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TulliusCicero
Jul 29, 2017




Are hip hop concerts now Satan Conferences? What gently caress is this moron going on about now?

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TulliusCicero
Jul 29, 2017



Xenocides posted:

Do these people force their kids to watch the Super Bowl?

What loving small kid wants to watch the Superbowl on a school night?

American parents are loving insane

TulliusCicero
Jul 29, 2017




Charlie Kirk is 4 years younger than me?

He looks like his face is trying to secede from his head

TulliusCicero
Jul 29, 2017




Why the gently caress would the Evil Empire advertise its secret evil plans on the on the most watched television night of the year?

Just for funsies?

Why the gently caress are these idiots all dumber than loving brick? Why is everything so loving stupid all the time?

TulliusCicero
Jul 29, 2017



deep dish peat moss posted:

https://fortune.com/2022/02/15/canada-freedom-convoy-protesters-block-2-more-bridges-to-us-justin-trudeau-new-emergencies-act-powers/

"Yes my ability to not be vaccinated is more important than my nine year old daughter withering away in a hospital while she's treated for severe illness. It's worth fighting for, man."

not an lol :smith:

Holy gently caress what an absolute loving scumbag

TulliusCicero
Jul 29, 2017



Play posted:

Trump is definitely losing some control of the GOP. He still has enough to be threatening in primaries but more and more people are getting over it. Love to see it.

Except he'll probably be replaced by someone even more terrible

In reality they love hierarchy and want nothing more than some big strong daddy to tell them what to do and that it's okay to hate the same people he does

No matter how much you keep bleating about this, nobody loving cares, Eric. I haven't seen a single other person in the chudosphere so much as much mention this or even pretend to care.

Lmao

I choose to believe that it's all these things plus like 50 more

Even the dumbass grifters can see it's cleary time to flee the sinking ship SS Donnie, when the accountants of Trump turn over 10 years of tax files and say blatantly to the NY/ FBI "yeah none of this poo poo should be taken seriously, it's full of lies"

Eric and his family are seriously loving boned, and that's why he's crying like a baby to uncle Sean

TulliusCicero fucked around with this message at 19:04 on Feb 15, 2022

TulliusCicero
Jul 29, 2017



The Last Call posted:

https://twitter.com/atrupar/status/1493644412437602308


The promised caravans are coming only it's from inside the US.

Enjoy being arrested at the border for supporting a declared insurrection

And crack possession I guess

TulliusCicero
Jul 29, 2017



The Last Call posted:

Start the clock to everything getting leaked.

Also:

https://twitter.com/patriottakes/status/1493631199360655363

I don't believe a single line there.

The first two especially.

Dude desperately needs money for his legal bills so this makes sense

TulliusCicero
Jul 29, 2017



Batterypowered7 posted:

What did Tucker air that got them sued that one time? The one where they argued that his show was opinion and not news and that was apparently what got them off.

You mean everything Tucker Carlson has ever said out of his dumbfuck Hungryman heir mouth?

TulliusCicero
Jul 29, 2017




:lol:

My balls

TulliusCicero
Jul 29, 2017



These guys are very confused over which side they are on

Like, the Holocaust was bad but Jews run the world but Nazis are bad but White Supremacy is just the natural order?

How does any of that ever square with them? They just don't think from one statement to the next?

TulliusCicero
Jul 29, 2017




:lol:

Fox News might be the most stupid network in the universe

TulliusCicero
Jul 29, 2017




Putin being Kane from Command and Conquer would make a lot of sense in this hell-timeline honestly

TulliusCicero
Jul 29, 2017



The Last Call posted:

Waited until she turned 18 for four years

Somethingsomethinggrooming

https://twitter.com/AubryAndrews/status/1493250060594958337

Evangelicals just get mad about globalist pedophile cabals because that's their racket

TulliusCicero
Jul 29, 2017




...Did he just say his company is far more valuable than his financial statements say it is, while under massive investigation for tax fraud?

I...Wha....But....He :psyboom:

MY BAAAAAAALLLLSSSSSSSS

TulliusCicero
Jul 29, 2017



1000 Sweaty Rikers posted:

lol what is it about this guy and hating dogs?



