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The Something Awful Forums > Archives > Comedy Goldmine > BYOB Goldmine: Gold Mango > fiction with a grade-3-level vocabulary

Manifisto

dad's dead, so sad, uncle's with mom and way too glad
the ghost of dad says uncle bad, get back at him pretend you're mad
let's watch a play about father-slay, choose to be or not today,
death for everybody, but horatio can stay

ty nesamdoom!

# ¿ Sep 29, 2021 00:07

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# ¿ Apr 25, 2024 11:21

Manifisto

Luvcow posted:

I'm the world's most dangerous predator, Bella. Everything about me invites you in. My voice, my face, even my smell. As if I would need any of that � As if you could outrun me � As if you could fight me off. I'm designed to kill.

lol

ty nesamdoom!

# ¿ Sep 29, 2021 01:22

Manifisto

FutonForensic posted:

Ba-dump! Ba-dump!
What's that? Who's there?
Ba-dump! Ba-dump!
A noise! But where?
Oh! A heart under the floorboards -- heaven's above!
A heart is an organ. You can use it to love!

ty nesamdoom!

# ¿ Sep 29, 2021 07:05

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