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Escape From Noise

Would an advertising executive
Understand where the homeless live?
Would he know about the bubbles in his glass?
Would the bubbles in his glass
Understand what the man's golf cart is?
Do they know you can die frozen underneath an overpass?


We're a 1% gang. It's a way for us to all lose a little weight, we'll just use 1% milk from now on.

Also it's BYOB (bring your own bike) sorry. We can't provide you with one yet.

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barnold

...but i didnt finish




im sorry i just pledged my allegiance to Whole Milk Motors. i have a sidecar on my bike though and if i ever see you in person, you can go for a ride in it and wave to people like the queen and stuff




boo-osterous






i don't have a bike but i'll join if y'all have cool leather jackets with a good logo

i'll buy the jacket, i just want a cool leather jacket that goes with a club i'm in



thank you nut for this sig!!!
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get your probe badge here
he/him or they/them, either works

How Wonderful!


I only have excellent ideas.


Escape From Noise posted:

We're a 1% gang. It's a way for us to all lose a little weight, we'll just use 1% milk from now on.

Also it's BYOB (bring your own bike) sorry. We can't provide you with one yet.

*I enter the bar and the Yobbers start clamoring to come over and say hello, nice bike, izzat yours, is that leather jacket wool? is the bike wool? can we touch it? do you like cats? do you like puffy stickers? but a broad, hair arm, inked with the fading silhouette of the hammock kitty, holds them back*
"hey... leave the lady alone. we don't mess with her"
*I down my glass in one sharp gulp and slam it down on the bartop, casting a MEAN eye around the dim room*
"that's oat milk she's drinking... we're just a pack of dairy boys to her... and let's just say that if she chewed us up we'd both be going through hell in a few hours..."


https://giant.gfycat.com/OddWellgroomedIndianringneckparakeet.webm
https://giant.gfycat.com/HairyCarefreeDachshund.webm



-sigs by Manafisto, Heather Papps, nesamdoom and vanisher! goblin by Khanstant! News by deep dish peat moss!

Stoner Sloth



How Wonderful! posted:

*I enter the bar and the Yobbers start clamoring to come over and say hello, nice bike, izzat yours, is that leather jacket wool? is the bike wool? can we touch it? do you like cats? do you like puffy stickers? but a broad, hair arm, inked with the fading silhouette of the hammock kitty, holds them back*
"hey... leave the lady alone. we don't mess with her"
*I down my glass in one sharp gulp and slam it down on the bartop, casting a MEAN eye around the dim room*
"that's oat milk she's drinking... we're just a pack of dairy boys to her... and let's just say that if she chewed us up we'd both be going through hell in a few hours..."

Escape From Noise

Would an advertising executive
Understand where the homeless live?
Would he know about the bubbles in his glass?
Would the bubbles in his glass
Understand what the man's golf cart is?
Do they know you can die frozen underneath an overpass?


How Wonderful! posted:

*I enter the bar and the Yobbers start clamoring to come over and say hello, nice bike, izzat yours, is that leather jacket wool? is the bike wool? can we touch it? do you like cats? do you like puffy stickers? but a broad, hair arm, inked with the fading silhouette of the hammock kitty, holds them back*
"hey... leave the lady alone. we don't mess with her"
*I down my glass in one sharp gulp and slam it down on the bartop, casting a MEAN eye around the dim room*
"that's oat milk she's drinking... we're just a pack of dairy boys to her... and let's just say that if she chewed us up we'd both be going through hell in a few hours..."

*Whispers* You see that Little My tattoo? Don't stare! Yeah. Their a fixer. They come in to fix all the threads

Manifisto



before joining, you should know that the byob gang is highly illegal, in large part because of our insanely dangerous initiation rituals. we motor down to the taqueria on fourth, buy you two overstuffed burritos (of your choice), and make you eat them

https://giant.gfycat.com/DefinitiveBowedBarnowl.mp4
ty vanisher and pot smoke phoenix!

GODSPEED JOHN GLENN


I put my thumb up my bum and shut one eye, and my thumb blotted out the planet Earth.




Manifisto posted:

before joining, you should know that the byob gang is highly illegal, in large part because of our insanely dangerous initiation rituals. we motor down to the taqueria on fourth, buy you two overstuffed burritos (of your choice), and make you eat them

How Wonderful!


I only have excellent ideas.


*slamming the Foot Locker clerk up against the wall, rattling a wall of heelies to the ground*
Bitch, what do you MEAN you don't sell biker boots with Velcro? I've gotta 'cro, you little worm, the only thing these hands are tying into a knot is your loving THROAT
*storming out back into the mall, grabbing an Auntie Anne's out of a child's hand. I'm in a violent mood-- like a hurricane about to make landfall. Foot Locker was the final straw after getting RIPPED OFF at Game Stop. $5 store credit for a barely broken PS1 Lunar: Silver Star Story Complete? Are you making GBS threads me?? I look around looking for trouble and make a beeline to the Build a Bear workshop*
OK fuckers I'm looking for a bear with a WARRANT and if I don't get one I SWEAR to god I'm opening fire


https://giant.gfycat.com/OddWellgroomedIndianringneckparakeet.webm
https://giant.gfycat.com/HairyCarefreeDachshund.webm



-sigs by Manafisto, Heather Papps, nesamdoom and vanisher! goblin by Khanstant! News by deep dish peat moss!

teen witch

Hugs are better than drugs!


teen witch

Hugs are better than drugs!


