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Pot Smoke Phoenix posted:Maybe we can finally unclog hospitals of chud scum Is it cyanide? I bet it's cyanide. Comedy option, it's a pill form of  Gutter Phoenix posted:
Because the two are exactly the same, yes*. One a protest in favor of human rights, the other a sedition to curtail human rights. *this is sarcasm Hmm, sounds somewhat familiar. Oh yes "Tariff China!" Racists make the smartest moves SocketWrench fucked around with this message at 03:33 on Oct 2, 2021 |
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Jet Jaguar posted:And who can forget the press conference at Four Seasons? The one where Rudy literally melted down Call Your Grandma posted:lol i just remembered that one time Trump pissed up his own butt (probably) lol I figure him for the kinda guy that doesn't lift the seat, so he's probably sat in his own many a time Data Graham posted:This photograph belongs in a museum. At least in a text book on American History. America's Dark Age and the New Black Plague SocketWrench fucked around with this message at 03:45 on Oct 2, 2021 |
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"It's not a yacht, it's just a $220,000 boat, anyone could own one!" Hell of a take OgNar posted:https://twitter.com/Mediaite/status/1443933818445045762 Eh, we go through this every time a Dem owns the White House. When Obama won in 2008 none other than Chuck Norris was leading the charge over breaking away from the US SocketWrench fucked around with this message at 10:13 on Oct 2, 2021 |
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Oct 2, 2021 10:10
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Dumb dumbs at CNN are making some real takes. Seems the Dems are really in trouble with this shocking turn of events that Iowa, a state that went hard red for Trump really disapproves of Biden. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=27Gi25Fq8Dc
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Oct 2, 2021 10:23
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CPA Hell posted:But even then, you are getting the bottom of the barrel. Look at the background of many of them. Mechanics who didn’t qualify to be an infantryman. Cops with spotty records and no commendations. Yes theres the occasional green beret or navy SEAL, but they are tools without guidance. Most are people that are only marginally effective when they are part of a much more larger and cohesive organization. Remember when a bunch of proto chuds took over the wildlife refuge and completely wrecked it by breaking into all the artifacts and loving them over, bulldozing a trench to poo poo in but poo poo everywhere else instead, all while people mailed them dildos and those poo poo inducing gummy bears?
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Oct 2, 2021 19:28
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haljordan posted:you're doing great, champ Apparently someone flew plane sized tvs into them then? Cuz shittons of people saw it personally.
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Oct 2, 2021 19:31
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The Pussy Boss posted:Instead of blaming all of society's problems on hick inbred redneck rural "MAGA Chuds", it might be more effective to work towards a more economically equal society where everyone has health care, housing, education, and a living wage, without being trapped in crushing lifelong debt to obtain these things. Yes, and people have. the problem is half the nation still has a voice and still opposes these things because while they might enjoy them, someone "undeserving" might get them too, and that's a no go, bro
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Oct 2, 2021 19:38
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haljordan posted:This poo poo belongs in the Louvre: I doubt he even knows what a minion is. He probably thought the kid was dressing up as a Tic-Tac to mock his whole perving on women thing and had to play it off instead of beating that kid up
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Oct 2, 2021 19:53
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It's like watching those rumors turn to legends on a playground. "I once heard Billy managed to swing over the bar and teleported to a different dimension. It's true!" Billy is right over there "Well yeah, he managed to do the same in the other dimension and teleported back"
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Oct 2, 2021 20:00
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The Last Call posted:It's more of a counter to the image some people got where they think he was a pure white guy. Possibly with automatic weapon and American flag cape. Don't know who the dude in the trenchcoat is, but to me he looks like he's trying his best to dress up like the Gestapo agents from the first Indiana Jones movie
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Oct 2, 2021 20:07
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QuarkJets posted:This is a huge opportunity you loving morons, you can massively reduce annual infrastructure expenses and discretely push them all unto employees who have to rent their own workspace and clean their own toilets. These CEOs should be giddy at the millions of dollars that they personally could reap from this. Yeah, but if they let these guys work from home they will be happy. That's not why they're employed. They're employed to be miserable, constantly under a thumb and poo poo on by the upper levels of management. Some cushy CEO dickhead that's job was to constantly metaphorically whip the employees into submission now doesn't have a job to do because his job was never really needed in the first place, it just was there so he was left to do it.
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Oct 2, 2021 22:30
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Rod Hoofhearted posted:I’m pretty sure Twitter’s defense is going to be, “After 1/6, we have a legitimate reason to believe that he would use our platform to incite violence.” Which is 100% true and a legit defense. Because he did and that's why he got banned after multiple probes
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Oh, let's see, if only they could tell who was vaccinated and who wasn't when they were in the hospital and be able to compare the numbers. Oh wait, they can. The hospitals are 95% and more filled with unvaxxed people? I'd say that's a pretty strong argument for "the vax works, moron"
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Making an rear end in a top hat out of myself to own some libs. And we're supposed to reason with this fucker?
