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Prurient Squid

Tiddy cat Buddha improving your day.

IN this thread we can all be plants and sink our roots down into the sweet water fed earth and let forth our blossom.

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xcheopis




Prurient Squid posted:

IN this thread we can all be plants and sink our roots down into the sweet water fed earth and let forth our blossom.

I'm gonna be a manchineel!

See a mighty city trampled to destruction! See missiles and atom bombs powerless! See civilisation rioting with fear!

Areola Grande



uggghhhh fine. I guess I'll be weed



autumn sig by Tiny Myersô

alexandriao

"What're quantum mechanics?"
"I don't know. People who repair quantums, I suppose."


mmmm gently caress yeah. pollinate my flowers baby.hnnng yeah. just like that. haha slutty little bee aren't you

Too much is always not enough!

(Thanks to tvsveryown for the spring sig!)



Doctor Dogballs

driving the fuck truck from hand land to pound town without stopping at suction station


im a dental floss bush

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https://thumbs.gfycat.com/HopefulSophisticatedIndianrhinoceros-mobile.webm
"The Bad Boy of Comics"

Percy Teatwillow

let us go out this evening for pleasure, for the night is still young


i am also weed


https://thumbs.gfycat.com/HardtofindImpossibleHoneyeater-mobile.webm
^^^special shout-out to vanisher^^^

Gluehead posted:

i met snow at a restaurant once and i was like 'man, informer is a really good song!' and he just looked up from the bowl of french onion soup he was eating, mouthed the words 'fuck off' and then he gave me the finger twice with boths hands, then crossed the two fingers to make a cross and aimed it at me
Heather Papps


hello internet friend




i'm digging a hole, getting in it, and burying myself up to my knees. i'm stripping naked and extending my arms as i turn to face the sun. i am at peace.


i'm nuts about fall

Ghosts And Ghouls





being a weed plant in byob is a dangerous situation

Tiny Myers

say hello to my little friend


digging my toes into the cool fresh soil and savoring the feeling with childlike joy :3:


Thank you How Wonderful! for the autumn sig!

Ventral EggSac



i'm shrooms

edit: gently caress

Viginti Septem

revertere ad avem tribuum

I'ma power plant

Buttchocks

No, I like my hat, thanks.


I'm a triffid

empty whippet box

friendship


hello fellow plants. im a plant also. you guys hear anything about the coming revolution? anything come down "the grape vine"?? haha... just kidding. just a little plant humor.

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Doctor Dogballs

driving the fuck truck from hand land to pound town without stopping at suction station


FORGET ABOUT PLANTS I'M GONNA BE A HONEYBAKED HAM :devil:

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"The Bad Boy of Comics"

Manifisto



I'm an impossible burger, I'm made with no murder,
way beyond beef, I'm made with a leaf

Sherbert Hoover



i'm a big old oak tree and i can see my sons and daughters growing up just over yonder where a squirrel buried my cum :unsmith:


https://i.imgur.com/ZOIVskR.mp4ty ChubbyChecker

Mormon Nailer

PHANTOM QUEEN




Areola Grande posted:

uggghhhh fine. I guess I'll be weed

I'm actually about 90% weed so...

I guess we can all be weed, this IS BYOB

Anyway I'm photosynthesizing, please don't throw shade on me

xcheopis




Sherbert Hoover posted:

i'm a big old oak tree and i can see my sons and daughters growing up just over yonder where a squirrel buried my cum :unsmith:

Ovary. :colbert:

See a mighty city trampled to destruction! See missiles and atom bombs powerless! See civilisation rioting with fear!

Sherbert Hoover



nah ovarthere


https://i.imgur.com/ZOIVskR.mp4ty ChubbyChecker

Viginti Septem

revertere ad avem tribuum


Werewolf

Mormon Nailer

PHANTOM QUEEN




I'm still photosynthesizing, this is a process. gently caress.

I would like to move very slowly in the direction of my light source.

Plant MONSTER.

