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Smik
Mar 18, 2014



We started in the SPOOK MONTH the perfect time to SUMMON A MONSTER but I decided... to extend it until whenever!!

Will it do your bidding? Will it eat your face? Will it order increasingly embarrassing products from Amazon and stream opening them on Twitch in your living room? WHO KNOWS!

You can summon a RANDOM MONSTER simply by posting in this thread!

You can optionally specify the following:

SUMMON FROM:
1. The Plane of Cuteness
2. The Dimension of Horniness
3. The Realm of Anger
4. The World of Stupidity (no, not ours. The OTHER world of stupidity)
5. The Chaos Zone
6. The Void of Gloom
7. The Door of Horror

POWER WORD:
1. Become
2. Kill
3. gently caress
4. Worship
5. Hoard
6. Consume
7. Transmute

BINDING RUNE:
1. The Pink Rune of Cuteness
2. The Red Rune of Horniness
3. The Black Rune of Rage
4. The Plaid Rune of Stupidity
5. The Blue Rune of Sorrow
6. The Green Rune of Creepiness
7. The Amber Rune of Power
8. The Grey Rune of Weakness
9. The White Rune of Evil

GUIDING IDOL:
1. A Humanoid
2. An Animal (you may specify or leave it to chance)
3. A Coin
4. Book of Knowledge
5. Candle of Fame
6. Silver Spoon of Status
7. An Old Take-Out Container
8. A Drop of Your Blood
9. A Loot Box

EDIT: Some replies might take longer than others but please be patient, I intend to get to all of them.

EXAMPLE MONSTER:

TRUMVORE
This monster from the Chaos Zone seeks to add to its army of lobotomized humans, drawn by its mighty grift. Future victims are given a gift of a hat but hidden within is an egg that will hatch into brain louse that will bore its way into the victim's skull, devouring and then replacing most of the brain much like the parasitic isopod https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cymothoa_exigua

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Smik fucked around with this message at 01:08 on Nov 18, 2021

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Wall Balls
Jun 3, 2007

Spanish Castle Magic



i just wanna summon a lil' guy

Ventral EggSac
Dec 3, 2019



Creature, I summon thee from The Door of Horror, with this cool red rune I just etched on the floor of the bedroom

Revins
Nov 2, 2007



I attempt to summon an entity from the Realm of Anger using a cute little baby goat as a guiding idol

Who What Now
Sep 10, 2006



Smik posted:

You can optionally specify the following:

SUMMON FROM:

5. The Chaos Zone


POWER WORD:

5. Hoard


BINDING RUNE:

7. The Amber Rune of Power


GUIDING IDOL:

2. An Animal (Raccoon)

I sure hope the Chaos Zone is the vaporwave meme type of Chaos

Lord Decimus Barnacle
Jun 25, 2005




Hell Gem

I wanna summon something!!!

TED BUNNDY
May 30, 2009

SO HUNGRY


Pork Pro

Hell yeah let's get monsters in this bitch 🤘🤘🤘

Dog Kisser
Mar 30, 2005

But People have fears that beasts do not. Questions, too.


7652 lets gooooo

syntaxfunction
Oct 27, 2010


Smik posted:


SUMMON FROM:

2. The Dimension of Horniness


POWER WORD:

5. Hoard

BINDING RUNE:

5. The Blue Rune of Sorrow


GUIDING IDOL:

4. Book of Knowledge



I summon you, fucken monster prick.

William Henry Hairytaint
Oct 29, 2011





horny witch plz

aegof
Mar 2, 2011



I hope I get a suezo

Jvie
Aug 10, 2012



GUIDING IDOL:
A Drop of Your Blood


This is a monster summoning, and definitely not just me messing up and cutting my hand while working, again.

Seth Pecksniff
May 27, 2004

The human face is, after all, nothing more nor less than a mask.


I summon a monster from the void of gloom to transmute. My binding rune is the black rune of rage and my guiding idol is the Book of Knowledge

Bring me my monster!!!

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008


Nap Ghost

Wall Balls posted:

i just wanna summon a lil' guy

Smik
Mar 18, 2014



Wall Balls posted:

i just wanna summon a lil' guy

Unfortunately you have summoned the opposite of a lil' guy.

You have summoned FUURRAGGE from the Realm of Anger!

"WE BRING PAIN, RAVAGING LUST, BEER, CHOCOLATE AND FLOWERS!!!"

Fuurragge is tentacled creature who lusts for three-ways between the angriest humans imaginable! They are terrible company, invite random strangers to your home and keep you up a night!!

Worse, every time you get mad at them for ruining your sleep and social life they try to seduce you!

Streaming their activities to various special interest websites pays extremely well though.

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One More Fat Nerd
Apr 13, 2007
no neckbeard, though.



Nap Ghost

I wanna summon a monster from the door of horror and it better be horrible and doorible.

Call Your Grandma
Jan 17, 2010



a handsome monster

Tite Barnacle
Jun 4, 2014

Meowdy Purrdner



Grimey Drawer

Cat from the world of stupidity. I have 2 already and require a third.

Smik
Mar 18, 2014



Ventral EggSac posted:

Creature, I summon thee from The Door of Horror, with this cool red rune I just etched on the floor of the bedroom

You have summoned SINTRELLEX from the Door of Horror! She is here for all the fat, horny and delicious humans. Being up front about this hasn't really hurt her prospects at all. I hope for your sake you're either not horny or delicious.

