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all that i live on is lipgloss and cigarettes, op
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Oct 11, 2021 14:02
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HORSE-SLAUGHTERER posted:all that i live on is lipgloss and cigarettes, op DENIED! 
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Oct 11, 2021 14:05
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* garden hose connected to a working tap * machette to fight off others wanting to drink from the hose
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Boner M posted:* garden hose connected to a working tap PENDING please use the machete to cut the hose into smaller pieces so everyone can have a drink.
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Oct 11, 2021 14:07
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-lembas bread -more lembas bread -tommy gun -eagle
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Oct 11, 2021 14:12
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Icochet posted:-lembas bread APPROVED for 1 condor 
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Oct 11, 2021 14:15
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Empty Sandwich posted:
DENIED! next plz.. Actually wait we got one pack of expired Alka seltzer cold and you can run some water in this empty bottle of cough syrup and make some sizzurp.
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Oct 11, 2021 14:17
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ClamdestineBoyster posted:DENIED! ok fine - 1 can corned beef - mini babybell variety pack - box of raisins - 24x 12 gauge buckshot shells - instant coffee (nescafe pref.)
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Oct 11, 2021 14:18
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Nothing but the piss in my swollen balls.
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Oct 11, 2021 14:20
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- three barrels whale blubber - five silver stakes - a bald eagle that responds to the name "Fred" - 24 cans chef boyardee ravioli
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HORSE-SLAUGHTERER posted:ok fine APPROVED! 1 2lb block of mild cheddar 2 shells full of Lipton instant powder
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Oct 11, 2021 14:23
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- 1 bag of potato chips - 5 packets of instant coffee - 2 Roma tomatoes - 1 boot lace (for garrote) - 1 sharp stick
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Oct 11, 2021 14:23
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ClamdestineBoyster posted:DENIED! brave stand against the military-industrial-Ronco complex
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Oct 11, 2021 14:31
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5x $60 kilo of pure kratom leaf
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Oct 11, 2021 15:03
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4 lbs sugar 6x plastic tubing (various lengths) 12x Balldo 1x banana 1x dog w/bandana
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Oct 11, 2021 15:53
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410 B83 nuclear bombs 7 cans green beans
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Oct 11, 2021 15:56
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1 2 I can walk mein Fuhur. 3
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Oct 11, 2021 16:10
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DarkSoulsTantrum posted:4 lbs sugar Mmmmm hmmmm mmmm hmmmm.. APPROVED! 1 gross Balldos 
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Oct 11, 2021 16:28
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Deagle and a bag of tortillas IDIOT
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Oct 11, 2021 16:49
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19 gallons of grade-A bull semen A Mexican saca tripas
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Oct 11, 2021 17:18
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therattle posted:19 gallons of grade-A bull semen Unfortunately due to budget cuts we only have grade B bull semen.  We DO have: - Popes hat - clown mask
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Oct 11, 2021 18:23
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1 tank of nitrous oxide 1 marine flare gun 1 marine flare 3 Ting grapefruit sodas 1 etch-a-sketch
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Oct 11, 2021 18:32
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2x large grapefruits 1x extra large body pillow w/ anime waifu graphic 1x women’s brassiere (size EEE) 1x ziplock bag (snack size) 3oz prepared gelatin dessert (strawberry flavor)
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Oct 11, 2021 18:36
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AKZ posted:1 tank of nitrous oxide Did you lose your standard issue Goonkit? This isn’t the place to request a replacement. 
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Oct 11, 2021 18:36
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- 50 penis
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Oct 11, 2021 18:56
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DarkSoulsTantrum posted:2x large grapefruits ACCEPTED! - 1 gross balldos added to previous order 2 gross total balldos
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Oct 11, 2021 18:56
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ClamdestineBoyster posted:Did you lose your standard issue Goonkit? This isn’t the place to request a replacement. i did and didn't want to say anything earlier 
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Oct 11, 2021 19:59
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hey my eagle got away, looks like he was headed to the ol' fish pile down by the docks. if you see him please shout "Fred, bak'thangka!" until he either flies away or starts to attack you
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Oct 11, 2021 21:18
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-a crate of gogurt -Macuahuitl
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Oct 11, 2021 21:59
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1 package of Bar S hot dogs 2 cans of deviled ham 1 baguette 1 six pack of Mt. Dew Code Red 1 Degree deodorant/ant-perspirant (cool breeze scent preferred) 1 155 mm howitzer
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Oct 11, 2021 22:32
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capncthulhu posted:1 package of Bar S hot dogs We only have barqs diet cream soda r/n. Just lol @ requesting Foothill Spew tho. DENIED 
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Oct 11, 2021 23:05
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One (1) package finger cots, small One (1) package ping pong balls, pink One (1) cartridge, cal. .22 Eargesplittenloudenboomer Two (2) RaceTrac "All Beef Franks", potato buns
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Oct 11, 2021 23:50
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Mozi posted:hey my eagle got away, looks like he was headed to the ol' fish pile down by the docks. if you see him please shout "Fred, bak'thangka!" until he either flies away or starts to attack you i yelled "bangarang" at an eagle and it just frowned at me
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Oct 12, 2021 00:32
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3 condoms 2 pieces of ham 13 gallons of hot sauce
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Oct 12, 2021 00:50
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madeintaipei posted:One (1) package finger cots, small DEFERRED Several clowns in a very small economy car will come around and take you to walmart and you can pick out what you want while they cover you.
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Oct 12, 2021 08:40
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bunnyofdoom posted:3 condoms ACCEPTED! I put in a note for extra large condoms. 
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Oct 12, 2021 08:42
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- 4 master chief edition xbox 360s with hard drives - 4 copies of Halo 3 and one copy of the map expansion pack - 16 Xbox 360 controllers (first party) - 4 30 foot LAN cables - 1 network switch or router - 4 TVs, at least 30" - 5 power strips - 4 pizzas - a barrel of beer (Mountain Dew Shandy) - 16 stone mugs - 16 charge free jo crystals - 1 Bowie knife - A loaded firearm (any) - 2 oz of Marijuana (Death Star) - 2 bongs - 2 lighters - 16 pairs of clown shoes - 13 diapers - 8 Balldos
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And Tell the quartermaster that gypsum is NOT an acceptable material for JO crystals. Those do not fall within any ISO spec and this kind of poo poo is bound to catch up with us in the long run
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