(I fell off as Iím lactose intolerant)

Manifisto



https://giant.gfycat.com/DefinitiveBowedBarnowl.mp4
ty vanisher and pot smoke phoenix!

Barco Fiesta




a fantasy of olives


BYOB biker gang should have a 50cc upper limit so we all just ride scooters and mopeds

Gameko

The friend of all children!

*partner gotta watch the kids because I'm going to talk BUSINESS with the gang*
*outside the gang is here: Fartsy, Tops, Faux, Leatherweight, Chapass, Slow Ping, Fast Ping, Rindstone, and Plums*
*high-fives all around..."Hey, Gameko, where's that partner of yours?" "I told them to stay inside with the kids, because we gotta talk BUSINESS*
*we get into it. Chapass crouches in the dust, fat finger tracing out a rough-scale map of the library. inside, he draws a reasonable facsimile of our prize: Mieruko-Chan, new released on blu-ray. Fartsy will grab the goods. high-fives!*

How Wonderful!


I only have excellent ideas.


tell Plums I'm gonna whup his rear end


https://giant.gfycat.com/OddWellgroomedIndianringneckparakeet.webm
https://giant.gfycat.com/HairyCarefreeDachshund.webm



-sigs by Manafisto, Heather Papps, nesamdoom and vanisher! goblin by Khanstant! News by deep dish peat moss!

boo-osterous






How Wonderful! posted:

*slamming the Foot Locker clerk up against the wall, rattling a wall of heelies to the ground*
Bitch, what do you MEAN you don't sell biker boots with Velcro? I've gotta 'cro, you little worm, the only thing these hands are tying into a knot is your loving THROAT
*storming out back into the mall, grabbing an Auntie Anne's out of a child's hand. I'm in a violent mood-- like a hurricane about to make landfall. Foot Locker was the final straw after getting RIPPED OFF at Game Stop. $5 store credit for a barely broken PS1 Lunar: Silver Star Story Complete? Are you making GBS threads me?? I look around looking for trouble and make a beeline to the Build a Bear workshop*
OK fuckers I'm looking for a bear with a WARRANT and if I don't get one I SWEAR to god I'm opening fire

o poo poo get out of her way she's riled up!



thank you nut for this sig!!!
gallery of sigs

get your probe badge here
he/him or they/them, either works

Nexein

"Donuts of
Champions"


Tell me about your bikes and crimes

Doctor Dogballs

driving the fuck truck from hand land to pound town without stopping at suction station


there's a documentary about the byob motorcycle gang already. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V8Jsw6wwW7A

...that's us coming in at the 2:30 mark

Doctor Dogballs fucked around with this message at 02:41 on Sep 29, 2021

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"The Bad Boy of Comics"

Pot Smoke Phoenix

Smoke 'em if you got 'em!



My sidecar's a bong.

Helmet?

Bong.

I bet you can't guess what the carb does...

Air cooled & weed chilled!

cruft



Barco Fiesta posted:

BYOB biker gang should have a 50cc upper limit so we all just ride scooters and mopeds

Sherbert Hoover



you orbs are gonna freak when you see the size of my morning star


https://i.imgur.com/ZOIVskR.mp4ty ChubbyChecker

hot cocoa on the couch



Barco Fiesta posted:

BYOB biker gang should have a 50cc upper limit so we all just ride scooters and mopeds

me on my 1.6 HP 49 cc honda dirt bike: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Cq1OMv8enbc

hot cocoa on the couch




lol

teen witch

Hugs are better than drugs!


BYOB to the Bone

BBBBYOB
BBBBBBBYOB
(I am sorry if someone made that joke already I am still sober)

Sherbert Hoover



on the day i was born
the nurses all gathered round
and they gazed in wide wonder
at the orb they had found


https://i.imgur.com/ZOIVskR.mp4ty ChubbyChecker

Percy Teatwillow

let us go out this evening for pleasure, for the night is still young


I donít know how to ride a motorcycle but I do look insanely good in leather jackets, sooooooo


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^^^special shout-out to vanisher^^^

Gluehead posted:

i met snow at a restaurant once and i was like 'man, informer is a really good song!' and he just looked up from the bowl of french onion soup he was eating, mouthed the words 'fuck off' and then he gave me the finger twice with boths hands, then crossed the two fingers to make a cross and aimed it at me
google THIS



Hurfley Durfidson

Heather Papps


hello internet friend




"WOW THESE THINGS ARE LOUD EH"




"WHAT?"


i'm nuts about fall

Manifisto



google THIS posted:

Hurfley Durfidson

https://giant.gfycat.com/DefinitiveBowedBarnowl.mp4
ty vanisher and pot smoke phoenix!

Barco Fiesta




a fantasy of olives


google THIS posted:

Hurfley Durfidson

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got some training wheels on my hog so I can ride safely while doinked


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