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Well there was this really old man and he caught a giant fish. The fish was so big it pulled his whole boat back and forth and back and forth. It pulled his boat all the way across the ocean Then he had to row his boat. And he rowed and rowed and rowed and rowed. And then rowed and rowed more. He rowed his boat all the way across the big ocean and all the way home, and after all that rowing he was tired and took a big nap |
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I'm the world's most dangerous predator, Bella. Everything about me invites you in. My voice, my face, even my smell. As if I would need any of that … As if you could outrun me … As if you could fight me off. I'm designed to kill.
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Sep 29, 2021 01:17
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Luvcow posted:I'm the world's most dangerous predator, Bella. Everything about me invites you in. My voice, my face, even my smell. As if I would need any of that … As if you could outrun me … As if you could fight me off. I'm designed to kill. lol
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Sep 29, 2021 01:22
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This lady was so mad at a stain on her pants that she did a cuss about it and was like get out of here you spot but with a cuss in it and then she died about it. |
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Sep 29, 2021 01:24
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There's this game every year that everyone plays so you can find out who is going to become killed by the people in the town, and this girl won the game, so they threw rocks at her until she died. The end. |
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Sep 29, 2021 01:25
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It was good and bad at once. People were smart and people were dumb. Some people thought things were true and other people thought things were not true. It was happy and sad at the same time. |
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Sep 29, 2021 02:53
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The Barrel of Juice Fortunado was a guy who was rude to me all the time. Then I decided I would get him back. ---------------- |
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Sep 29, 2021 02:59
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Doctor Dogballs posted:The Barrel of Juice
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Sep 29, 2021 03:00
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Ba-dump! Ba-dump! What's that? Who's there? Ba-dump! Ba-dump! A noise! But where? Oh! A heart under the floorboards -- heaven's above! A heart is an organ. You can use it to love! |
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Sep 29, 2021 06:25
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FutonForensic posted:Ba-dump! Ba-dump!
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Sep 29, 2021 07:05
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FutonForensic posted:JAWS the Shark is big. Our boat is small. Our boat needs to be bigger than JAWS. |
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Sep 29, 2021 07:06
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Cathulu was super scary And so were all the other things that happened. Its hard to explain why, you just would have to have been there, okay. |
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Sep 29, 2021 08:04
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teacher, i wanna hear a story about the guy on the long trip. he saw a bunch of cities and got hurt a bunch and almost died. all his friends died though, but they were dumb.
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Sep 29, 2021 13:04
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hot cocoa on the couch posted:teacher, i wanna hear a story about the guy on the long trip. he saw a bunch of cities and got hurt a bunch and almost died. all his friends died though, but they were dumb. |
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Sep 29, 2021 13:35
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Then Virgil said you better look because this is what happens when you lie to your parents. And then there were people who were really sick and just burning up and they were mad at each other and started yelling! I was listening to their bad words and Virgil said "Hey! You better not listen to their bad words!" and I said I was sorry.
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Sep 29, 2021 14:41
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Sherbert Hoover posted:Then Virgil said you better look because this is what happens when you lie to your parents. And then there were people who were really sick and just burning up and they were mad at each other and started yelling! I was listening to their bad words and Virgil said "Hey! You better not listen to their bad words!" and I said I was sorry. lol https://i.imgur.com/W7qTiB3.mp4 |
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Sep 29, 2021 14:48
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Sep 29, 2021 14:54
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The bad guy got the big spider to eat the light trees but after she was done the bad guy said "Uh oh!" because now she wasn't just a big spider. Now she was TOO big!
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Sep 29, 2021 15:07
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Alright yeah so there was this really pretty lady named Helen, like reeeeealllly pretty, like Pamela Anderson AND Britney Spears AND baby spice AND ralph’s mom all rolled into one, and some guy from France came and gave her an apple and they moved away to this other city on the other side of the sea. But turns out Helen was already married to a king and he wanted her back so he started a whole war about it and they went and started a siege of the castle where the French guy and Helen had gone to hide out and anyway all that actually happens before the story starts, but there’s a lot of really awesome fighting and some guy gets shot in the foot with an arrow and then they build this huge horse and hide inside it’s pretty cool. You want some lemonade? My mom said we could have some after we played outside for a little while.
