasses
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Sep 23, 2021 22:21
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Telsa Cola posted:... People here tend to put things they find in the woods while working on display. Do you work in police forensics?
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Sep 23, 2021 22:28
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I kinda want an office now
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Sep 23, 2021 22:29
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Doc Fission posted:I do database work for a big TV/radio station. Everyone here is pretty nerdy about it but TBH I don't really consume our programming. Post a bunch of those oddly specific database/analysts webcomics on your door and on your desk. Give them a sensible chuckle once in awhile and swap them out monthly. Brother Tadger posted:You put your woods-porn in your office?! No woods-porn, found creepy dolls and a explosive fuse once. Also our last camp site had a decapitated elk head and bone wind chime looking things. BigBadSteve posted:Do you work in police forensics? Nah, archaeological survey. 2/3rds of the year I'm out in the woods walking. You see some weird poo poo.
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Sep 23, 2021 22:39
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Put in some floor to ceiling mirrors on the walls so the office looks like it goes on into infinity.
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Sep 23, 2021 22:42
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One of those fake grenades that says 'Complaint department. Take a number' and has a lil number tag hanging from the pin
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Sep 23, 2021 22:45
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Never go Candy Bowl. Then you get vultures, and people that eventually complain that there are no more *blank*. I'm in too deep. Note, people do not like Fireballs or Butterscootches very well. Now 'n Laters, Jolly Ranchers, Lemon Heads, Sour Patch kids is like crack to these heathens. And some people will kill for a Warhead. I also have a few things with the Grinch, an Eeyore or two, and a couple Gargamels from the Smurfs. These were all gifts, and I refuse to think about what that means. All little trinkets and stuff, except a large Oscar the Grouch xmas stocking that says Bah Humbug. blight rhino fucked around with this message at 23:01 on Sep 23, 2021 |
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Sep 23, 2021 22:57
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Plants are also always an great option.
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Sep 23, 2021 23:26
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I suggest a nice cactus
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Sep 23, 2021 23:40
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Human furniture.
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Sep 23, 2021 23:43
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I have a layout of the production floor that I stand and look at with a thoughtful expression on my face when I hear someone walking towards my office to see how long they will quietly stand there and not interrupt me because they think I’m planning some kind of big change or something.
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Sep 23, 2021 23:50
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kntfkr posted:Human furniture. The heads of your enemies
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Sep 23, 2021 23:51
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A lot of hot farts. Indian food or white castle farts. That'll keep the spirits away. The subordinates I mean.
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Sep 24, 2021 00:00
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A moat
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Sep 24, 2021 00:13
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A cauldron for brewing potions most foul and also heat up oil
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Sep 24, 2021 00:14
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Huragok posted:I have a printer Ey pal, call up da fuggin pope and tell him I’m gonna cook up some bacon and eggs on that piece of poo poo. 
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Sep 24, 2021 00:16
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a miasma of disdain
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Sep 24, 2021 01:06
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Pasta maker
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Sep 24, 2021 15:20
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the technical nature of my current field requires a door that locks and my personal office is very starkly utilitarian I have three 24” monitors in a semicircle, someone called it a “command center” when they saw it but mostly it’s me commanding myself to type things into a spreadsheet
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Sep 24, 2021 21:18
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I want to die in 9/11
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Sep 24, 2021 21:21
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Put some framed diplomas and certifications and formal stuff on the walls. Hang a huge portrait of yourself directly behind yourself. Put at least one balance scale on the bookshelf, but more are better. And at least one open box with some poo poo you about to get around to doing. Also a little plaque with your name. Maybe a statuette for the bookshelf too. These are mandatory, be creative with the rest op
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Sep 25, 2021 01:30
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I got a new job. With health insurance and a 401k.
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I put pictures of me and my wife on the wall of my office. Id put a copy of my degree up there too, but I would have to request one from my university which would be a pain in the rear end and just drawing one on the back of a tacobell placemat would probably be more impressive
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