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Sally Sprodgkin: May 23, 2007

Brett Kavanaugh has covid

lol

E: SNYPE TAX: CUM

# ? Oct 1, 2021 18:56

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# ? Apr 25, 2024 18:25

redgubbinz: May 1, 2007

fishing with the fam posted:

lol, they included the gobbler and everything

Edit: Oh, apparently that bit is the wattle, not the gobbler

It's the nussy.

# ? Oct 1, 2021 18:56

Gutter Phoenix: Jul 23, 2013; I preferred your last avatar, so I put it back. My apologies to the pedo who purchased your last one (it's always projection).

LifeSunDeath posted:

# ? Oct 1, 2021 18:58

WILDTURKEY101: Mar 7, 2005; Look to your left. Look to your right. Only one of you is going to pass this course.

Pot Smoke Phoenix posted:

Maybe we can finally unclog hospitals of chud scum

https://apnews.com/article/merck-says-experimental-covid-pill-cuts-worst-effects-a9a2245fdcee324f6bbd776a0fffcc60

WASHINGTON (AP) � In a potential leap forward in the global fight against the pandemic, drugmaker Merck said Friday that its experimental pill for people sick with COVID-19 reduced hospitalizations and deaths by half.

That could add a whole new easy-to-use weapon to an arsenal that already includes the COVID-19 vaccine.

The company said it will soon ask health officials in the U.S. and around the world to authorize the pill�s use. A decision from the U.S. Food and Drug Administration could come within weeks after that, and the drug, if it gets the OK, could be distributed quickly soon afterward.

If cleared, it would be the first pill shown to treat COVID-19. All other therapies now authorized in the U.S. require an IV or injection. A pill taken at home, by contrast, would ease pressure on hospitals and could also help curb outbreaks in poorer and more remote corners of the world that don�t have access to the more expensive infusion therapies.

watch people who are sick with covid refuse to take the pill that will cure them and die

you KNOW it's going to happen

# ? Oct 1, 2021 18:58

Brain Curry: Feb 15, 2007; People think that I'm lazy
People think that I'm this fool because
I give a fuck about the government
I didn't graduate from high school

# ? Oct 1, 2021 18:58

Sardonik: Jul 1, 2005; if you like my dumb posts, you'll love my dumb youtube channel

Outpost22 posted:

Remember after the election when some goons were like "okay we should close the thread now, nothing to laugh at"

The systems that led to trump's election have only appreciably gotten worse, we can expect way worse in the near future. lmbo

# ? Oct 1, 2021 18:58

WILDTURKEY101: Mar 7, 2005; Look to your left. Look to your right. Only one of you is going to pass this course.

Sardonik posted:

The systems that led to trump's election have only appreciably gotten worse, we can expect way worse in the near future. lmbo

just constantly living with the sense that something very, very, very bad is going to happen any day now

# ? Oct 1, 2021 19:00

Robo Reagan: Feb 12, 2012; by Fluffdaddy

Binary Badger posted:

I realize this is only tangential to the Drumpf thred, but this is too good not to post:

https://www.cnn.com/2021/10/01/us/alex-jones-loses-sandy-hook-cases/index.html

Alex Jones loses third Sandy Hook lawsuit, found liable for damages his 'actor' propoganda has caused, will have to pay out

drat jones is as good at winning court battles as trib is at winning reelection campaigns

# ? Oct 1, 2021 19:00

Rod Hoofhearted: Jun 18, 2000; I am a ghost

Pope Corky the IX posted:

Easy there, never said I trusted him. I was just wondering if anything ever happened with that. Obviously the tape never materialized, but did he get a podcast out of it or something?

He got a reality show out of it. Mission accomplished.

https://m.imdb.com/title/tt8593910/?ref_=m_nmfmd_slf_18

# ? Oct 1, 2021 19:00

pop fly to McGillicutty: Feb 2, 2004; A peckish little mouse!

I need an honest answer why "punch a hole in manchin's boat" isn't being tauted as the solution for the Dems?

# ? Oct 1, 2021 19:00

Gutter Phoenix: Jul 23, 2013; I preferred your last avatar, so I put it back. My apologies to the pedo who purchased your last one (it's always projection).

# ? Oct 1, 2021 19:01

Funky See Funky Do: Aug 20, 2013; STILL TRYING HARD

WILDTURKEY101 posted:

watch people who are sick with covid refuse to take the pill that will cure them and die

you KNOW it's going to happen

It's much easier and less expensive to put nanobots into a pill.

Any reason they have to not get the shot is much more easily applied to a pill.

# ? Oct 1, 2021 19:02

Pope Corky the IX: Dec 18, 2006; What are you looking at?

