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Smik posted:I almost want to apologize for this one because you've summoned the rather generic ONIHORI from the Dimension of Horniness and she's just here to gently caress until she has completed her eldritch tome of horny knowledge. The sex is great but eventually your brains will liquify because she needs that horny knowledge. If you decide to help her make "arrangements" please be responsible because the investigations just get embarrassing for the families involved. oddly appropriate for my posting, being generic
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# ? Oct 15, 2021 09:28 |
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# ? Mar 28, 2024 14:34 |
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horny dimension, worship, green rune, a coin. thank u
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# ? Oct 15, 2021 09:36 |
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This is just the horny monster thread isn't it? I'm for it.
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# ? Oct 15, 2021 10:10 |
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syntaxfunction posted:This is just the horny monster thread isn't it? Somethings gotta fill the void
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# ? Oct 15, 2021 10:12 |
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Smik posted:You have summoned SINTRELLEX from the Door of Horror! She is here for all the fat, horny and delicious humans. Being up front about this hasn't really hurt her prospects at all. I hope for your sake you're either not horny or delicious. There goes my weekend. Thanks!
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# ? Oct 15, 2021 12:57 |
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ppost
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# ? Oct 15, 2021 13:10 |
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Smik posted:You have summoned Mega Dekki from the Plane of Cuteness! Mega Dekki wants to take your ULTIMATE RAGE FORM so they can return to the Great Pink Planes and rule it with the power of anger! You cannot convince Mega Dekki you don't have an ultimate rage form. Their ability to enrage you is approximately on par with a cat. Apparently they can drain your anger by sucking on your fingers. They encourage you to play frustrating video games in the hopes they will eventually drain enough anger to become as big as you are. They are approximately 60 cm tall and like rare steak. Nice! Thanks!
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# ? Oct 15, 2021 14:57 |
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Dog Kisser posted:7652 lets gooooo From The Door of Horror, you have summoned Nizzumeter! Nizzumeter just hangs around your bedroom, over your bed. It doesn't say much, just watches you and consumes your nightmares. Also spiders and flying insects, but mostly nightmares.
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# ? Oct 15, 2021 20:02 |
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SUMMON FROM: 4. The World of Stupidity (no, not ours. The OTHER world of stupidity) POWER WORD: 6. Consume BINDING RUNE: 2. The Red Rune of Horniness GUIDING IDOL: 7. An Old Take-Out Container
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# ? Oct 15, 2021 20:10 |
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Do we have our monsters fight each other at some point?
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# ? Oct 15, 2021 20:16 |
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Lord Decimus Barnacle posted:Do we have our monsters fight each other at some point? heh. "Fight." Sure kid
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# ? Oct 15, 2021 20:27 |
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syntaxfunction posted:I summon you, fucken monster prick. Don't get too close to Tearrisarruu from The Dimension of Horniness, for they are here to collect tales of pain. They will trade sexual favours for whatever stories you can find on hand but eventually they will need to create fresh ones. You do know how to banish demons, right? It's still an awfully long way until Halloween otherwise... Oh and the book leaks fluids constantly. I also hope you have towels you can throw away once you're done with them.
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# ? Oct 15, 2021 20:31 |
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Lord Decimus Barnacle posted:Do we have our monsters fight each other at some point? You're under the delusion that they serve you. I said "summon", didn't say anything about a binding ritual.
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# ? Oct 15, 2021 20:34 |
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I am pretty delusional
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# ? Oct 15, 2021 20:37 |
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William Henry Hairytaint posted:horny witch plz You fool. You fool. You can't just slap down a request without the proper summoning procedure. In your haste for horny witches you instead summon MODICK the reality bender from the CHAOS ZONE. Modick demands all the horniest of furry porn featuring well established characters. You offer to help obtain this porn in exchange for horny witches. The events that follow rend several economies, involve several hundred accidental deaths (Modick is kind of a fuckup) and eventually witches are using the blood of children to get dates on Tinder. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5KO2IjWI9fA YOU did this.
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# ? Oct 15, 2021 21:03 |
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I would enjoy a classroom assistant, if you can spare a moment.
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# ? Oct 15, 2021 21:40 |
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aegof posted:I hope I get a suezo You have summoned MEETRIUS from the Void of Gloom. This small, greedy creature -- no bigger than a loaf of bread -- has the power to transform one's personal power into gold and jewels. You have nowhere near enough power to interest it but it has promised you a share of the bounty if you can get it within close proximity to people of power and influence...
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# ? Oct 15, 2021 21:55 |
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Jvie posted:GUIDING IDOL: You have summoned MR. FREG, pain-eater from the CHAOS ZONE! About the size of a beachball, Mr. Freg eats your pain -- emotional, physical or existential. If you don't currently have any pain he can fix that by biting you. Mr. Freg is not transferable as he bound by your blood.
