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morningdrew
Jul 18, 2003

It's toe-tapping-ly tragic!

the only OP that matters here is our Obtuse POTUS

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morningdrew
Jul 18, 2003

It's toe-tapping-ly tragic!

old beast lunatic posted:

Trump wanted to nuke china to stay in power. This is a thing that happened and nobody cares.

also hurricanes

morningdrew
Jul 18, 2003

It's toe-tapping-ly tragic!

Trump is mad at Twitter because a legit billionaire owned him

morningdrew
Jul 18, 2003

It's toe-tapping-ly tragic!

Lucca Blight posted:

Does anyone have that wall of text of every lovely hilarious thing Trump did?

• Trump thinks if you drink bleach it will cure the virus

• Trump thinks if you shove cancer causing UV light up your rear-end it will cure the virus

• Trump doesn't know there's no “Noble Prize" and he doesn't know the “Nobel Prize” is not the same as the “Pulitzer Prize”

• Trump thinks the Continental Army "manned the air" and "took over the airports" during the Revolutionary War. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g6mZ1ofj2Vo

• Trump didn't know what happened at Pearl Harbor

• Trump thinks the F-35 jet fighter is invisible like Wonder Woman's plane

• Trump thinks the noise from windmills cause ear cancer

• Trump thinks lightbulbs cause cancer

• Trump Can't Pronounce 'United States' https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nRoslI4V3EQ

• Trump Can't Pronounce "Nevada" https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d6TB-lGyfRc

• Trump Can't Pronounce "Yosemite" the national park https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QIRqvXD648w

• Trump Can't Pronounce 'Anonymous' https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dG8r_z5yukE

• Trump Can't Pronounce 'Venezuela' https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ss2dBxJGkeE#t=55s

• Trump doesn't know where he is most of the time

.. like when he said "May God bless the memory of those who perished in Toledo." when the shooting took
place in Dayton, Ohio

.. or when Trump called a town where 85 people burned to death and 19,000 buildings destroyed
"Pleasure" and not the real name, Paradise, California.

.. and Trump forgot he was in India when in front of a crowd of 100,000 and not Pakistan

https://www.nationalheraldindia.com/india/donald-trump-forgets-gandhi-declares-us-relations-with-pakistan-very-good

• Trump said, “I'll stand up for Article Two, Article 12, you name it of the Constitution.” ….(there are only 7 Articles in the US Constitution)

• Trump called his vice president 'Mike Pounce'

• Trump said he met with the president of the US Virgin Islands. Trump is the president of the Virgin Islands.

• Trump keeps calling the 1918 Spanish Flu the 1917 Flu and he thinks it was the reason WWII ended, which was in 1945. https://www.usatoday.com/story/news...art/3340770001/

• Trump said “People don’t realize, you know, the Civil War, if you think about it, why?”

• Trump said “Belgium is a beautiful city.”

• Trump forgot he had a son with Melania “That’s how the first lady got involved. She’s got a son,” Trump said before he suddenly remembered that he had something to do with it and interjected the word “together.”

• Trump forgot his wife Melania's name and called her "Melanie"

• Trump thinks the stripes on our flag are blue.

• Trump calls Apple CEO Tim Cook 'Tim Apple' when there was a name card sitting right in front of him.

• Trump calls Lockheed Martin's CEO Marillyn Hewson "Marillyn Lockheed."

• Trump referred to his national security adviser John Bolton as "Mike Bolton". In January, Trump referred to Republican House Minority Leader Kevin McCarthy as "Steve." https://www.msn.com/en-us/news/other/hear-president-trumps-latest-name-flub/vi-AADJ5ri

• Trump said “Laziness is a trait in blacks.” https://www.washingtonpost.com/news/fact-checker/wp/2016/07/25/did-donald-trump-really-say-those-things/

• Trump does not know that Israel is part of the mid-east.

• Trump thought that Frederick Douglass who died in 1895 is still alive.

• Trump can't correctly pronounce the names of the books in the Bible: “Two Corinthians, right? Two Corinthians 3:17, that’s the whole ballgame. Where the spirit of the Lord—right?—is, there is liberty!”

• Trump said Andrew Jackson would have prevented the Civil War. President Jackson died 5 years before the war.

• Trump thinks the parents of Korean War veterans (a war from 70 years ago) are alive and said, “We'd love our son to be brought back home -- you know, the remains."

