AEW Rampage Thread #7: Star Wars: RETURN OF THE JEDI GDT

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Davros1: Jul 19, 2007; You've got to admit, you are kind of implausible

Remember, when the heroes escape from the Death Star, they have the corpses of the storm troopers and scanning party they killed aboard

# ¿ Sep 24, 2021 23:49

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# ¿ Apr 26, 2024 03:16

Davros1: Jul 19, 2007; You've got to admit, you are kind of implausible

karmicknight posted:

those have to be in the smuggler's compartments, right?

That's what the rattling sound is

# ¿ Sep 24, 2021 23:57

Davros1: Jul 19, 2007; You've got to admit, you are kind of implausible

karmicknight posted:

god the third act of star wars is great.

It's interesting that other than the training scene on the Falcon, Lucas never had Luke break out his lightsaber in the film.

# ¿ Sep 25, 2021 00:13

Davros1: Jul 19, 2007; You've got to admit, you are kind of implausible

karmicknight posted:

Luke Skywalker goes AWOL is an interesting plot point that I don't think ever goes anywhere, like even in the books set in the time period.

My favorite was people complaining about Finn and Rose going AWOL in The Last Jedi, abandoning their friends and what a terrible script it was for having that. But when one points out Luke did the EXACT same thing in ESB, they lost their poo poo.

My favorite defense was "Luke was TOLD to go there." Yeah, tell your CO that a ghost told you to go AWOL and see how quick you're thrown in the brig.

# ¿ Sep 25, 2021 01:14

Davros1: Jul 19, 2007; You've got to admit, you are kind of implausible

rotinaj posted:

A ghost told me to go awol after I got fistfucked by a wampa snow beast and I was dying of exposure

I�m gonna go to swampworld where y�all will never find my body, peace

I don't think even told anyone he was going; pretty much everyone but the snowspeeder pilots were the only ones left on Hoth when he left

# ¿ Sep 25, 2021 01:20

Davros1: Jul 19, 2007; You've got to admit, you are kind of implausible

karmicknight posted:

r2 out in the rain is such a sad visual, hosed up of yoda and luke.

Yoda's a petty bitch, he knows R2 did nothing to stop Anakin/Vader on Mustafar.

# ¿ Sep 25, 2021 01:26

Davros1: Jul 19, 2007; You've got to admit, you are kind of implausible

shiksa posted:

what if luke was going down the death star trench and instead of obi-wan speaking to him it was taz and excalibur

Taz singing the Star Wars theme

# ¿ Sep 25, 2021 01:45

Davros1: Jul 19, 2007; You've got to admit, you are kind of implausible

karmicknight posted:

god drat I love this scene so much, Lando laying it on pretty thick, Vader doing some classic Vader bits.

do you think they ate a meal, Vader sits back down.

As I kid, I definitely thought that.

# ¿ Sep 25, 2021 02:14

Davros1: Jul 19, 2007; You've got to admit, you are kind of implausible

Cage Kicker posted:

Vader was just going to let them be bait for Luke and then let them go but Han asked "how do you eat with that loving bucket on?" to Boba Fett and Anakin thought Han was talking to him

That does neatly tie up why Vader was torturing him. Or it was because Han sent his TIE tumbling last movie.

# ¿ Sep 25, 2021 02:17

Davros1: Jul 19, 2007; You've got to admit, you are kind of implausible

karmicknight posted:

I never caught that 'he didn't even ask me any questions' before.

So did Cloud City already have an evil looking torture chamber, or did Vader send the decorators in?

# ¿ Sep 25, 2021 02:21

Davros1: Jul 19, 2007; You've got to admit, you are kind of implausible

fez_machine posted:

hmm the FITE stream is divided into two parts

wonder if that's going to cause problems?

It will if they do another "time jump" like two weeks ago.

# ¿ Sep 25, 2021 02:22

Davros1: Jul 19, 2007; You've got to admit, you are kind of implausible

If the carbon freezing was used to transport the gas into a solid for transportation, a facility that big that only produces one six foot bar seems kind of inefficient. You'd think something like a conveyor system would be more effective.

# ¿ Sep 25, 2021 02:27

Davros1: Jul 19, 2007; You've got to admit, you are kind of implausible

Shard posted:

But you are not a jedi yet is such a great line

He doesn't get any more training, so I think technically he is.