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Oct 2, 2021 22:44
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Dick Jones posted:
Bonus points, making a case out of it gets you a rep as a fraud
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at awkwardly jamming something like "I'm a black lesbian" or "I'm a white hetero man" into a resume and expecting to make it to the interview stage. Every job-hunting guide I've ever read strongly advises against adding poo poo that isn't relevant to the job. You'll either get auto-screened by the hiring algorithm or by a human who takes one look and says "nope".
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They're finally doing something for the good of humanity. Now those refugees from Mexico and South America will have a space and be able to find work
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Oct 2, 2021 22:51
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happyhippy posted:Just wait until they see a % rise in dem votes just because there are lesser repubs voting in that area. Oh it would be hilarity if they owned the libs so hard by dying that Texas and Florida went blue Just like their traitor ancestors they're loving themselves out of what they want because they're too dumb to think about it
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withak posted:What is Canadian for "owning the libs"? Ooning the libs, eh or posséder le libérales SocketWrench fucked around with this message at 03:08 on Oct 3, 2021 |
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Data Graham posted:I often wonder what on earth could have gotten the critical mass of people mobilized against the Czar Dirt farm poverty, a government that has its army open fire on any civilians that complain including holy men, and a losing war where millions were dying uselessly. Plus a little pressure from the Germans
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Data Graham posted:Would it have shaken anyone out of the illusion that he wasn't just completely mad and taking the presidency about as seriously as a WWE role? Considering how many chuds think the WWE is completely real.
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MrMojok posted:No loving way. This, just what?
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Oct 3, 2021 15:02
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Devils Affricate posted:And people say American opera doesn't exist If that's opera it needs to be banned because holy poo poo. Sounded like someone trying to sing through multiple climaxes
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Oct 3, 2021 15:14
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BastardAus posted:rear end in a top hat has never been 'taken care of' by the East Coast business fraternity nor directly neutralised by the the many many many groups he has stiffed on payment. Ok, i'll explain. The wealthy have different rules and laws than the commoners do because unlike commoners, the wealthy can buy them.
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Dapper_Swindler posted:a story in two parts You know how hard it is for me not to go start a twitter account to post "lol" when you keep giving me stuff like this?
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Oct 3, 2021 19:45
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MrQwerty posted:Donald Trump hates children so loving much that I have no idea how Ivana talked him into having Don Jr. in the first place He knows he has to have an heir. And frankly even he can see what a couple fail sons Jr and Eric are
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Jarf posted:Late to the new trump thread. Still lollin' I feel like he would be a perfect world leader for Civilization. Horridly bad at political systems, schemes behind the player's back, always chomping at the bit to kick off a war till a few of his units get destroyed and then he starts begging for peace
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The Last Call posted:https://twitter.com/patriottakes/status/1444682402303971328 Dozens of us, dozens! They're singing the wrong version of dixie though
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Oct 3, 2021 20:10
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Oscar Wild posted:I see two poopsocks. I'm betting cum socks. They're pretty stiff. I bet they crunch if you squeeze'em. The two things they're attached to? poopsocks
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Steadiman posted:oh god we're doing this again? I thought trump won the war on Christmas? It resets every year, like a poopsock quest
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Serjeant Buzfuz posted:Pooping in a garbage can seems so inefficient why not just move your gaming PC to the bathroom instead. Mom and dad won't let them. Plus it's bright in there, much brighter than the basement they emerged from
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Xenocides posted:https://twitter.com/realLizUSA/status/1444738271318269963 From the guy that tried a coup. Yeah, i'll take your advice with a truck load of salt, thanks.... SIT THE gently caress DOWN, FATASS
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Mumpy Puffinz posted:how does a reindeer crop differ from a horse crop? Reindeer one has bells attached. You know, for that holiday mirth.
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Esplanade posted:Couldn't they have just put the presidential seal on a forklift? Trump felt the backup beeper was dehumanizing
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Funky See Funky Do posted:A bucket, tupperware, a plate, a piece of cling wrap or aluminium foil, an empty cup, a paper towel, an empty chip packet, the floor, a tea cup, a plastic bag, a chamber pot, a tarpaulin, a tissue, or an a4 sheet of paper are just a few of the things that come to mind that would be both easier to poo poo into and easier to clean up than a sock. Ah, bonus holiday highlights. Wrap your poo poo in tin foil and put it next to the left over turkey and wait to see who finds it first
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Automatic Slim posted:If you've ever been lucky enough to have gone to a function at the White House, the in house food and catering served there is If I'd been in the same spot i'd have refused to go anyways. There is no way I could be in the same room with that poo poo smear of a president
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Alan Smithee posted:lmao i just noticed Melania staring off into space She's just there for eye candy and she knows it
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Goodpancakes posted:Trumps base isn't gonna care if he dumps Melania. The religious nuts actually tolerate hypocrisy in power extremely well. Now if he married a black woman... The wedding ceremony would be like watching Nazis open the Ark while Fred Trump's body would spin like an airplane propeller in his grave
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haljordan posted:Also trump served fast food to the athletes because he likes fast food and so why would he consider what anyone else might think Quite honestly if it had been me I'd have been pissed. Part of the whole allure of going to the WH for dinner is to be wined and dined by some of the best this country has to offer. Not line up for a cold big mac and a hot salad
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