It’s not the only time he’s disrespected them:

• ⁠In May 2020, the White House ended National Guard deployments one day before they could claim benefits
• ⁠The Trump admin seized 5 million masks intended for VA hospitals. Kushner distributes these masks to private entities for a fee, who then sells the masks to the government
• ⁠Trump fired the captain of the USS Theodore Roosevelt after he warned superiors that COVID19 was spreading among his crew. The virus subsequently spread amongst the crew.
• ⁠After Iran's retaliatory strike, 109 US troops suffered brain injuries. Trump dismissed these as "headaches"
• ⁠On July 20, 2017, in room 2E924 of the Pentagon, Trump told a room full of Generals, "You’re a bunch of dopes and babies"
• ⁠Pardoned multiple war criminals, which stomped on long standing military values, discipline, and command. Trump has no military experience (May&Nov, 2019)
• ⁠Trump mocked Lt. Col. Vindman for his rank and uniform. He threatened said purple heart officer, resulting in the Army providing him protection
• ⁠Trump’s Chief of Staff worked—in secret—to deny comprehensive health coverage to Vietnam Vets who suffered from Agent Orange.
• ⁠There is a facility in Tijuana for US veterans that Trump deported. Wounded war vet, Sen Duckworth (D) marked Veterans Day 2019 by visiting this facility
• ⁠Russia took control of the main U.S. military facility in Syria abandoned on Trump’s orders. Russia now owns the airstrip we built
• ⁠On Oct 7, 2019, Trump abruptly withdrew support from America's allies in Syria after a phone call with Turkey's president (Erdogan). Turkey subsequently bombed US Special Forces.
• ⁠Trump sent thousands of American troops to defend the oil assets of the country that perpetrated 9/11
• ⁠In Sept 2019, he made an Air Force cargo crew, flying from the U.S. to Kuwait stop in Scotland (where there's no U.S. base) to refuel at a commercial airport (where it costs more), so they could stay overnight at a Trump property (which isn't close to the airport). Trump’s golf courses are losing money, so he's forcing the military to pay for 5-star nights there.
• ⁠In Sept, 2019, Pentagon pulled funds for military schools, military housing funds, and daycare to pay for Trump's border wall.
• ⁠In Aug, 2019, emails revealed that three of Trump's Mar-a-Lago pals, who are now running Veterans Affairs, are rampant with meddling. "They had no experience in veterans affairs (none of them even served in the military) nor underwent any kind of approval process to serve as de facto managers. Yet, with Trump’s approval, they directed actions and criticized operations without any oversight. They wasted valuable staff time in hundreds of pages of communications and meetings, emails show. Emails reveal disdainful attitudes within the department to the trio’s meddling."
• ⁠Veterans graves will be "dug up" for the border wall, after Trump instructed aides to seize private property. Trump told officials he would pardon them if they break the law by illegally seizing property
• ⁠Children of deployed US troops are no longer guaranteed citizenship. This includes US troops posted abroad for years at a time (August 28, 2019)
• ⁠On Aug 2, 2019, Trump requisitioned military retirement funds towards border wall
• ⁠On July 31, 2019, Trump ordered the Navy rescind medals to prosecutors who were prosecuted war criminals
• ⁠Trump denied a U.S. Marine of 6 years entry into the United States for his citizenship interview (Reported July 17, 2019)
• ⁠Trump made the U.S. Navy Blue Angels violate ethics rules by having them fly at his July 4th political campaign event (July 4, 2019)
• ⁠Trump demanded US military chiefs stand next to him at 4th of July parade (reported July 2, 2019)
• ⁠In June, 2019, Trump sent troops to the border to paint the fence for a better "aesthetic appearance"
• ⁠Trump used his D-Day interview at a cemetery commemorating fallen US soldiers to attack a Vietnam veteran (June 6, 2019)
• ⁠Trump started his D-Day commemoration speech by attacking a private citizen (Bette Midler, of all people) (reported on June 4th, 2019)
• ⁠Trump made his 2nd wife, Marla Maples, sign a prenup that would have cut off all child support if Tiffany joined the military (reported June 4th, 2019)
• ⁠On May 27, 2019, Trump turned away US military from his Memorial Day speech because they were from the destroyer USS John S. McCain
• ⁠Trump ordered the USS John McCain out of sight during his visit to Japan (May 15, 2019). The ship's name was subsequently covered. (May 27, 2019)
• ⁠Trump purged 200,000 vets' healthcare applications (due to known administrative errors within VA’s enrollment system) (reported on May 13, 2019)
• ⁠Trump deported a spouse of fallen Army soldier killed in Afghanistan, leaving their daughter parentless (April 16, 2019)
• ⁠On March 20, 2019, Trump complained that a deceased war hero didn't thank him for his funeral
