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Dignity Van Houten
Jul 28, 2006

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I'm sitting here reading Jimmy Dean's Wikipedia page and it says he died in 2010! If you had asked me to guess I would have said 1960s. But no Jimmy Dean the guy who makes that country sausage probably had an XBOX 360 and was probably 360 no scoping in COD Black Ops and expanding the rage skill tree in God of War 3.

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Bloopsy
Jun 1, 2006

you have been visited by the Spooky Garlic Bread. you will be cursed by having bad Garlic Bread in your life time, but only if you comment "ty garlic bread" in the thread below

How big is the “controversy” section?

Nooner
Mar 26, 2007

An A+ Spooky Poster (:

Can you make sausages in metro 2033? I bet he was rral good at that game if gou can make sausages i like the ones that are kike corndogs byt rolled up in pancakes!

Revins
Nov 2, 2007



mr. james dean was a good god fearing american and would never play what is obviously just communist propaganda when he could be playing an america first series like call of duty

RepeatingMeme
Dec 27, 2012

Have u seen thos pig balls tho







quote:

In the fall of 2004, he released his blunt, straight-talking autobiography 30 Years of Sausage, 50 Years of Ham.

Boner M
Sep 21, 2021
Probation
Can't post for 21 hours!


quote:

Dean had his first hit, "Bumming Around", in 1953

:captainpop:

PsionicAnt
Jul 16, 2001



Nooner posted:

kike corndogs

signalnoise
Mar 7, 2008


Nooner posted:

kike corndogs

what

PsionicAnt
Jul 16, 2001



I mean obviously I typo. It just made me laugh. If anything I'll take a probe on that one

SLICK GOKU BABY
Jun 12, 2001

Havin' a roni


He died when he was pretty old OP. Old people can't play video games, it's not allowed.

Boner M
Sep 21, 2021
Probation
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Games only make old people angry. That is why they only play the self serve checkout and become enraged.

eSports Chaebol
Feb 22, 2005

Yeah, actually, gamers in the house forever,

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f4RNb3tt0LM

Gabriel Grub
Dec 18, 2004


Jimmy Dean was in a James Bond, that's all I know.

Lascivious Sloth
Apr 26, 2008



He was tuggn it to marylin Munroe role play

Bags Fly at Noon
Apr 6, 2011

this kills the crab

Sure, they're visually impressive, but a lot of posters find large avatars physically uncomfortable. Furthermore, the owners of large avatars often rely on their size alone and don't bother to develop more refined posting techniques.






He died as he lived, sausage in hand.

You Are A Elf
Apr 26, 2010

Black Gold!


A real life interview snippet of Jimmy Dean in 2004:

“I haven’t played much of this game yet, but I like to drive around Red County at night listening to K-Rose in a Walton truck.”

*touches sausage*

Fleta Mcgurn
Oct 5, 2003

Porpoise noise continues.


jimmy would you dean some sausage

Boner M
Sep 21, 2021
Probation
Can't post for 21 hours!


Fleta Mcgurn posted:

jimmy would you dean some sausage

Bags Fly at Noon
Apr 6, 2011

this kills the crab

Sure, they're visually impressive, but a lot of posters find large avatars physically uncomfortable. Furthermore, the owners of large avatars often rely on their size alone and don't bother to develop more refined posting techniques.






Impressed by Metro2033’s realistic graphics, Dean was said to have blurted out, “Amazing! I never sausage a beautiful game in my life!”

Fleta Mcgurn
Oct 5, 2003

Porpoise noise continues.



now THAT'S how the sausage gets made!

Phlegmish
Jul 2, 2011




I tried playing one of the Metro games once, but I didn't get very far with the annoying hitscanning one-shotting enemies and not being able to see poo poo

That series is not for these old bones

jazzyhattrick
Jul 1, 2010

GET OUT
(OF THE WALL)



Gabriel Grub posted:

Jimmy Dean was in a James Bond, that's all I know.

Diamonds are forever!

He played the reclusive billionaire who gets kidnapped by Blofeld.

Boner M
Sep 21, 2021
Probation
Can't post for 21 hours!


Along with Albert De Salvo, and some other non important folk, Dean was one of the people suspected to be the Boston Strangler.

Nigmaetcetera
Nov 17, 2004

Sorry guys, I'm just a donut.



Yeah and Norm Macdonald probably played Cyberpunk 2077, BACK OF THE LINE.

Robo Reagan
Feb 12, 2012



jimmy dean called his 360 a nintendo and referred to metro man as mario

Boner M
Sep 21, 2021
Probation
Can't post for 21 hours!


Jimmy Dean said his PS2 was at his mums house

Who What Now
Sep 10, 2006



Nigmaetcetera posted:

Yeah and Norm Macdonald probably played Cyberpunk 2077, BACK OF THE LINE.

The game so bad it killed him

Sourdough Sam
May 2, 2010

:dukedog:

Dunno about James Dean but Paul Newman was probably a huge S.T.A.L.K.E.R. fan.

Nigmaetcetera
Nov 17, 2004

Sorry guys, I'm just a donut.



Who What Now posted:

The game so bad it killed him

Lol I got a refund after 45 minutes

Fleta Mcgurn
Oct 5, 2003

Porpoise noise continues.


Jimmy Dean's Spanish pirate cousin El Chorizo is wanted across all seven seas!

Bags Fly at Noon
Apr 6, 2011

this kills the crab

Sure, they're visually impressive, but a lot of posters find large avatars physically uncomfortable. Furthermore, the owners of large avatars often rely on their size alone and don't bother to develop more refined posting techniques.






I;m thinkin about thos Deans

Chief McHeath
Apr 23, 2002



My uncle works at Jimmy Dean and he told me the 16 oz. roll is coming back.

BigBadSteve
Apr 29, 2009

Self Defense
Nil Satanus carborundum

Yeshua akbar!
(Xtian anarchisto, no bombo)


Boner M posted:

Along with Albert De Salvo, and some other non important folk, Dean was one of the people suspected to be the Boston Strangler.

Someone is stranglin' the sausage here, and it's you. (Also I'm :owned: you made me look it up.)

veni veni veni
Jun 5, 2005

Clunk! Clunk Clunk!



Jimmy Dean: He never befriended the child Dark one

Popeahuntis
Apr 10, 2009



At some point he had to grapple with understanding what Pokemon are during a conversation with his grandkids

Linux Pirate
Apr 21, 2012



sawuge

Fleta Mcgurn
Oct 5, 2003

Porpoise noise continues.


Jimmy Dean is not my sausage
He's just a link who says that he's number one
But I don't want him in my bun

Pontificating Ass
Aug 2, 2002

What Doth Life?



a little 12-oz roll of sositch ffs

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big nipples big life
May 12, 2014



It doesn't surprise me at all that the man responsible for jimmy dean hot breakfast sausage was also probably a sick CoD player on Xbox.

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