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Poohs Packin
Jan 13, 2019



for maximum odor elimination is probably the way to go. Here are the correct steps to masking the smell of a horrid poo poo

1 poo poo
2 spray good smelling thing onto poo poo
3 courtesy flush
4 continue with cleaning yourself preferably using a series of industrial solvents
5 flush again
6 spray room
7leave fan on and place temporary sticker on door to indicate brown has been made

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The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004

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Ultra Carp

german spotted

mom and dad fight a lot
Sep 21, 2006

twenty-six characters long



gross

Pitdragon
Jan 20, 2004
Just another lurker

i thought the second flush was the courtesy flush???

wow i learned something here thanks OP

Poohs Packin
Jan 13, 2019




It sure is, which is why you should offer others the courtesy, unless you live in a big fancy mansion and just let your poo smells waft about as some sort of power move

Poohs Packin
Jan 13, 2019



Pitdragon posted:

i thought the second flush was the courtesy flush???

You got it ALLLLLL wrong pal

Colonel Cancer
Sep 26, 2015

Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon

Eat more fiber op

Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

~*Suck My Balls*~

Fun Shoe

OP needs his head courtesy flushed!!!!

The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004

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Ultra Carp

Hey Poohs Packin

are you packin poohs?

cult_hero
Jul 10, 2001


Obviously the spray should happen before and after to envelope the poo.

https://www.poopourri.com/

Poohs Packin
Jan 13, 2019



Ideally the courtesy flush should happen as the first poo log breaches the horizontal plane of the water below creating a negative pressure differential and seamlessly pulling the turd into the plumbing with minimal odor release. The spray step is really a failsafe in case of multiple logs or less than ideal loaf formation.

Nigmaetcetera
Nov 17, 2004

Sorry guys, I'm just a donut.



My poop smells like delicious chili and cinnamon rolls

Bula Vinaka
Oct 21, 2020

Beachside!


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9fRuT5lqk5s

No. 6
Jun 30, 2002



A better method:

Live alone
poo poo with the door open

MakaVillian
Aug 15, 2003

Well, in Whoville they say - that his tiny hands grew three sizes that day.


Or just use Poo-pourri before you drop the kids off at the pool

ClamdestineBoyster
Aug 15, 2015



Just eat good and do some smooth dick anal like twice a week. :hmmyes:

Bags Fly at Noon
Apr 6, 2011

this kills the crab

Sure, they're visually impressive, but a lot of posters find large avatars physically uncomfortable. Furthermore, the owners of large avatars often rely on their size alone and don't bother to develop more refined posting techniques.






OP are you the one who doesnít like people pooping at work?

My reply is going to depend on whether itís you or not.

BIG TIT LIL NIP
Oct 5, 2005






you forgot to squirt water on your rear end op what the gently caress

SilvergunSuperman
Aug 6, 2010



I got one of those for Christmas and it really does work like a drat

HD DAD
Jan 13, 2010

Generic white guy.



Toilet Rascal

I shower directly after pooping to wash the shame of committing an unclean act off of me, op

Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

~*Suck My Balls*~

Fun Shoe

OP NEEDS FLUSHED

Chrs
Sep 21, 2015



cult_hero posted:

Obviously the spray should happen before and after to envelope the poo.

https://www.poopourri.com/

Wife bought some of this and it smells worse than the poo poo itself.

BIG TIT LIL NIP
Oct 5, 2005






Chinatown posted:

OP NEEDS FLUSHED

lol if you flush. turds are gonna be worth their weight in gold soon.

bossy lady
Jul 5, 2006



i'm here to dump rear end and take names and I'm all out of names

Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

~*Suck My Balls*~

Fun Shoe

dumps like a truck

BigBadSteve
Apr 29, 2009

Self Defense
Nil Satanus carborundum

Yeshua akbar!
(Xtian anarchisto, no bombo)


Poohs Packin posted:

for maximum odor elimination is probably the way to go. Here are the correct steps to masking the smell of a horrid poo poo

1 poo poo
2 spray good smelling thing onto poo poo
3 courtesy flush
4 continue with cleaning yourself preferably using a series of industrial solvents
5 flush again
6 spray room
7leave fan on and place temporary sticker on door to indicate brown has been made

Name/post combo.

Also, I use a special poo-smell-countering spray when travelling which comes in a small spray bottle and works like this: You spray it into the toilet bowl water before making GBS threads, then poop and flush the usual way.
https://www.airwick.com.au/vipoo/

It significantly cuts down the stench. I always pack it for hotel stays.

There's a warning on the label about it being terrible for the environment, but it's not like you use a lot of it. And hotel bathrooms frequently have terrible ventilation so would otherwise stink real bad after two or three days toilet use.

Fartington Butts
Jan 21, 2007



I poo poo in the febreeze can.

Brother Tadger
Feb 15, 2012

I'm accidentally a suicide bomber!


Honestly, I always assumed that poo pouri and the like existed solely to be given as gag gifts, but now Iím hearing goons talk about actually using them and carrying them around on a daily basis and my whole world is crumbling. Undone by poo pouri

DICKLORD BONE
Aug 27, 2003


poo poo

Immediately flush

Wipe

Flush again

Profit?

Dumb Sex-Parrot
Dec 24, 2020



The Bloop posted:

german spotted

ugh goddamn poop shelf toilets

Bags Fly at Noon
Apr 6, 2011

this kills the crab

Sure, they're visually impressive, but a lot of posters find large avatars physically uncomfortable. Furthermore, the owners of large avatars often rely on their size alone and don't bother to develop more refined posting techniques.






Just poo poo who gives a gently caress

BigBadSteve
Apr 29, 2009

Self Defense
Nil Satanus carborundum

Yeshua akbar!
(Xtian anarchisto, no bombo)


One might as well say, just gently caress who gives a poo poo

EorayMel
May 29, 2015

An excited little mouse!


Poohs Packin posted:

for maximum odor elimination is probably the way to go. Here are the correct steps to masking the smell of a horrid poo poo

1 poo poo
2 spray good smelling thing onto poo poo
3 courtesy flush
4 continue with cleaning yourself preferably using a series of industrial solvents
5 flush again
6 spray room
7leave fan on and place temporary sticker on door to indicate brown has been made

What if I poo poo in the sink OP???

BIG TIT LIL NIP
Oct 5, 2005






i spray my turds with hairspray. one less thing i have to buy.

Call Your Grandma
Jan 17, 2010



Murdstone
Jun 14, 2005





I also like to walk into bathrooms after women and get a good whiff.

Blackchamber
Jan 25, 2005



Poohs Packin posted:

It sure is, which is why you should offer others the courtesy, unless you live in a big fancy mansion and just let your poo smells waft about as some sort of power move

It's not a power move that I don't courtesy flush at work, I hate my life/job/coworkers and I take pleasure in just making others suffer with me.

Gentle Autist
Jun 4, 2003



DarkSoulsTantrum posted:

Just poo poo who gives a gently caress

great big cardboard tube
Sep 3, 2003



If it smells that bad you need to fix your diet bruh

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Yaldabaoth
Oct 9, 2012


The Bloop posted:

german spotted

Are you saying that OP is into scat porn? Because that's usually what the obsession with making your poo poo not stink leads to.

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