• ⁠Between 12/22/2018, and 1/25/2019, Trump refused to sign his party's funding bill, which shut down the government, forcing the Coast Guard to go without pay, which made service members rely on food pantries. However, his appointees got a $10,000 pay raise
• ⁠He banned service members from serving based on gender identity (1/22/2019)
• ⁠He denied female troops access to birth control to limit sexual activity (on-going. Published Jan 18, 2019)
• ⁠He tried to deport a marine vet who is a U.S.-born citizen (Jan 16, 2019)
• ⁠When a man was caught swindling veterans pensions for high-interest “cash advances," Trump's Consumer Financial Protection Bureau fined him $1 (Jan 26, 2019)
• ⁠He called a retired general a 'dog' with a 'big, dumb mouth' (Jan 1, 2019)
• ⁠He increased privatization of the VA, leading to longer waits and higher taxpayer cost (2018)
• ⁠He finally visited troops 2 years after taking office, but only after 154 vacation days at his properties (Dec 26, 2018)
• ⁠He revealed a covert Seal Team 5 deployment, including names and faces, on Twitter during his visit to Iraq (Dec 26, 2018)
• ⁠Trump lied to deployed troops that he gave them a 10% raise (12/26/2018). He tried giving the military a raise that was lower than the standard living adjustment. Congress told him that idea wasn't going to work. Then after giving them the raise that Congress made him, he lied about it pretending that it was larger than Obama's. It wasn't.
• ⁠He fired service members living with HIV just before the 2018 holidays
• ⁠He tried to slash disability and unemployment benefits for Veterans to $0, and eliminate the unemployability extrascheduler rating (Dec 17, 2018)
• ⁠He called troops on Thanksgiving and told them he's most thankful for himself (Thanksgiving, 2018)
• ⁠He urged Florida to not count deployed military votes (Nov 12, 2018)
• ⁠He canceled an Arlington Cemetery visit on Veterans Day due to light rain (Nov 12, 2018)
• ⁠While in Europe commemorating the end of WWI, he didn't attend the ceremony at a US cemetery due to the rain -- other world leaders went anyway (Nov 10, 2018)
• ⁠He used troops as a political prop by sending them on a phantom mission to the border and made them miss Thanksgiving with their families (Oct-Dec, 2018)
• ⁠He stopped using troops as a political prop immediately after the election. However, the troops remained in muddy camps on the border (Nov 7, 2018)
• ⁠Trump changed the GI Bill through his Forever GI Act, causing the VA to miss veteran benefits, including housing allowances. This caused many vets to run out of food and rent. (reported October 7, 2018)
• ⁠Trump doubled the rejection rate for veterans requesting family deportation protections (July 5, 2018)
• ⁠Trump deported active-duty spouses (11,800 military families face this problem as of April 2018)
• ⁠He forgot a fallen soldier's name (below) during a call to his pregnant widow, then attacked her the next day (Oct 23-24, 2017)
• ⁠He sent commandos into an ambush due to a lack of intel, and sends contractors to pick them up, resulting in a commando being left behind, tortured, and executed. (Trump approved the mission because Bannon told him Obama didn't have the guts to do it) (Oct 4, 2017)
• ⁠He blocked a veteran group on Twitter (June 2017)
• ⁠He ordered the discharge of active-duty immigrant troops with good records (2017-present)
• ⁠He deported veterans (2017-present)
• ⁠He said he knows more about ISIS than American generals (Oct 2016)
• ⁠On Oct 3, 2016, Trump said vets get PTSD because they aren't strong (note: yes, he said it's 'because they aren't strong.' He didn't say it's 'because they're weak.' This distinction is important because of Snopes)
• ⁠Trump accepted a Purple Heart from a fan at one of his rallies and said: “I always wanted to get the Purple Heart. This was much easier.” (Aug 2, 2016)
• ⁠Trump attacks Gold Star families: Myeshia Johnson (gold star widow), Khan family (gold star parents) etc. (2016-present)
• ⁠Trump sent funds raised from a Jan 2016 veterans benefit to the Donald J Trump Foundation instead of veterans charities (the foundation has since been ordered shut because of fraud) (Jan, 2016)
• ⁠Trump said he has "more training militarily than a lot of the guys that go into the military" because he went to a military-style academy (2015 biography)
• ⁠Trump said he doesn't consider POWs heroes because they were caught. He said he prefers people who were not caught (July 18, 2015)
• ⁠Trump said having unprotected sex was his own personal Vietnam (1998)
• ⁠For a decade, Trump sought to kick veterans off of Fifth Avenue because he found them unsightly nuisances outside of Trump Tower. 1991
• ⁠Trump dodged the draft 5 times by having a doctor diagnose him with bone spurs.
• ⁠No Trump in America has ever served in the military; thism spans 5 generations, and every branch of the family tree. In fact, the reason his grandfather immigrated to America was to avoid military service

