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Elburroman
Dec 27, 2012
S1E18: Fork In The Road

Jacques: We thought we could lift each other up, could lift our SELVES up! Face it Meg, town like this ‘yer either drivin’, or bein’ drivin’.

Meg: I know it Jacky. Oh how’d it ever get to be this way? When I was a kid I used to stare out this window and hope and hope...really hope, that one day grandaddy’d drive home, an’ stick his ol’ forklift - Jasper, that’s what he called it, Jasper Lady - stick the tines right down in the street of our neighborhood and take us somewhere freer’n all this.

/Jimmy Cadillac ramps the ol’ forklift like 50 feet in the air and for one glorious moment it looks like he’s about to stick the cul-de-sac like a big stony suburban turkey. Instead, he pulls off the flip and lands Jasper Lady without a scratch on her, beating Buck Huffer and winning the Fork Off fair and square.

Jacques: drat. drat...just, for one second, I really believed.

Meg: Hmmm. That’s why this tired ol’ Junior Team Lead likes you so much. That kinda faith - the kind you’re wearing on that great big face - that’s uplifting.

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