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Seth Pecksniff
May 27, 2004

The human face is, after all, nothing more nor less than a mask.


https://twitter.com/nytimes/status/1442570163539222530

Good riddance to bad rubbish!

and i don't care about how bad the thread title is ok you clicked on it didn't you? yeah that's right owned :gamefreak:

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Mr Ice Cream Glove
Apr 22, 2007
"If you put a hamburger in the toaster it'll say Happy Birthday."




https://twitter.com/DaddyLoLo_/status/1441472154671910912?s=20

https://twitter.com/DaddyLoLo_/status/1441486016230019073?s=20

frytechnician
Jan 8, 2004

Happy to see me?


DaddyLoLo is not gonna like what's coming up

Ventral EggSac
Dec 3, 2019



Racketeering Kelly

haljordan
Oct 22, 2004

the corpse of god is love.


https://twitter.com/genepark/status/992472637673738244?lang=en

Tarkus
Aug 27, 2000

Finally...


Ummmm, Lowtax. Is that you?

Tarkus
Aug 27, 2000

Finally...


Oh, poo poo, sorry! I thought you said you wanted a cup of tea.

crime fighting hog
Jun 29, 2006


Man, how you gonna make a song about pissing on people?

Mr Ice Cream Glove
Apr 22, 2007
"If you put a hamburger in the toaster it'll say Happy Birthday."




What a piece of poo poo

https://twitter.com/thisisinsider/status/1441403734177816576?s=20
https://twitter.com/thisisinsider/status/1441403740075044864?s=20
https://twitter.com/thisisinsider/status/1441403747108806657?s=20
https://twitter.com/thisisinsider/status/1441403753102553089?s=20

Chef Boyardeez Nuts
Sep 9, 2011

The more you kick against the pricks, the more you suffer.


Give me that :doink:, give me that clink-clink

Chef Boyardeez Nuts
Sep 9, 2011

The more you kick against the pricks, the more you suffer.


We got fellas to my left, fellas to my right

signalnoise
Mar 7, 2008


Defense probably shouldn't have leaned so hard on it being just "a little bump n grind"

haljordan
Oct 22, 2004

the corpse of god is love.


Dude married Aaliyah when she was fuckin FIFTEEN and suffered zero consequences until now lmao

frytechnician
Jan 8, 2004

Happy to see me?

Chef Boyardeez Nuts posted:

We got fellas to my left, fellas to my right

loving lmao

Mr Ice Cream Glove
Apr 22, 2007
"If you put a hamburger in the toaster it'll say Happy Birthday."




Groupies

https://twitter.com/vicbekiempis/status/1441466218049798145?s=20
https://twitter.com/vicbekiempis/status/1441156701579849728?s=20
https://twitter.com/jmetr22b/status/1441466296722288644?s=20

kntfkr
Feb 11, 2019

GOOSE FUCKER


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eafRE74JGZ8

hawowanlawow
Jul 27, 2009



Mr Ice Cream Glove posted:

What a piece of poo poo

Ventral EggSac
Dec 3, 2019



it's always the ones you least expect

Mr Ice Cream Glove
Apr 22, 2007
"If you put a hamburger in the toaster it'll say Happy Birthday."




Oh

My

God

https://twitter.com/SpencerKarter/status/1442578525475672064?s=20

Fartington Butts
Jan 21, 2007



How many "trapped in the jail cell" headlines do you think there are?

signalnoise
Mar 7, 2008


After the prison it's the (more prison)
and after more prison its the (still more prison)
around about 4 you gotta (be in prison)
then stay inside your cell and (freak somebody)

Chumbawumba4ever97
Dec 31, 2000



There was only literal video of him peeing on a child 20 years ago, glad to see justice is swift

sharknado slashfic
Jun 24, 2011



It's the remix to incarceration

signalnoise
Mar 7, 2008


Gotta admit I didn't hear any of this stuff about being a ringleader

I thought he was just a parpissipant

hawowanlawow
Jul 27, 2009



looking forward to his lyrical epic about the trial that is literally just him describing the things he can see from his seat and then from his jail cell

NO FUCK YOU DAD
Oct 23, 2008

BUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU


It's a successful conviction
Getting decades in prison
Should have stuck to making music
And not pissing on children

Chumbawumba4ever97
Dec 31, 2000



https://twitter.com/SGcrimlaw/status/1442578850291015684?s=19

Chumbawumba4ever97
Dec 31, 2000



THERE'S loving VIDEO

AJHSKAJDBAJOEJNDNJDKNZB

SidneyIsTheKiller
Jul 16, 2019

I did fall asleep reading a particularly erotic chapter
in my grandmother's journal.

She wrote very detailed descriptions of her experiences...



She's a lawyer. It's what they're supposed to do. Often times the only defense you can present for an obviously guilty horrible disgusting defendant is a horrible disgusting argument. It's up to the jury to reject it (and they did!).

frytechnician
Jan 8, 2004

Happy to see me?

For real, R. Kelly had some absolutely hilarious and also legitimately good tracks as well as one of the greatest voices in the history of RnB.

A shame the man is absolute loving monster but at least he's actually going to jail. As a celebrity chomo, I'd be very surprised if he's not gonna be under surveillance 24/7 for his own safety.

Sydney Bottocks
Oct 15, 2004

Eh.



I can only imagine the devastation Riley Freeman is feeling right about now

Das Boo
Jun 9, 2011

There was a GHOST here. It's gone now.




That Boondocks episode remains INSANELY relevant.

^^^ e: You son of a bitch! ^^^

Dang It Bhabhi!
May 27, 2004

Every idiot can count to one.



dude whatever

Milo and POTUS
Sep 3, 2017

I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?


Chef Boyardeez Nuts posted:

We got fellas to my left, fellas to my right

lol

Dang It Bhabhi!
May 27, 2004

Every idiot can count to one.


Trapped in Solitary Confinement*

*which I believe is unethical

sure okay
Apr 7, 2006





College Slice

i hope he gets pissed on in prison

SidneyIsTheKiller
Jul 16, 2019

I did fall asleep reading a particularly erotic chapter
in my grandmother's journal.

She wrote very detailed descriptions of her experiences...


sure okay posted:

i hope he gets pissed on in prison

But he would enjoy that tho?

crazy eyes mustafa
Nov 29, 2014


Presumed guilty :colbert:

Chumbawumba4ever97
Dec 31, 2000



I hope he gets his skull caved in in prison

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Poohs Packin
Jan 13, 2019



SidneyIsTheKiller posted:

She's a lawyer. It's what they're supposed to do. Often times the only defense you can present for an obviously guilty horrible disgusting defendant is a horrible disgusting argument. It's up to the jury to reject it (and they did!).

Id say its more the type of defense attorneys that end up on these cases are trying to grow their careers and hide behind the idea that "everyone deserves a defense".

While I agree that everyone deserves a defense its only wealthy dirtbags that get good defense lawyers. They tend to be social climbers or trying to pivot to a political career.

I used to buy these guys bullshit when they spout about people deserving a trial outside of public opinion but CJ in the US is so horribly biased that the only equalizer seems to be the court of public opinion. Idk, my feelings on this are complex but Im inclined to believe shes a douchebag.

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