morningdrew
Jul 18, 2003

It's toe-tapping-ly tragic!


PS, I am not a crackpot

morningdrew
Jul 18, 2003

It's toe-tapping-ly tragic!

I just suggested that someone dunk stephen miller's nazi rear end into a toilet and my Twitter account got immediately disabled, lol

morningdrew
Jul 18, 2003

It's toe-tapping-ly tragic!

haljordan posted:

Todd "legitimate rape" Akin died, legitimately hopes he rots in hell

lmao imagine this being your obit

morningdrew
Jul 18, 2003

It's toe-tapping-ly tragic!

A Fancy Hat posted:

Brother-in-law still in the ICU. Zoom call with my sister-in-law this weekend, she asked everybody to respect his privacy at this time since it's "difficult for him to accept what's going on"

lol i guess???

Have the prayer warriors been summoned yet?

morningdrew
Jul 18, 2003

It's toe-tapping-ly tragic!

stop quoting the god drat lizard demon :barf:

morningdrew
Jul 18, 2003

It's toe-tapping-ly tragic!

Steadiman posted:

https://twitter.com/axios/status/1445408294210875398
Oh dear, someone is about to be a very grumpy boy and may need extra tummy rubs today

morningdrew
Jul 18, 2003

It's toe-tapping-ly tragic!

more like paparona

morningdrew
Jul 18, 2003

It's toe-tapping-ly tragic!

DarkSoulsTantrum posted:

We had a landscaper earlier this year that was halfway through our project before he started dropping racist/Trump/anti-vax poo poo after he saw my partner’s Bernie shirt. He was already loving up and that was the last straw so we fired him and hired someone else to finish. The new guy did an awesome job and actually wore a mask when he was talking with us.

The chud lost a $10,000 job because he couldn’t keep his mouth shut.

should have let him finish and refuse to pay, like his hero

bing bong so simple

morningdrew
Jul 18, 2003

It's toe-tapping-ly tragic!



lol yeah right

morningdrew
Jul 18, 2003

It's toe-tapping-ly tragic!

LordSloth posted:

I WILL DETERGE ELSEWHERE!


I guess it's time for the right to switch to OxiClean's "White Revive"

Ma'am this is a Wendy's

morningdrew
Jul 18, 2003

It's toe-tapping-ly tragic!


The last episode of Some More News talked about this and said they should put trump's face with the "food smile" on it, aka the dog smile

morningdrew
Jul 18, 2003

It's toe-tapping-ly tragic!

My piss tape sticker has survived at my local beach bar for over a year!

morningdrew
Jul 18, 2003

It's toe-tapping-ly tragic!


Do it with the Trump sex doll next

morningdrew
Jul 18, 2003

It's toe-tapping-ly tragic!






morningdrew
Jul 18, 2003

It's toe-tapping-ly tragic!


No way to fix this, says only country where this repeatily happens

morningdrew
Jul 18, 2003

It's toe-tapping-ly tragic!

Bogus Adventure posted:

Lmao, couldn't even bother to purchase a shewee



What came first, the Shewee or the Go Girl?

morningdrew
Jul 18, 2003

It's toe-tapping-ly tragic!

https://twitter.com/JohnnySchmals/status/1447427774470316032?t=GxY00Lbd3ewMIx6NILmNMQ&s=19

Truly a monumental loss for all

morningdrew
Jul 18, 2003

It's toe-tapping-ly tragic!