Pure Posting Sugar





this thread is :yikes:


thank you heather pappers for the fall treat!


shout outs to khanstant for the beautiful signature make sure to "like" and "subscribe"

HUSKY DILF

aggressively chill


empty whippet box posted:

hello fellow plants. im a plant also. you guys hear anything about the coming revolution? anything come down "the grape vine"?? haha... just kidding. just a little plant humor.

Nosfereefer



did anyone say weed yet?

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Manifisto



Plant MONSTER. posted:

this thread is :yikes:

oh hello fellow plant, welcome! I bet all that "monster" stuff is an exaggeration or just outright lies, you're welcome to chill with us. for example, how many humans have you eaten today? probably not that many, amirite??

https://giant.gfycat.com/DefinitiveBowedBarnowl.mp4
ty vanisher and pot smoke phoenix!

Nosfereefer



huh, so great to be posting in byob, fellow yobsters! could anyone by any chance tell me where the secret hq is?

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Khanstant

:d::s::h::c::d::h::s::c::d::h::c::s::d:

if i see any dirty mofos around here im going to use my roots to extract nutrients from them over time!

Mormon Nailer

PHANTOM QUEEN




I'm sad that my friend was cut down so I continue to supply nutrients and sugars to them via our intertwined root system for the next up to 600 years.

Doctor Dogballs

driving the fuck truck from hand land to pound town without stopping at suction station


i'm, the world's heaviest organism, a giant clonal colony of dental floss bush, a single giant root with above ground dental floss shoots spread over 1,500 acres of the untamed montana flosslands

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"The Bad Boy of Comics"

Buttchocks

No, I like my hat, thanks.


I produce fibers that can be used for clothing, rope, and sacking. See my many fibers? They're all for you! It's time for the Harvest Festival! :colbert:

Prurient Squid

Tiddy cat Buddha improving your day.

You guys just had to turn this into an orgy didn't you?

Manifisto



Doctor Dogballs posted:

i'm, the world's heaviest organism, a giant clonal colony of dental floss bush, a single giant root with above ground dental floss shoots spread over 1,500 acres of the untamed montana flosslands

you're a prized crop friend, watch out for would-be tycoons lookin to wax you down and sell you uptown

https://giant.gfycat.com/DefinitiveBowedBarnowl.mp4
ty vanisher and pot smoke phoenix!

boo-osterous






im pomkin



thank you nut for this sig!!!
gallery of sigs

get your probe badge here
he/him or they/them, either works

Plant MONSTER.

Pure Posting Sugar





haha yeah? well I'm a person! I'm a human man made of goddamn blood and bones! I feel a cold coming on and I always use the toilet!!


thank you heather pappers for the fall treat!


shout outs to khanstant for the beautiful signature make sure to "like" and "subscribe"

Mormon Nailer

PHANTOM QUEEN




Plant MONSTER. posted:

haha yeah? well I'm a person! I'm a human man made of goddamn blood and bones! I feel a cold coming on and I always use the toilet!!

Sherbert Hoover



*points and screeches at Plant MONSTER.*


https://i.imgur.com/ZOIVskR.mp4ty ChubbyChecker

Heather Papps


hello internet friend




feces is like drugs to me, unless said feces contain seeds of a species i cannot outcompete.


i'm nuts about fall

WithoutTheFezOn
Oh no

I and five of my buds start jamming War-ishly, and loosely belt out the chorus:

Why canít we be fronds?
Why canít we be fronds?
Why canít we be fronds?
Why canít we-ee be fronds??

Manifisto



WithoutTheFezOn posted:

I and five of my buds start jamming War-ishly, and loosely belt out the chorus:

Why canít we be fronds?
Why canít we be fronds?
Why canít we be fronds?
Why canít we-ee be fronds??

https://giant.gfycat.com/DefinitiveBowedBarnowl.mp4
ty vanisher and pot smoke phoenix!

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I am a teak tree and I offer my body as sacrifice to the dark gods of design and dťcor for only in death will I achieve ultimate transcendence and salvation as period-accurate flooring in the renovation of a midcentury modern bungalow in Palm Springs.

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