Rod Hoofhearted posted:

He got a reality show out of it. Mission accomplished.

https://m.imdb.com/title/tt8593910/?ref_=m_nmfmd_slf_18

Oh for gently caress's sake

# ? Oct 1, 2021 19:02

Strong Sauce: Jul 2, 2003; You know I am not really your father.

Pot Smoke Phoenix posted:

Maybe we can finally unclog hospitals of chud scum

https://apnews.com/article/merck-says-experimental-covid-pill-cuts-worst-effects-a9a2245fdcee324f6bbd776a0fffcc60

WASHINGTON (AP) � In a potential leap forward in the global fight against the pandemic, drugmaker Merck said Friday that its experimental pill for people sick with COVID-19 reduced hospitalizations and deaths by half.

That could add a whole new easy-to-use weapon to an arsenal that already includes the COVID-19 vaccine.

The company said it will soon ask health officials in the U.S. and around the world to authorize the pill�s use. A decision from the U.S. Food and Drug Administration could come within weeks after that, and the drug, if it gets the OK, could be distributed quickly soon afterward.

If cleared, it would be the first pill shown to treat COVID-19. All other therapies now authorized in the U.S. require an IV or injection. A pill taken at home, by contrast, would ease pressure on hospitals and could also help curb outbreaks in poorer and more remote corners of the world that don�t have access to the more expensive infusion therapies.

"man bites nurse's finger off after they attempt to treat man with covid-19 pill"

# ? Oct 1, 2021 19:02

Stoatbringer: Sep 15, 2004; naw, you love it you little ho-bot

# ? Oct 1, 2021 19:03

StrangersInTheNight: Dec 31, 2007; ABSOLUTE FUCKING GUDGEON

in general, comedians who are primarily fat annoying men on sitcoms just have terrible POV's

# ? Oct 1, 2021 19:04

StrangersInTheNight: Dec 31, 2007; ABSOLUTE FUCKING GUDGEON

'the guy who plays a dumb loud obnoxious person for a living is actually dumb, loud, and obnoxious? Wow!'

# ? Oct 1, 2021 19:04

LifeSunDeath: Jan 4, 2007; still gay rights and smoke weed every day

Gutter Phoenix posted:

# ? Oct 1, 2021 19:05

WILDTURKEY101: Mar 7, 2005; Look to your left. Look to your right. Only one of you is going to pass this course.

StrangersInTheNight posted:

'the guy who plays a dumb loud obnoxious person for a living is actually dumb, loud, and obnoxious? Wow!'

leave Kevin James out of this

# ? Oct 1, 2021 19:05

0xAYN: Nov 22, 2010; idk lol

WILDTURKEY101 posted:

watch people who are sick with covid refuse to take the pill that will cure them and die

you KNOW it's going to happen

Hilariously chuds will refuse this because its from big evil pharma Merck
But will keep chugging ivermectin despite Merck being the producer of human use ivermectin

# ? Oct 1, 2021 19:07

Robo Reagan: Feb 12, 2012; by Fluffdaddy

they use the horse version so i dont see a conflict of interest

# ? Oct 1, 2021 19:07

otter: Jul 23, 2007; Ask me about my XCOM and controller collection

word.

Hey, what's going on in this thread? *looks at thread title* Wait, what? The failed vodka, steak, and real-estate school salesman who is so bad at business he bankrupted casinos and sexually harassed scores of women? The one who (allegedly) has a toadstool shaped mini-dong and doesn't understand how to compassion, empathy, or humanity works? That guy was president? HOLY poo poo.

Long live the fastest moving thread in the universe.
Not so long live to the chuds who make it happen. Hopefully they won't take the new covid pill and they will all choke on their way out and realize how lovely they made the world in the last seconds of consciousness after their body dies. I hope they all hear the doctors and nurses say, "welp, we have another bed open, let's get another one in here" as it fades to black.

# ? Oct 1, 2021 19:08

trickybiscuits: Jan 13, 2008; yospos

0xAYN posted:

https://twitter.com/JackPosobiec/status/1443336503535493123

omg this is such a Sagittarius thing to say

Be that as it may, I'd still rather not gently caress around with some of that stuff. Anyway

Pot Smoke Phoenix posted:

Maybe we can finally unclog hospitals of chud scum

https://apnews.com/article/merck-says-experimental-covid-pill-cuts-worst-effects-a9a2245fdcee324f6bbd776a0fffcc60

WASHINGTON (AP) � In a potential leap forward in the global fight against the pandemic, drugmaker Merck said Friday that its experimental pill for people sick with COVID-19 reduced hospitalizations and deaths by half.

