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Lord Decimus Barnacle
Jun 25, 2005


Hell Gem
Why don’t we just pump all the water to space

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Lord Decimus Barnacle
Jun 25, 2005


Hell Gem
So should we pump it to the core then?

Lord Decimus Barnacle
Jun 25, 2005


Hell Gem
I’m a space pump engineer with a secondary specialty in core pumping

I’m pretty sure we can solve this water problem with pumps

Lord Decimus Barnacle
Jun 25, 2005


Hell Gem
Through pumps, all things are possible

Lord Decimus Barnacle
Jun 25, 2005


Hell Gem

A Fancy Hat posted:

What if we just raise the height of the United States, then create a sort of "land bridge" over the Gulf? Seems like that might help with the water table or something, I don't know.

Finally someone with a good non-pump idea

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