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girl dick energy
Sep 30, 2009

You think you have the wherewithal to figure out my puzzle vagina?


Yeah, sure, I'm in. I've played a shitton of 4e over the years, but the last game I was in died a few months back, and I've played just enough XIV to know I don't know poo poo about XIV. My schedule is also almost completely open because plague, except Sunday evenings, PST.

Frydsunn Swygmannsyn, Goliath Archer-Warlord Roegadyn Bard
(Orokos Sheet)

Original image by D.H. Kang
"You're so stars-damned educated, doc. I knew you couldn't be very smart."

Frydsunn has spent his entire adult life on the sea, serving on one ship or another as a... 'freelance privateer.' There's a funny thing about piracy, though. It only pays so long as the people you're robbing have something worth stealing. But if they don't, if the pickings get leaner and leaner while the prey gets meaner and meaner, a man starts to consider a change of career. And if you think about it, adventuring isn't that much different from sailing, is it? The treasure, the excitement, the near-certainty of a sudden and violent death, they're basically the same thing!

So what ragtag group of explorers wouldn't want a man with an unreasonably-large bow to sing a few shanties and remind you to eat some drat produce before your gums rot out of your head?

girl dick energy fucked around with this message at 03:28 on Sep 29, 2021

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