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Outrail
Jan 4, 2009

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priznat posted:

The steak salesman??!

What about him? Did some idiot town full of idiots elect him as mayor or something? What a bunch of presidents lol

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Outrail
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50:50 odds the chuds will leap onto the pill. There's no way to be sure because they're morons with straw and horse-paste for brains and nothing they or believe do has any internal consistency. We can only hope that Biden publically endorses the pill (assuming it actually works).

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'I don't want 'them' coming for our children.'
- Republic voter

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The Last Call posted:



Mop for Jesus

Biological fan fiction getting weird in 2021

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Aardvark! posted:

oh and heres the list of 1 votes on the old thread btw :troll:


Can someone do an analysis of thread rating to number of posts?

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Harry_Potato posted:

https://www.foxnews.com/entertainment/my-little-pony-gone-woke-netflix-progressive-creatures



The Times hints at the "surprisingly unsubtle references" to America's current political climate, likely to get picked up by parents viewing with their little ones. The anti-magic ponies are essentially "anti-science," writer Batrice Loayza points out. Meanwhile, Jeong's Sprout is a "crimson demagogue with a bleach-blonde mane" who "ascends to power."


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An entire generation of libcuck bronie nerds. This is the hellscape reality 2021 wants and it's absolutly disgusting.

I'm going to GIS MAGA bronie and see what comes up

e: regret

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You Are A Elf posted:

What do you think they do in the juicing room when dealing with swelling balls full of covid vaccine?

Four doctors with butterfly nets trying in vain to capture my meteoric balls as they careen around the room looking for a window.

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Professor Shark posted:

Hey just in case anyone was thinking about Alberta, their "Be like Texas!" strategy went really, really badly

I disagree, their strategy has worked extremely well and like many Canadians I think they are largely a mass of teeming inconsiderate racist fuckwits. I assume this was their goal?

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So is that supposed to be oh right, dirt okay.

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Steadiman posted:

lol I'm surprised he didn't try it sooner. Though I am curious why he doesn't just Get On Gab or Parler or PillowTalk(or whatever the MyPillow thing is called), or really any of the dozens of right wing free speech platforms that keep popping up. Or even actually create his own Twitter, like they said he was gonna do but what turned out to just be a livejournal.

I'm guessing it's really just that he wants to be a martyr more than that he actually wants to tweet, it's good for the right wing brand to be silenced. Still very funny that he's complaining to mommy that the other boys won't let him play in their clubhouse

Incredible yet predictable that Trump created a social media platform that barely lasted longer than his sessions with Stormy.

He was pretty successful in memory holing that one but there's just so much embarrassing poo poo that's a given.

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Shanghaied posted:

Half of the US population still thinks Born in the USA is about how awesome Murica is.

Born in the USA is about how awesome Murica is.

E: not very

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The Last Call posted:

Want to set some conservatives into meltdown? I give you.........



Jesus!

It was crafted using artificial intelligence, combining traditional iconography and what we know about his ethnicity, and culture for the time and region.

Now I understand why Christians have such a hardon for all those depictions of Jesus on the cross.

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Frank Frank posted:

Every time someone tells you “these people don’t have the balls to kill anyone” remember that they are literally murdering their families and themselves by the score. I wouldn’t be so certain.

There's a huge difference between happily killing someone and happily watching them die. They're fundamentally lazy cowards.

The only reason Jan 6 lasted as long as it did was because the DC cops were under staffed/equipped and didn't fight back. If they'd been treated like BLM protestors it'd been over in an hour.

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Fabulousity posted:

So you're old and got a shotgun? Dude, just challenge their asses. They're all cowards playing chicken and if they come on your property with their big coal-rolling lifted trucks just march out there with your shotty and remind them because 'MURIKA you are perfectly within your rights to shoot them. I guarantee they'll gently caress off because they don't want their pretty pavement princess trucks to get damaged. By the same logic why not run for office? They'll tilt at your windmill but you got a gun so they won't ever really do anything of note.

Kill a chud redneck in self defense and get murdered by the local cops their buddies their buddies, the local cops is maybe not great advice.

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Stoatbringer posted:

How many dead babies are in each tube of horse paste?

The size of the average baby and the size of a horse-paste tube makes me question if there's even one dead baby in each tube. Do they condense them down or something?

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Throw it on the pile

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Power Khan posted:

Somebody should steal it and buy some stuff with it.

This is all I've got, do you have change?

Outrail
Jan 4, 2009

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What am I even looking at here.

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Duck and Cover posted:

We need to feed them so they can be big enough to fight. Like you can't fight things you can't see it's impossible. Imagine trying to defend against a tiny invader? Can't be done.

