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We started in the SPOOK MONTH the perfect time to SUMMON A MONSTER but I decided... to extend it until whenever!! Will it do your bidding? Will it eat your face? Will it order increasingly embarrassing products from Amazon and stream opening them on Twitch in your living room? WHO KNOWS! You can summon a RANDOM MONSTER simply by posting in this thread! You can optionally specify the following: SUMMON FROM: 1. The Plane of Cuteness 2. The Dimension of Horniness 3. The Realm of Anger 4. The World of Stupidity (no, not ours. The OTHER world of stupidity) 5. The Chaos Zone 6. The Void of Gloom 7. The Door of Horror POWER WORD: 1. Become 2. Kill 3. gently caress 4. Worship 5. Hoard 6. Consume 7. Transmute BINDING RUNE: 1. The Pink Rune of Cuteness 2. The Red Rune of Horniness 3. The Black Rune of Rage 4. The Plaid Rune of Stupidity 5. The Blue Rune of Sorrow 6. The Green Rune of Creepiness 7. The Amber Rune of Power 8. The Grey Rune of Weakness 9. The White Rune of Evil GUIDING IDOL: 1. A Humanoid 2. An Animal (you may specify or leave it to chance) 3. A Coin 4. Book of Knowledge 5. Candle of Fame 6. Silver Spoon of Status 7. An Old Take-Out Container 8. A Drop of Your Blood 9. A Loot Box EDIT: Some replies might take longer than others but please be patient, I intend to get to all of them. EXAMPLE MONSTER: TRUMVORE This monster from the Chaos Zone seeks to add to its army of lobotomized humans, drawn by its mighty grift. Future victims are given a gift of a hat but hidden within is an egg that will hatch into brain louse that will bore its way into the victim's skull, devouring and then replacing most of the brain much like the parasitic isopod https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cymothoa_exigua Smik fucked around with this message at 02:08 on Nov 18, 2021 |
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i just wanna summon a lil' guy
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Oct 15, 2021 03:11
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Creature, I summon thee from The Door of Horror, with this cool red rune I just etched on the floor of the bedroom
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Oct 15, 2021 03:12
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I attempt to summon an entity from the Realm of Anger using a cute little baby goat as a guiding idol
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Oct 15, 2021 03:17
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Smik posted:You can optionally specify the following: I sure hope the Chaos Zone is the vaporwave meme type of Chaos
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Oct 15, 2021 03:20
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I wanna summon something!!!
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Oct 15, 2021 03:20
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Hell yeah let's get monsters in this bitch 🤘🤘🤘
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Oct 15, 2021 03:20
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7652 lets gooooo
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Oct 15, 2021 03:22
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Smik posted:
I summon you, fucken monster prick.
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Oct 15, 2021 03:23
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horny witch plz
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Oct 15, 2021 03:24
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I hope I get a suezo
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Oct 15, 2021 03:35
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GUIDING IDOL: A Drop of Your Blood This is a monster summoning, and definitely not just me messing up and cutting my hand while working, again.
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Oct 15, 2021 03:37
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I summon a monster from the void of gloom to transmute. My binding rune is the black rune of rage and my guiding idol is the Book of Knowledge Bring me my monster!!!
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Oct 15, 2021 03:40
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Wall Balls posted:i just wanna summon a lil' guy
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Oct 15, 2021 03:42
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Wall Balls posted:i just wanna summon a lil' guy Unfortunately you have summoned the opposite of a lil' guy. You have summoned FUURRAGGE from the Realm of Anger! "WE BRING PAIN, RAVAGING LUST, BEER, CHOCOLATE AND FLOWERS!!!" Fuurragge is tentacled creature who lusts for three-ways between the angriest humans imaginable! They are terrible company, invite random strangers to your home and keep you up a night!! Worse, every time you get mad at them for ruining your sleep and social life they try to seduce you! Streaming their activities to various special interest websites pays extremely well though.
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Oct 15, 2021 03:44
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I wanna summon a monster from the door of horror and it better be horrible and doorible.
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Oct 15, 2021 03:46
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a handsome monster
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Oct 15, 2021 03:53
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Cat from the world of stupidity. I have 2 already and require a third.
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Oct 15, 2021 04:03
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Ventral EggSac posted:Creature, I summon thee from The Door of Horror, with this cool red rune I just etched on the floor of the bedroom You have summoned SINTRELLEX from the Door of Horror! She is here for all the fat, horny and delicious humans. Being up front about this hasn't really hurt her prospects at all. I hope for your sake you're either not horny or delicious.
