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if we can split the earth's mantle with a few thousand simultaneous hydrogen bomb explosions deep in the crust, the resulting apocalyptic lava eruption could very well seal in the entire area and the water would all turn to steam
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I’m a space pump engineer with a secondary specialty in core pumping I’m pretty sure we can solve this water problem with pumps
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Lord Decimus Barnacle posted:So should we pump it to the core then? This would be good in conjunction with the engineering marvel of making the worlds largest bamboo steamer.
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Oct 15, 2021 02:43
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I propose running a pipeline downhill from the gulf of Mexico to just south of Chicago. We won't get a complete drain of the gulf, but we will increase the arable land by about 40%. We will also wipe out most of the midwest. Win/win.
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Oct 15, 2021 02:51
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Lord Decimus Barnacle posted:So should we pump it to the core then? I don't think we can actually do that
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Oct 15, 2021 03:00
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Through pumps, all things are possible
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Oct 15, 2021 03:02
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hold on chief, calling a guy https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2sBFkfcB8WA
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Kablammo posted:I propose running a pipeline downhill from the gulf of Mexico to just south of Chicago. We won't get a complete drain of the gulf, but we will increase the arable land by about 40%. We will also wipe out most of the midwest. Win/win. maybe we should just make the Chicago river change direction again. Didn't hurt me last time we did that
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Oct 15, 2021 03:04
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How many beavers do you have access to, OP? I have an idea
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Oct 15, 2021 06:58
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Just asking how much would it cost to annex the beach of cuba
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Oct 15, 2021 07:08
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SRQ posted:we'll use paper mache instead. Okay but make sure to put the funnies on top, I don't wanna be staring at any letters to the editor while we're working. Mumpy Puffinz posted:New Jersey? gently caress Jersey. They don't loving count.
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Oct 15, 2021 07:12
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uh you guys are dumb. just wait til winter when it freezes then fly it off with some helicopters.
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humpthewind posted:How many beavers do you have access to, OP? I have an idea Approved, 100 billion budgeted.
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Oct 15, 2021 07:29
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Crimson Harvest posted:Just asking how much would it cost to annex the beach of cuba we gave the shadow council of Cuba some bourbon for it already.
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Oct 15, 2021 07:29
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Drop OP’s mom in the Gulf to displace all the water.
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Oct 15, 2021 18:09
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I wanna help and I've got a big roll of paper towels. Like industrial size.
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Oct 15, 2021 18:33
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Sid Vicious posted:i saw we hire a lot of guys to drink it all up with straws lol no way, straws are terrible for the environment. they can end up in the water, and— oh. hm. ok we can do the straw thing
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Oct 15, 2021 18:35
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What if we just raise the height of the United States, then create a sort of "land bridge" over the Gulf? Seems like that might help with the water table or something, I don't know.
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Oct 15, 2021 19:03
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I'll dig the trench through Tennessee and Georgia to reroute the Mississippi River, so it doesn't just refill.
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Oct 15, 2021 19:04
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Just keep dropping nukes in the middle of it until all the water evaporates, amateurs
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Oct 15, 2021 19:07
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kdrudy posted:I'll dig the trench through Tennessee and Georgia to reroute the Mississippi River, so it doesn't just refill. we already did this once with the Chicago river. It did not go well
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kdrudy posted:I'll dig the trench through Tennessee and Georgia to reroute the Mississippi River, so it doesn't just refill. You're thinking too small. Reverse the flow of the Mississippi so it does the draining of the gulf for us!
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Oct 15, 2021 19:11
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If we just drop enough concrete down there then we’re bound to have a good sea wall eventually. I’ve got a buddy we can subcontract here, he does good work
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Oct 15, 2021 19:15
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Lemme just finish up performing this nuclear experiment with a screwdriver and I’ll be right over to help.
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A Fancy Hat posted:What if we just raise the height of the United States, then create a sort of "land bridge" over the Gulf? Seems like that might help with the water table or something, I don't know. Finally someone with a good non-pump idea
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Oct 15, 2021 19:17
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Well one thing is for sure, we need to use nukes to carve the foundation of the dam.
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Oct 15, 2021 19:19
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DarkSoulsTantrum posted:Lemme just finish up performing this nuclear experiment with a screwdriver and I’ll be right over to help. I know you were joking, but this is probably how it happened in the 40s
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Oct 15, 2021 19:21
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Dislodge Cuba and push it in between the Yucatan peninsula and Florida.
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Oct 15, 2021 19:24
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Let's assume that the Gulf is a sphere...
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Oct 15, 2021 19:36
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The problem is you're not factoring in the rain that's going to refill the gulf. We need a giant umbrella to stop that, otherwise we're right back where we started. Actually, scratch that, what if we build a giant "roof" and have a gutter system direct that water towards the Atlantic?
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A Fancy Hat posted:The problem is you're not factoring in the rain that's going to refill the gulf. We need a giant umbrella to stop that, otherwise we're right back where we started. there's no rain https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3qVPNONdF58
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Oct 15, 2021 19:58
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ok so, i just called nestle and told them they can't have any of that water, it'll be drained in a week.
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Oct 15, 2021 20:02
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Mumpy Puffinz posted:I know you were joking, but this is probably how it happened in the 40s https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Demon_core
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Oct 15, 2021 20:02
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lots of people died to kill lots of people
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demon core would be a kick rear end punk band name
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Oct 15, 2021 20:11
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obviously the USA will need to invade and occupy cuba for this to work.
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Let's think outside the box. What if instead of damming the gulf, we dam the Mississippi and prevent it from filling the gulf?
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Does anyone know if bugs bunny is available?
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Erode more of the ozone layer right above the gulf so the sun can evaporate that spot better. Really you're wasting your money here OP just be patient.
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1) Use 1/3 of trillion dollar budget to purchase sovereignty of Gulf Islands from Canada with a guarantee of protection. Bequeath them to Mexico. 2) Use 1/3 on Facebook ads to convince USA and Russia to conquer Mexico. Gulf of Mexico renamed Gulf of West Belgorod. 3) Gulf Islands are now Mexico's only Gulf. Use 1/3 budget on a few km of seawall and a load of Orbeez. Xaintrailles fucked around with this message at 23:30 on Oct 16, 2021 |
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