Stormy seems to have done well enough, let's ask her

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Nocheez posted:

Norm Macdonald said it best: you don't lose your battle with cancer, because the cancer dies as well. At worst, it's a draw.

'Achieved a Pyrrhic victory during their scorched earth campaign against cancer'

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wilderthanmild posted:

Let's just a do a little experiment where we talk all these enormous ships out of the water to potentially move the sea level, what, a millimeter?

My math is probably off, but I think you'd need about 361,000,000,000 cubic meters of displacement to move it a millimetre.

The heaviest shp in the world displaces 900,000 cubic meters of water. So You'd need 400,000 of the biggest ship in the world to move one millimetre. Currently, there are about 50,000 active merchant ships worldwide.

I don't think this is going to work guys.

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bird with big dick posted:

what if 7 billion people went and plucked a ten cubic centimeter stone out of the ocean and put it up their rear end

BWBD's rear end based solutions saving the day once again

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its_my_birthday posted:

it's like we've learned nothing from the past 50 years

Has America learnt anything ever?

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loving Moron posted:

Don't gently caress with Vietnamese farmers?

Well that sucked... Hey look! Virtually zero rice paddies in the middle east! In and out, two years tops.

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OgNar posted:

Can't we just ship all of our Republicans to Australia like England did?

gently caress off, we're full of racist shitheads.

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Barudak posted:

I got a lifetime ban from facebook more than a decade ago and am not on the list so all I see is that COWARDLY MARK FUCKERBERG doesn't even have the BALLS to admit that HE hosed UP

What did you do?

Weird porn, violent threats or did you make the mistake of yelling at chud?

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TIL eating pussy is a gateway activity to homosexuality. When do I get my LGBT status card?

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Barudak posted:

Right when groups launched someone setup a group I wasn't a member of that Revanchist Chinese-Ultranationalists decided to use to post loooooooong screeds about where china's military might should be directed. Since my name was the same, Facebook curtly informed me I was banned for life and to never attempt to sign up with them again.

lol

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Silhouette posted:

THE LESBIONICS: GAY ROBOTS FROM ANOTHER WORLD

i'd watch it

Sign me up plz

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A really don't like these disingenuous fucks. I'd almost have a glimmer of respect if they just came out and said it, but this concern trolling drives me nuts. It's me, I'm owned.

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Who What Now posted:

There's no such thing as an independent voter. They're just Republicans that don't want to identify as one.

I'd consider myself independent in that I don't support any of the political offerings.

What party is 'gritting your teeth to vote for the least objectionable candidate, coz they all suck'?

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Nocheez posted:

Definitely a democrat, because you have to be a fascist to be a GOP supporter nowadays.

This is also why the dems are loving useless, because they don't have blind followers like the right does.

Id classify it as 'Less Republican than Democrat'.

I don't like raw liver, but I'll take it over a dump truck of cat poo poo. Doesn't mean I even remotely like or support liver.

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F_Shit_Fitzgerald posted:

I love that their bullshit is so obscure and dependent on familiarity with the right wing extended universe that normal people have no clue what they're talking about.

You could be describing the forums. Chilling.

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Frank Frank posted:

I legit don’t understand this. “No man dates?”

One bag of man prunes please.

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vaginite posted:

Cool countdown til we announce the next generation 2 trillion small arms contract with Raytheon or Northrup, maybe Lockheed will get a piece of it. Actually we'll just pay all three to develop a rifle then pick the one we like best.

Pres Trump will pick the coolest looking one in '25 because it has a sick angular design and is bright yellow, like a Ferrari. It fires from a touch screen that has a solid 6 hour battery life, transmits user data to marketers, and won't fire unless it can get a wifi signal.

Eventually we'll just go back to the M4.

There's no way someone won't suggest integrating the T.R.U.M.P. rifle into an F-35.

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kazil posted:

How do you even come up with something like this?

Like, I know they are dumb as bricks, but what specific part of their tiny brain breaks that they invent this?

look at a ruler. 2.3mm is loving huge. As if no one would notice that squirming around in the vial.

Love how their intricately devised conspiracy theories fall apart with the slightest examination. Like a raccoon washing fairy floss.

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SocketWrench posted:

And undecideds are just morons that vote for whoever jingles their keys the most

Jokes on you! I'm voting for a third-party candidate.

I haven't decided which one yet.

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Is this guy a genius, an idiot savant or just regular hosed up and dialed to 11?

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At some point a chud rolling coal is going to run over another chud carrying the Gadsden. In the aftermath, a third chud is going to hold up a flag with bloody tire marks across the 'Don't tread on me' and accuse the victim of being a crisis actor.

That's my chud-fic for the day thanks for reading.

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Self-partnered is oddly specifically vague. I love it.

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