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Sep 29, 2021 15:31
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This man is rich. He is also sad. He drives his car past a billboard (big advertisement) |
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Sep 29, 2021 15:36
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A man is sad because he can't kiss his maid. Then he kisses his maid. Then they ride on a sled! It goes badly. |
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Sep 29, 2021 15:38
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Kaiser Schnitzel posted:Alright yeah so there was this really pretty lady named Helen, like reeeeealllly pretty, like Pamela Anderson AND Britney Spears AND baby spice AND ralph’s mom all rolled into one, and some guy from France came and gave her an apple and they moved away to this other city on the other side of the sea. But turns out Helen was already married to a king and he wanted her back so he started a whole war about it and they went and started a siege of the castle where the French guy and Helen had gone to hide out and anyway all that actually happens before the story starts, but there’s a lot of really awesome fighting and some guy gets shot in the foot with an arrow and then they build this huge horse and hide inside it’s pretty cool. You want some lemonade? My mom said we could have some after we played outside for a little while. frump truck posted:This man is rich. He is also sad. He drives his car past a billboard (big advertisement) |
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Sep 29, 2021 17:00
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beer pal posted:one day greg woke up and he was a really big bug! |
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Sep 29, 2021 17:38
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It's raining really hard and there's a boy named George who chases his paper boat into a storm drain but then there's a clown and I don't like clowns so I stopped writing. |
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Sep 29, 2021 18:18
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For twelve years you've been asking "Who is John Galt?" This is John Galt speaking. I'm the man who's taken away your victims and thus destroyed your world. You've heard it said that this is an age of moral crisis and that Man's sins are destroying the world. But your chief virtue has been sacrifice, and you've demanded more sacrifices at every disaster. You've sacrificed justice to mercy and happiness to duty. So why should you be afraid of the world around you? |
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Sep 29, 2021 18:25
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once upon a time I went to the zoo. I saw an elafint. The monkey was funny he threw poo at daddy for making funny faces! It was funny. The End.
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Sep 29, 2021 18:33
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The Voice of Labor posted:For twelve years you've been asking "Who is John Galt?" This is John Galt speaking. I'm |
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Sep 29, 2021 19:39
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helping people is BAD and you shouldn't do it AT ALL because I'm a GRUMP |
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Sep 29, 2021 20:59
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The Bird It was midnight, I was reading. Book so boring, got me snoring. Then I woke up, heard some tapping - But nobody was at the door. ---------------- |
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Sep 30, 2021 20:32
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there was a man who had a hard life so he went into the woods to live by a pond. "this is nice, and simple" he said to himself, as his mother brought him pies. "why don't more people try and live without much things, like me, a smart man"
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Sep 30, 2021 20:58
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nut posted:how to send a mockingbird to my uncle's farm out of state 
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Sep 30, 2021 21:42
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this guy is a soldier and he gets on a boat. the boat sails around and he has lots of adventure. he goes to an island and fights this guy with one eye. then he has to get tied up so he doesn't go off with some girls. that's silly because who wants to go off with some girls when he can have adventures and fight? a long time goes by and then he gets home and gets his bow and arrow and kills some guys who want to marry his wife. the end
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Sep 30, 2021 21:49
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a man with a red hat went to the castle. The castle had fire and lava. A big green guy was there with a girl in pink. The red hat man saved the pink girl and they lived happy ever after. |
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Sep 30, 2021 23:35
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there's a boy and a witch hurts him without actually hurting him so he can see the future and he realizes he's going to end up being 'sponsible for like a bajillion deaths but he thinks it's better than the other way things can be. he goes to a dry place, and thinks "man, my old home had lots of water." his dad gets killed so him and his mom run away and become wild. the boy rides a dragon worm and poops in his clothes, but it's okay, because the clothes are meant for poop and pee. he fights with a knife and an old lady becomes his wife but there is a cute girl he likes more. a big storm comes and he rides the worm into the city and fights the man who is 'sponsible for his dad getting killed by stabbing his nephew and his little sister is an old lady in a kids body and she kills the bad van danger man. the boy is now the king of the whole universe, and now he has TWO wives and neither are the girl he likes. the end.
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Sep 30, 2021 23:41
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oh no! a monster! but then here's this one guy |
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Oct 1, 2021 04:16
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Ignatius remembered a border collie that he used to have. Then he did something very rude indeed. |
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Oct 1, 2021 05:52
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Soylent Green is people |
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Oct 1, 2021 09:04
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Two boys were friends and climbed a tree. One of the boys jumped up and down and made the other boy fall down and get hurt. The boy who jumped up and down was sad about it and cried a lot. He was sad and cried about it even more. He talked a lot about being sad. He was no fun to be around. |
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Oct 1, 2021 11:55
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There was a man and he has a son and there's on this road doing a lot of walking because some scary stuff happened. The man is sad and so is the boy. The whole thing is sad. |
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Crash Bandicoot would do anything for his friends, so when the pig pollution guy from Captain Planet capture them all, Crash knew he there was only one way to fight back. Crash would have to learn the Sonic Spin Dash and how to throw exploding cards like Gambit.
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