# ¿ Sep 25, 2021 02:30

Davros1: Jul 19, 2007; You've got to admit, you are kind of implausible

El Generico posted:

Yes please more dumb Star Wars poo poo I still need to listen to the latter half of that audio drama that came out before KOTOR and has the Star Forge in it and stuff

There was a Star Wars Zombie novel called Death Troopers, and a prequel called Red Harvest where a Jedi's sister gets kidnapped and he literally gives the villains the "I have a particular set of skills" speech from "Taken". The Jedi was NOT Qui-on Jinn.

# ¿ Sep 25, 2021 02:32

Davros1: Jul 19, 2007; You've got to admit, you are kind of implausible

Shard posted:

Dude maybe next week they'll have Robocop

Yeah, the sucky remake

# ¿ Sep 25, 2021 02:58

Davros1: Jul 19, 2007; You've got to admit, you are kind of implausible

Pinwiz11 posted:

What if they played The Accountant and The Meg at the same time?

Hopefully the shark eats Ben Affleck

# ¿ Sep 25, 2021 02:59

Davros1: Jul 19, 2007; You've got to admit, you are kind of implausible

https://twitter.com/AndradeElIdolo/status/1441581693895417860?s=19

# ¿ Sep 25, 2021 03:00

Davros1: Jul 19, 2007; You've got to admit, you are kind of implausible

CM Trunks

# ¿ Sep 25, 2021 03:04

Davros1: Jul 19, 2007; You've got to admit, you are kind of implausible

Even Stevens Jones

# ¿ Sep 25, 2021 03:05

Davros1: Jul 19, 2007; You've got to admit, you are kind of implausible

Crowd chanting for HOOK

# ¿ Sep 25, 2021 03:07

Davros1: Jul 19, 2007; You've got to admit, you are kind of implausible

Mark Henry taught him that

# ¿ Sep 25, 2021 03:09

Davros1: Jul 19, 2007; You've got to admit, you are kind of implausible

Eat My Fuc posted:

Taz doesn�t want anyone to know his team exists

Nah, Punk said that because he thought Team Taz would be flattered by it and go easy on him. Well, how's that working out for him.

# ¿ Sep 25, 2021 03:11

Davros1: Jul 19, 2007; You've got to admit, you are kind of implausible

I've missed Punk's lovely strikes

# ¿ Sep 25, 2021 03:12

Davros1: Jul 19, 2007; You've got to admit, you are kind of implausible

Aubrey moves so well

# ¿ Sep 25, 2021 03:14

Davros1: Jul 19, 2007; You've got to admit, you are kind of implausible

Christian wearing the Impact title

# ¿ Sep 25, 2021 03:27

Davros1: Jul 19, 2007; You've got to admit, you are kind of implausible

Thought we weren't going to get Taz singing, but then!

# ¿ Sep 25, 2021 03:28

Davros1: Jul 19, 2007; You've got to admit, you are kind of implausible

"I don't like that guy."
"Yeah, I don't trust him."

# ¿ Sep 25, 2021 03:44

Davros1: Jul 19, 2007; You've got to admit, you are kind of implausible

drat PRIVATE PARTY

# ¿ Sep 25, 2021 04:08

Davros1: Jul 19, 2007; You've got to admit, you are kind of implausible

Squall posted:

IT'S TIME. FOR THE MAIN EVENT.

Eventually, the crowd's going to have to start saying it along with him, right?

# ¿ Sep 25, 2021 04:40

Davros1: Jul 19, 2007; You've got to admit, you are kind of implausible

karmicknight posted:

time for Obi Wan to explain some poo poo.

Another goddamn talk show

# ¿ Sep 25, 2021 06:04

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# ¿ Apr 26, 2024 03:16

Davros1: Jul 19, 2007; You've got to admit, you are kind of implausible

karmicknight posted:

han solo's strike force really is an agile, lean, and technologically-advanced force of talented professionals

My father loved pointing out about the entire strike team, dressed head to toe in camo to blend in with the surroundings ... and then they bring along gold and silver droids that reflect sunlight like a mirror

# ¿ Sep 25, 2021 06:33

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