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Kernel Sanders
Sep 15, 2020
rejoice, my brothers

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Anne Frank Funk
Nov 4, 2008

how long till we can deplete zucks healthbar?

Chumbawumba4ever97
Dec 31, 2000

by Fluffdaddy
Now it's ello's time to shine

psiox
Oct 15, 2001

Babylon 5 Street Team
lmao

git apologist
Jun 4, 2003

Truman Peyote
Oct 11, 2006



people at work suggesting that it was an attack after the 60 minutes thing last night. the thing that finally pushed hackerman over the edge

Zlodo
Nov 25, 2006
[growing-yes-haha-yes-smiley.gif]

Cat Face Joe
Feb 20, 2005

goth vegan crossfit mom who vapes



potentially lol

potentially lmao

https://twitter.com/disclosetv/status/1445090512101384195

git apologist
Jun 4, 2003

lol if true

https://mobile.twitter.com/sheeraf/status/1445099150316503057

brains
May 12, 2004

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wZ6ZlRnS40s&t=11s

Kernel Sanders
Sep 15, 2020
https://twitter.com/vogon/status/1445106139532722179?s=20

PyPy
Sep 13, 2004

by vyelkin
hello yospos. Facebook lmao

Truman Peyote
Oct 11, 2006




lmao

Truman Peyote
Oct 11, 2006



is it true that facebook keeps "ghost profiles" of people that don't have FB accounts, gathered by scanning the contact lists of people who install the facebook app? that would be a pretty funny one to have for sale on the dork web

rotor
Jun 11, 2001

classic case of pineapple derangement syndrome
more like farcebook, am i right here or what??

minato
Jun 7, 2004

cutty cain't hang, say 7-up.
Taco Defender
Apparently posted (and then soon deleted) by a Facebook SRE with the Reddit username "ramenporn"

quote:

As many of you know, DNS for FB services has been affected and this is likely a symptom of the actual issue, and that's that BGP peering with Facebook peering routers has gone down, very likely due to a configuration change that went into effect shortly before the outages happened (started roughly 1540 UTC). There are people now trying to gain access to the peering routers to implement fixes, but the people with physical access is separate from the people with knowledge of how to actually authenticate to the systems and people who know what to actually do, so there is now a logistical challenge with getting all that knowledge unified. Part of this is also due to lower staffing in data centers due to pandemic measures.



Someone else said:

quote:

There are various non-FB fallback measures, including IRC as a last-ditch method. The IRC fallback is usually tested once a year for each engineer.

quote:

I just heard from a contact that the fallback/backup IRC is also down.

:laffo:

rotor
Jun 11, 2001

classic case of pineapple derangement syndrome
anyway whomstever did this is Americas Greatest Hero

The_Franz
Aug 8, 2003

rotor posted:

anyway whomstever did this is Americas The World's Greatest Hero

Farmer Crack-Ass
Jan 2, 2001

this is me posting irl

minato posted:

Apparently posted (and then soon deleted) by a Facebook SRE with the Reddit username "ramenporn"

Someone else said:



:laffo:

shove it all right into my veins

LanceHunter
Nov 12, 2016

Beautiful People Club


Truman Peyote posted:

people at work suggesting that it was an attack after the 60 minutes thing last night. the thing that finally pushed hackerman over the edge

I have a hard time believing that, primarily because who is out there watching 60 Minutes?

Best Bi Geek Squid
Mar 25, 2016
something's wrong - I can't log into my Google+ account either

Anne Frank Funk
Nov 4, 2008

it would be extremely funny and sad if this had a measurable impact on the world, like an uptick in vaccination rates

git apologist
Jun 4, 2003

Anne Frank Funk posted:

it would be extremely funny and sad if this had a measurable impact on the world, like an uptick in vaccination rates

if it is more than a day or so I think it will

PyPy
Sep 13, 2004

by vyelkin

rotor posted:

anyway whomstever did this is Americas Greatest Hero

it was this guy

Asleep Style
Oct 20, 2010


laff

Truman Peyote
Oct 11, 2006



LanceHunter posted:

I have a hard time believing that, primarily because who is out there watching 60 Minutes?

:thejoke:

Khorne
May 1, 2002

Best Bi Geek Squid posted:

something's wrong - I can't log into my Google+ account either
this one seems to be caused by the year no longer being 2011

Khorne fucked around with this message at 21:21 on Oct 4, 2021

psiox
Oct 15, 2001

Babylon 5 Street Team
feeling like an energy vampire but for infrafucks today

Presto
Nov 22, 2002

Keep calm and Harry on.
One by one they fall, until the last way to communicate on the Internet is the Something Awful forums.

Hope u got :10bux:. :smug:

git apologist
Jun 4, 2003

please do google next

TerminalRaptor
Nov 6, 2012

Mostly Harmless

rotor posted:

anyway whomstever did this is Americas Greatest Hero


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DHLE7yKQofo

Zlodo
Nov 25, 2006
literally "locked the keys inside the car" but an entire fortune 500 corporation lmao

echinopsis
Apr 13, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

AnimeIsTrash
Jun 30, 2018

rotor posted:

anyway whomstever did this is Americas Greatest Hero

The Management
Jan 2, 2010

sup, bitch?
be sure to check in on your parents and other olds. they may be confused or possibly implementing their doomsday scenario plans.

TerminalRaptor
Nov 6, 2012

Mostly Harmless
Kids, if you ever wanted to speed on the information super highway, now is your chance, because there's a lot less traffic out there today.

Crusader
Apr 11, 2002

ultrafilter
Aug 23, 2007

It's okay if you have any questions.


Has anyone said "move fast and break things" yet?

Bluecobra
Sep 11, 2001

The Future's So Bright I Gotta Wear Shades
lolololol

what if they removed console/serial access from their homegroan networking equipment and can only do ZTP, but can't do ZTP because everything is down

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Khorne
May 1, 2002

ultrafilter posted:

Has anyone said "move fast and break things" yet?
that's google bud

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