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The Something Awful Forums > Archives > Comedy Goldmine > BYOB Goldmine: Gold Mango > eating sghetti at the libary
 
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Escape From Noise

 Banned from the library for slurping my noodles AGAIN

* # ¿ Sep 28, 2021 14:23
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# ¿ Apr 19, 2024 12:25
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Khad posted:

tactical sketti slurping

Tacticannoli

* # ¿ Sep 28, 2021 15:22
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Drink-Mix Man posted:

Use your noodle. Read a book!



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* # ¿ Oct 4, 2021 10:37
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 Distractedly chewing/slurping up a long noodle as I read a book and take notes. As I'm brushing some pancetta and pecorino off the page the noodle pulls me towards another patron. Our eyes meet. Music swells. The librarian interrupts us with a firm "Shhhhhh!"

* # ¿ Oct 5, 2021 02:33
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 Getting in an angry argument with the librarian because I looked up "gravy" and all they had was gravy and no marinara.



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* # ¿ Oct 5, 2021 14:22
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hot cocoa on the couch posted:

my indian co-worker calls my pasta sauce "gravy". according to him all sauces are "gravy". curry sauce? gravy. he is an outlaw with no rules or moral code, obviously!!!

Woah! You put gravy on the pasta! Fuhgettabouddit!

* # ¿ Oct 5, 2021 15:21
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# ¿ Apr 19, 2024 12:25
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 Spooked again!

* # ¿ Oct 6, 2021 06:29
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The Something Awful Forums > Archives > Comedy Goldmine > BYOB Goldmine: Gold Mango > eating sghetti at the libary