Dude definitely spent all day posting on the Donald lol

morningdrew
Jul 18, 2003

It's toe-tapping-ly tragic!

Dapper_Swindler posted:

not new. alot of these chuds are either weird self hating fucks or think anything outside doggy and punching the girl in the back of the head of she makes a sound is "for homos"

Wasn't there also a mega alpha that didn't wipe his rear end because that would make him gay?

morningdrew
Jul 18, 2003

It's toe-tapping-ly tragic!


Do these come before or after spooky fingerbangs?

morningdrew
Jul 18, 2003

It's toe-tapping-ly tragic!


lmao this guy got "this MF eatin beans!"-ed

morningdrew
Jul 18, 2003

It's toe-tapping-ly tragic!


morningdrew
Jul 18, 2003

It's toe-tapping-ly tragic!

Zil posted:

They really don't know what the word Lucifer translates to do they? Also what is the obsession with graphene I keep seeing?

They're extremely presidential op

morningdrew
Jul 18, 2003

It's toe-tapping-ly tragic!

https://twitter.com/guy_freire/status/1448853916247109633

morningdrew
Jul 18, 2003

It's toe-tapping-ly tragic!

pop fly to McGillicutty posted:

Where did let's go Brandon come from?

some chud's kid was like "dad what are they chanting" during a 'gently caress joe biden' chant and he said "uh... let's go brandon"

morningdrew
Jul 18, 2003

It's toe-tapping-ly tragic!

Forgiato Blow Me

morningdrew
Jul 18, 2003

It's toe-tapping-ly tragic!

Mr Ice Cream Glove posted:

Here is Forgioto Blow



morningdrew
Jul 18, 2003

It's toe-tapping-ly tragic!

Steadiman posted:

https://twitter.com/RightWingWatch/status/1449008597803864064
Audit abso-the gently caress-lutely EVERYTHING!!!! You get an audit... YOU get an audit...YOUUUUU get an audit! I want audits from sea to shining motherfucking sea! No I will not look up what an audit is



morningdrew
Jul 18, 2003

It's toe-tapping-ly tragic!


Is it normal for Manhattan apartments to have HOAs? What are they enforcing, sweeping the sidewalk?

morningdrew
Jul 18, 2003

It's toe-tapping-ly tragic!

morningdrew
Jul 18, 2003

It's toe-tapping-ly tragic!


lol like any of his employees are gonna have kids

morningdrew
Jul 18, 2003

It's toe-tapping-ly tragic!

A Pack of Kobolds posted:

No, that's why he has a credit and not a refund :lmao:

Which means he either sticks to his "boycott" and loses 170 bucks or he eventually just spends it again with Southwest, lol

morningdrew
Jul 18, 2003

It's toe-tapping-ly tragic!

HJE-Cobra posted:

Colin Powell was notable as Secretary of State as the guy who brought computers with internet access onto peoples' desks.

https://www.computerworld.com/article/2591709/powell-seeks--270-million-for-state-department-it-modernization.html

It was 2001, and the Department of State didn't have regular computers with internet on peoples' desks, and still used Wang Computers (which went bankrupt in 1992). Colin Powell saw this and was like "wait, wtf, people need computers to work". How did people work without things like email in the year 2001? It is baffling.

Like it just amazes me that it took until 2001 for someone to be like, hey, all these office workers should probably have computers on their desks, and those computers should connect to the internet

Which led to Hillary and her EMAIL SERVER - POWELL WAS DEEP STATE

morningdrew
Jul 18, 2003

It's toe-tapping-ly tragic!

The Last Call posted:



They sound fun.

If I came across this house while trick or treating when I was growing up they'd wake up to an entire neighborhood worth of pumpkins smashed on their property

morningdrew
Jul 18, 2003

It's toe-tapping-ly tragic!

OgNar posted:

https://twitter.com/ReportsDaNews/status/1450074653691682818

I've got a great memory, the best.
The bigliest memory out of anyone.

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morningdrew
Jul 18, 2003

It's toe-tapping-ly tragic!

Blooster posted:


:siren: Well, there has been a BIGLY UPDATE: :siren:

https://www.facebook.com/trenna.splettstosser/posts/10224140065682772

e: she has three children btw!
e2: well, had

lol

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