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Oct 15, 2021 04:08
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I wish to summon from the dimension of horniness
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Oct 15, 2021 04:18
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Revins posted:I attempt to summon an entity from the Realm of Anger using a cute little baby goat as a guiding idol You have summoned GRARVVAGHST from the Realm of Anger! It is here to give humanity the chance to become ADORABLE GOATLINGS, the chance it never had growing up! GRARVVAGHST is OK to hang around with but it does insist on a vegetarian diet.
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Oct 15, 2021 04:32
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I will offer my own blood to call a consuming being from the Plane of Anger , binding it with a Rune of Sorrow
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Oct 15, 2021 04:36
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Smik posted:
Something will be hangry as gently caress.
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Oct 15, 2021 04:50
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Who What Now posted:I sure hope the Chaos Zone is the vaporwave meme type of Chaos You have summoned THE TRASH KING OF THE CHAOS ZONE! He is here to collect the most powerful raccoons of the world! He lives outside by the garbage, and on the 13th day of the month at midnight he omits a powerful, rancid odour in an effort to call forth the most powerful raccoons in the world! He also posts ads online. Actually not that bad to live with aside from the monthly reek.
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Oct 15, 2021 04:56
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SUMMON FROM: 5. The Chaos Zone POWER WORD: 7. Transmute BINDING RUNE: 9. The White Rune of Evil GUIDING IDOL: 7. An Old Take-Out Container
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Oct 15, 2021 05:05
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Hot dog, my Naruto cosplay is finally going to get me somewhere in life! I use a drop of my blood and the binding Amber Rune of Power to summon a servant from... oh, why not, the World of Stupidity. Maybe they'll be easier to control that way.
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Oct 15, 2021 05:20
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I'll summon a monster, but only if it wants to hang out. I can come over too, no problem for me.
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Oct 15, 2021 05:24
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I SUMMON A MONSTERY BOI FROM THE PLANE OF CUTENESS!
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Oct 15, 2021 05:39
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give me the horniest thing you've got
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Oct 15, 2021 05:39
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Bismuth posted:give me the horniest thing you've got No me
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Oct 15, 2021 05:42
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Lord Decimus Barnacle posted:I wanna summon something!!! You have summoned Mega Dekki from the Plane of Cuteness! Mega Dekki wants to take your ULTIMATE RAGE FORM so they can return to the Great Pink Planes and rule it with the power of anger! You cannot convince Mega Dekki you don't have an ultimate rage form. Their ability to enrage you is approximately on par with a cat. Apparently they can drain your anger by sucking on your fingers. They encourage you to play frustrating video games in the hopes they will eventually drain enough anger to become as big as you are. They are approximately 60 cm tall and like rare steak.
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Oct 15, 2021 05:42
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I would like to trade
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Oct 15, 2021 05:56
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SUMMON FROM: 1. The Plane of Cuteness POWER WORD: 3. gently caress BINDING RUNE: 4. The Plaid Rune of Stupidity GUIDING IDOL: 1. A Humanoid 
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Oct 15, 2021 07:19
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SUMMON FROM: 2. The Dimension of Horniness POWER WORD: 3. gently caress BINDING RUNE: 1. The Pink Rune of Cuteness GUIDING IDOL: 5. Candle of Fame YES PLEASE I'VE BEEN OH SO GOOD!!!
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Oct 15, 2021 07:27
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These are awesome I want Martha Stewart but it's a goon girl monster Monster Stewart
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Oct 15, 2021 07:32
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Summon From: World of Stupidity Power Word: Transmute Binding Rune: Black Rune of Rage Guiding Idol: Book of Knowledge. I'm hoping for the World's Angriest Tutor
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Oct 15, 2021 08:09
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TED BUNNDY posted:Hell yeah let's get monsters in this bitch 🤘🤘🤘 I almost want to apologize for this one because you've summoned the rather generic ONIHORI from the Dimension of Horniness and she's just here to gently caress until she has completed her eldritch tome of horny knowledge. The sex is great but eventually your brains will liquify because she needs that horny knowledge. If you decide to help her make "arrangements" please be responsible because the investigations just get embarrassing for the families involved. Sometimes one just rolls the generic succubus type, RNG is fickle.
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Oct 15, 2021 08:41
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code:6. The Void of Gloom POWER WORD: 7. Transmute BINDING RUNE: 2. The Red Rune of Horniness GUIDING IDOL: 2. An Animal (none specified)
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Oct 15, 2021 08:53
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I dunno man but it better have multiple dicks.
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Oct 15, 2021 08:59
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1474 I summon thee
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