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Hedrigall
Mar 27, 2008

i'm a master of fright
and a demon of light
and i'll scare you right out of your pants


I wish to summon from the dimension of horniness

Smik
Mar 18, 2014



Revins posted:

I attempt to summon an entity from the Realm of Anger using a cute little baby goat as a guiding idol

You have summoned GRARVVAGHST from the Realm of Anger! It is here to give humanity the chance to become ADORABLE GOATLINGS, the chance it never had growing up! GRARVVAGHST is OK to hang around with but it does insist on a vegetarian diet.

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Chaosfeather
Nov 4, 2008



I will offer my own blood to call a consuming being from the Plane of Anger , binding it with a Rune of Sorrow

nesamdoom
Apr 14, 2018

nesaM killed Masen


Smik posted:


SUMMON FROM:

3. The Realm of Anger

POWER WORD:

6. Consume

BINDING RUNE:

3. The Black Rune of Rage

GUIDING IDOL:

8. A Drop of Your Blood


Something will be hangry as gently caress.

Smik
Mar 18, 2014



Who What Now posted:

I sure hope the Chaos Zone is the vaporwave meme type of Chaos

You have summoned THE TRASH KING OF THE CHAOS ZONE!

He is here to collect the most powerful raccoons of the world! He lives outside by the garbage, and on the 13th day of the month at midnight he omits a powerful, rancid odour in an effort to call forth the most powerful raccoons in the world! He also posts ads online.

Actually not that bad to live with aside from the monthly reek.

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Sophy Wackles
Dec 17, 2000

> access main security grid
access: PERMISSION DENIED.







SUMMON FROM:
5. The Chaos Zone

POWER WORD:
7. Transmute

BINDING RUNE:
9. The White Rune of Evil

GUIDING IDOL:
7. An Old Take-Out Container

istewart
Apr 13, 2005

Still contemplating why I didn't register here under a clever pseudonym

Hot dog, my Naruto cosplay is finally going to get me somewhere in life!



I use a drop of my blood and the binding Amber Rune of Power to summon a servant from... oh, why not, the World of Stupidity. Maybe they'll be easier to control that way.

hell astro course
Dec 10, 2009

pizza sucks



I'll summon a monster, but only if it wants to hang out. I can come over too, no problem for me.

Fleta Mcgurn
Oct 5, 2003

Porpoise noise continues.


I SUMMON A MONSTERY BOI FROM THE PLANE OF CUTENESS!

Bismuth
Jun 10, 2010

the belly button hungers

Hell Gem

give me the horniest thing you've got

Hedrigall
Mar 27, 2008

i'm a master of fright
and a demon of light
and i'll scare you right out of your pants


Bismuth posted:

give me the horniest thing you've got

No me

Smik
Mar 18, 2014



Lord Decimus Barnacle posted:

I wanna summon something!!!

You have summoned Mega Dekki from the Plane of Cuteness! Mega Dekki wants to take your ULTIMATE RAGE FORM so they can return to the Great Pink Planes and rule it with the power of anger! You cannot convince Mega Dekki you don't have an ultimate rage form. Their ability to enrage you is approximately on par with a cat. Apparently they can drain your anger by sucking on your fingers. They encourage you to play frustrating video games in the hopes they will eventually drain enough anger to become as big as you are. They are approximately 60 cm tall and like rare steak.

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Who What Now
Sep 10, 2006



I would like to trade

Lux Animus
Apr 17, 2016



Dinosaur Gum

SUMMON FROM:
1. The Plane of Cuteness

POWER WORD:
3. gently caress

BINDING RUNE:
4. The Plaid Rune of Stupidity

GUIDING IDOL:
1. A Humanoid

:smugwizard:

MEIN RAVEN
Oct 7, 2008

Gutentag Mein Raven



SUMMON FROM:
2. The Dimension of Horniness

POWER WORD:
3. gently caress

BINDING RUNE:
1. The Pink Rune of Cuteness

GUIDING IDOL:
5. Candle of Fame

YES PLEASE I'VE BEEN OH SO GOOD!!!

Spinz
Jan 7, 2020

CLICK HERE TO PLEASE THE WOMEN IN YOUR LIFE

These are awesome I want Martha Stewart but it's a goon girl monster

Monster Stewart

Junpei
Oct 4, 2015

Cuz I'm a creep
I'm a weirdo
What the hell am I doin' here
I don't belong here

Summon From: World of Stupidity

Power Word: Transmute

Binding Rune: Black Rune of Rage

Guiding Idol: Book of Knowledge.

I'm hoping for the World's Angriest Tutor

Smik
Mar 18, 2014



TED BUNNDY posted:

Hell yeah let's get monsters in this bitch 🤘🤘🤘

I almost want to apologize for this one because you've summoned the rather generic ONIHORI from the Dimension of Horniness and she's just here to gently caress until she has completed her eldritch tome of horny knowledge. The sex is great but eventually your brains will liquify because she needs that horny knowledge. If you decide to help her make "arrangements" please be responsible because the investigations just get embarrassing for the families involved.

Sometimes one just rolls the generic succubus type, RNG is fickle.

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Mistle
Oct 11, 2005


Grimey Drawer

code:
I put on my robe and wizard hat
SUMMON FROM:
6. The Void of Gloom

POWER WORD:
7. Transmute

BINDING RUNE:
2. The Red Rune of Horniness

GUIDING IDOL:
2. An Animal (none specified)

Iakona
Jan 24, 2006



I dunno man but it better have multiple dicks.

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Kimchi Surplus
Dec 4, 2007

Daddy's out of bourbon...


1474 I summon thee

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