Who the gently caress wrote that Hellworld Book?

TulliusCicero
Jul 29, 2017



Steadiman posted:

https://twitter.com/JasonSCampbell/status/1493691879065534472
Literally anything anyone does anywhere in the world is about the US elections and TRUMP!

What the gently caress is Hillarygate?

....oh god is this about emails again?

How would Hillary spy on anyone she wasn't even elected to any office anywhere during Trump's tenure

TulliusCicero fucked around with this message at 16:00 on Feb 16, 2022

TulliusCicero
Jul 29, 2017



Hazo posted:

Wait, the former Slovenian escort and nude model, whose best-known accomplishment is literally sleeping her and her family into US citizenship by acting as a mistress to a rich American casino owner and suckin on his weird shriveled hog, thought the best name for her premiere NFT collection was "Head of State"? :chloe:

I loving hate anything to do with the "blockchain" so loving much

TulliusCicero
Jul 29, 2017



SocketWrench posted:

That's like when you explain stupid poo poo Trump did and they respond with "well what about Biden?". I respond with "What about Biden? He sucks" And then the chuds go broke brained moron replies after that.
"Well people must love him, they voted in record numbers" Yeah, that wasn't because they even liked him, he just wasn't your shitbag hero Trump

I love doing that when chuds I know try to what about me about Biden or Clinton

"Well what about Biden?"

"gently caress Joe Biden: he's a dumbass too"

..."oh"

Then most proceed to either stop the conversation or try to sell me on "actually Trump is looking out for you though!" :shepface:

TulliusCicero fucked around with this message at 20:25 on Feb 16, 2022

TulliusCicero
Jul 29, 2017




How DARE children want to do what is scientifically intelligent and life saving!

They should do what I want to do, which is loving stupid and only benefits me

Remember folks: Boomer is not an age; it's a mindset

TulliusCicero
Jul 29, 2017




tbh now that he's out of power let the fat wet bitch back on twitter to incriminate himself some more, why not

TulliusCicero
Jul 29, 2017




I REAALLY want to believe all this but I guess we have to wait till tomorrow

TulliusCicero
Jul 29, 2017



IncredibleIgloo posted:

To be fair her departure was known well in advance and her politics have been known for quite some time now, so it wasn't a big surprise if you follow football commentators and NFL broadcasting news. An interview in 2015, linked below, has her describing her weird mix of libertarian politics.

https://www.si.com/more-sports/2015/12/06/media-circus-michelle-tafoya-sunday-night-football-lorne-rubenstein

Imagine leaving an extremely lucrative job to go be a professional Karen for the rest of your life

Rich white people have way too much time on their hands to constantly do stupid damaging poo poo

TulliusCicero fucked around with this message at 12:59 on Feb 17, 2022

TulliusCicero
Jul 29, 2017




A white Karen with expensive lip injections telling a woman of color to "go back to where she belongs" as service staff is certainly uh, a choice when you are running in the Bronx

TulliusCicero
Jul 29, 2017




It must get really dissapointing to be these guys in the FINAL BATTLE OF GOOD AND EVIL every couple months and then the government finally decides to stop ignoring their batshit crazy and politely waves a baton at them to go home and they meekly run away and Just Keep Posting about establishing theocracies and hanging all the Satanists on 8chan or whatever the gently caress

TulliusCicero fucked around with this message at 18:55 on Feb 17, 2022

TulliusCicero
Jul 29, 2017



Hasturtium posted:

I’m not convinced he’s lost access to super drugs. They may just not be enough to staunch his decline. He’s looked for a while like he has something like frontotemporal dementia, and progressive degenerative illnesses pick up momentum with time. It’s important for people affected to be kept in stable, predictable rhythms with strong emotional support, but he’s too violently temperamental and validation-hungry to ever shut up and calm down. As for emotional support… who’d provide it? Melania? His life of being a giant ragebaby will ensure his last years are spent in turmoil, with everyone who loves him drawn into legal shitstorms while he slips away into a fizzing mental dissolve.