That could add a whole new easy-to-use weapon to an arsenal that already includes the COVID-19 vaccine.

The company said it will soon ask health officials in the U.S. and around the world to authorize the pill�s use. A decision from the U.S. Food and Drug Administration could come within weeks after that, and the drug, if it gets the OK, could be distributed quickly soon afterward.

If cleared, it would be the first pill shown to treat COVID-19. All other therapies now authorized in the U.S. require an IV or injection. A pill taken at home, by contrast, would ease pressure on hospitals and could also help curb outbreaks in poorer and more remote corners of the world that don�t have access to the more expensive infusion therapies.

They're not going to accept something made specifically for Covid that shows definite signs of being effective. They want things that every reliable source says don't work. Like horse medicine, fish drugs, and (checks previous thread) zinc?

Also slightly depressing because this medication is more effective than the earlier best option, Fluvoxamine, which is usually used for OCD, and I really want OCD medication for no reason.

# ? Oct 1, 2021 19:08

Nocheez: Sep 5, 2000; Can you spare a little cheddar?; Nap Ghost

https://twitter.com/KrangTNelson/status/1443993942538821646?s=20

# ? Oct 1, 2021 19:09

Gutter Phoenix: Jul 23, 2013; I preferred your last avatar, so I put it back. My apologies to the pedo who purchased your last one (it's always projection).

LifeSunDeath posted:

# ? Oct 1, 2021 19:10

WILDTURKEY101: Mar 7, 2005; Look to your left. Look to your right. Only one of you is going to pass this course.

0xAYN posted:

Hilariously chuds will refuse this because its from big evil pharma Merck
But will keep chugging ivermectin despite Merck being the producer of human use ivermectin

Merck made the good oxycontins back when that was a thing and they were fuckin EVERYWHERE

which is funny because i imagine a lot of people who refuse vaccines and such are also big pillheads

# ? Oct 1, 2021 19:10

Pook Good Mook: Aug 6, 2013; ENFORCE THE UNITED STATES DRESS CODE AT ALL COSTS!

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WILDTURKEY101 posted:

Merck made the good oxycontins back when that was a thing and they were fuckin EVERYWHERE

which is funny because i imagine a lot of people who refuse vaccines and such are also big pillheads

You imagine? My dude, I loving know that's the case.

Let's talk about welfare and disability fraud while we're at it. It's projection all the way down.

# ? Oct 1, 2021 19:12

Loden Taylor: Aug 11, 2003

man I've made a lot of dumb Trumpworld poo poo over the years

# ? Oct 1, 2021 19:12

InsertPotPun: Apr 16, 2018; Pissy Bitch stan

Robo Reagan posted:

they use the horse version so i dont see a conflict of interest

there's the solution: horse version. trump wins the election and now he's horse president, send chuds to horse hospitals, rename bullets to "horse pellets"

# ? Oct 1, 2021 19:13

Data Graham: Dec 28, 2009; 📈📊🍪😋

trickybiscuits posted:

Be that as it may, I'd still rather not gently caress around with some of that stuff. Anyway

They're not going to accept something made specifically for Covid that shows definite signs of being effective. They want things that every reliable source says don't work. Like horse medicine, fish drugs, and (checks previous thread) zinc?

Also slightly depressing because this medication is more effective than the earlier best option, Fluvoxamine, which is usually used for OCD, and I really want OCD medication for no reason.

Either way there will be some gooood thread content soon

# ? Oct 1, 2021 19:13

sarcastx: Feb 26, 2005

Thanks for the memories, Aardvark!

# ? Oct 1, 2021 19:13

Nocheez: Sep 5, 2000; Can you spare a little cheddar?; Nap Ghost

sarcastx posted:

I just realized who the vaccine is :lol:

!!!!

# ? Oct 1, 2021 19:14

isaboo: Nov 11, 2002; Muay Buok
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Sally Sprodgkin posted:

Brett Kavanaugh has covid

lol

E: SNYPE TAX: CUM

He'll be ok. He had 2 shots and a beerster

# ? Oct 1, 2021 19:15

pop fly to McGillicutty: Feb 2, 2004; A peckish little mouse!

trickybiscuits posted:

Be that as it may, I'd still rather not gently caress around with some of that stuff. Anyway

They're not going to accept something made specifically for Covid that shows definite signs of being effective. They want things that every reliable source says don't work. Like horse medicine, fish drugs, and (checks previous thread) zinc?

Also slightly depressing because this medication is more effective than the earlier best option, Fluvoxamine, which is usually used for OCD, and I really want OCD medication for no reason.

Hail Satan, coward

# ? Oct 1, 2021 19:16