Or he’ll poo poo his pants and die in front of tens of thousands of supporters, on live TV, in the middle of a garbled tantrum. LOL!

And his chuds will cry tears of agony and joy at this sight, and say how making GBS threads your pants is the most patriotic and holy act you can perform, and then will poo poo their own pants, all in unision, one final time to Own The Libs

TulliusCicero
Jul 29, 2017



Blooster posted:

poo poo like that is only going to make more and more crazies move to Texas. The entire state is going to be infested with various cured diseases until the end of time.

I mean that eventually becomes a self solving problem right?

TulliusCicero fucked around with this message at 19:44 on Feb 17, 2022

TulliusCicero
Jul 29, 2017



Zil posted:

The vaccines cause autism doctor moved to Austin a few years ago and his followers have been moving here as well. This has made us have some of the lowest vaccination rates in the state.

I long for the day when that evil grifter fuckhead gets charged with crimes against humanity

That loving idiot might have done more damage to medical science and people in the last 10 years than anyone else

TulliusCicero
Jul 29, 2017



Steadiman posted:

So I guess this means we can expect wall to wall Hunter Biden and Hillary coverage on Fox soon

It owns that the obvious propaganda arm of a fascist political party just starts spamming news about irrelevant political figures that is blatantly false, whenever said fascist party has a member who has committed crimes, and we have absolutely no law on the books to even chastise said prolaganda network

And 35% of Americans AND Canadians will eat it all up anyway!

TulliusCicero
Jul 29, 2017



Mr Ice Cream Glove posted:

What the holy jesus photoshop is this



My thin wet president

TulliusCicero
Jul 29, 2017




This is what you see before you die

TulliusCicero
Jul 29, 2017




What, is Matt Gaetz like the Epstein of torture/ snuff films or something?


...please no one answer that

TulliusCicero
Jul 29, 2017



Random Stranger posted:

Given how state of Florida resources were used as part of their human trafficking ring, DeSantis being implicated is my guess, too. It's either that or something like Gaetz running a meth ring at the same time.

WORSE than teen gang rape though? That's gotta be pretty heinous poo poo to hit that level, and I don't think meth or even drug selling fits that.

TulliusCicero fucked around with this message at 01:27 on Feb 18, 2022

TulliusCicero
Jul 29, 2017




Not that I care that much, but isn't this poo poo ban evasion?

TulliusCicero
Jul 29, 2017



It makes sense to me that truckers would be the most CHUD of chuds being that they:

Listen to talk radio for long long hours more than anyone else

Believe they own the road and are the ultimate Karens about MUH FREEDUMBS

Toxic Machismo and masculinity abound


Sadly we don't have the same willpower here to just freeze the rich facists bank accounts that fund this garbage disruptive poo poo, because people like Elon Musk and Bobby Kotick fund it, so I expect honking and dipshit chuds in DC for weeks if this gets any traction, despite almost every potential mandate being shutdown by the utter lunatics on the supreme court, and the US by far being the worst country for lax restrictions in the world

I'm assuming the next spike will be whatever hits in Spring, since both the Democrats and GOP seem hell-bent on OPEN ER UP! whether 1,000,000 or more Americans die or not

This country's olds and a lot of parents have more brain worms then anywhere else in the world, lol?

TulliusCicero fucked around with this message at 13:24 on Feb 18, 2022

TulliusCicero
Jul 29, 2017




What the gently caress is wrong with these idiots?

TulliusCicero
Jul 29, 2017



What the hell is Truth Social and why do they seem to be even more stupid than the usual chuds?

TulliusCicero
Jul 29, 2017



Data Graham posted:

It's Trump's new social media platform!

Coming soon to a data leak site near you!

...Oh

Ohhhhhh

:hmbol:

That really does explain everything

Trump made a whole media platform to replace his Twitter account, amazing

TulliusCicero
Jul 29, 2017



Is it meant to be hilarious irony that all this new and amazing social network does is post on Twitter?

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TulliusCicero
Jul 29, 2017



Going to assume the explosion in Luhansk is a Russian Casus Belli?

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