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# ? Oct 15, 2021 22:06 |
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Smik posted:You have summoned GRARVVAGHST from the Realm of Anger! It is here to give humanity the chance to become ADORABLE GOATLINGS, the chance it never had growing up! GRARVVAGHST is OK to hang around with but it does insist on a vegetarian diet. dope
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# ? Oct 15, 2021 22:16 |
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Smik posted:You have summoned MR. FREG, pain-eater from the CHAOS ZONE! About the size of a beachball, Mr. Freg eats your pain -- emotional, physical or existential. If you don't currently have any pain he can fix that by biting you. Mr. Freg is not transferable as he bound by your blood. Thank you, for this emotional support beachball. Amazing thread.
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# ? Oct 15, 2021 22:41 |
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Smik posted:
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# ? Oct 15, 2021 22:44 |
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Seth Pecksniff posted:I summon a monster from the void of gloom to transmute. My binding rune is the black rune of rage and my guiding idol is the Book of Knowledge You have summoned LISKOM, from the Void of the Gloom. They are a merchant and they will break down rage into several pages of explanation into both the cause and cure for said rage. They don't speak or eat much, consist on a liquid diet of hot sauce and never seem to visit the loo. When pressed into the transactional nature of their services they explain that they use the by-product of the rage breakdown. They only dangerous aspect they seem to have is that when extremely angry, unintelligent individuals are exposed to them they can be reduced to a withered husk filled with paperwork.
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# ? Oct 15, 2021 23:27 |
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Smik posted:Don't get too close to Tearrisarruu from The Dimension of Horniness, for they are here to collect tales of pain. They will trade sexual favours for whatever stories you can find on hand but eventually they will need to create fresh ones. You do know how to banish demons, right? It's still an awfully long way until Halloween otherwise... They're brilliant! I too hoard tales of pain so it works out. At this stage I could just sit them in front of a computer, load up mainstream news and reddit and they'd never be done.
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# ? Oct 16, 2021 00:28 |
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What up, I'm out and a few drinks in and down to clown with something random
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# ? Oct 16, 2021 00:29 |
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I thought the title said you were gonna summon my Mother and that was the scariest poo poo I ever read
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# ? Oct 16, 2021 00:42 |
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I'd like to see what I summon from THE CHAOS ZONE (after I drop my PLAID RUNE and COIN into it, while yelling gently caress (because I was gonna buy something out of the Eldritch Horror Candy Machine later with it))
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# ? Oct 16, 2021 00:54 |
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I will draw fan art of my monster. I choose to be guided by an animal: the Cyclops.
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# ? Oct 16, 2021 00:57 |
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You have blindly summoned MR. ROBOT DICK from The Dimension of Horniness! He's on a mission to create an army of powerful, cyber-enhanced and overtly sexualized animals! He wants to turn animals into powerful cyborg furries but also horny! What the hell have you done? What the actual hell have you done? Look what you have unleashed, and it's all your fault!
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# ? Oct 16, 2021 01:10 |
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I want one with boobs like that other guy got. Big ones! Oh mama.
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# ? Oct 16, 2021 01:11 |
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One More Fat Nerd posted:I wanna summon a monster from the door of horror and it better be horrible and doorible. God dammit, look what you have wrought! You have summoned GONIK the DREADHODGE from The Door of Horror, arch-nemesis of Mr. Robot Dick! GONIK is the sworn defender of all animals and have vowed to stop Mr. Robot Dick, but now you've brought their conflict to Earth! Holy poo poo, who knew I'd have to include warning labels in regards to summoning monsters from beyond our world!
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# ? Oct 16, 2021 01:28 |
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Call Your Grandma posted:a handsome monster Well you summoned a Hell Mouth. From the Door of Horror. Fortunately (well for us) it only wants to eat you the moment you are weak. Good luck!
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# ? Oct 16, 2021 01:42 |
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Tite Barnacle posted:Cat from the world of stupidity. I have 2 already and require a third. You have summoned HAMI from the World of Stupidity! She is here to smite the evil cats from the door of horror with her 2-handed holy ham-shank! You cannot convince her that there are no evil horror cats here so she is determined to wait around for them. In the meantime while she's only about 90cm tall she apparently is strong enough to push a small car. Also she's a cat. Good luck.
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# ? Oct 16, 2021 02:00 |
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I call forth something with more teeth than the entire Osmond family.
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# ? Oct 16, 2021 02:19 |
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Smik posted:You fool. You fool. You can't just slap down a request without the proper summoning procedure. In your haste for horny witches you instead summon MODICK the reality bender from the CHAOS ZONE. Modick demands all the horniest of furry porn featuring well established characters. You offer to help obtain this porn in exchange for horny witches. The events that follow rend several economies, involve several hundred accidental deaths (Modick is kind of a fuckup) and eventually witches are using the blood of children to get dates on Tinder.
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# ? Oct 16, 2021 02:26 |
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Hedrigall posted:I wish to summon from the dimension of horniness You summon HORGGAR from the Dimension of Horniness. Despite how little guidance you applied to your summoning ritual it turned out rather straight-forwardly horny.
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# ? Oct 16, 2021 02:29 |
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Smik posted:You summon HORGGAR from the Dimension of Horniness. Despite how little guidance you applied to your summoning ritual it turned out rather straight-forwardly horny. Lucky me This is amazing, thank you!
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Smik posted:You have summoned LISKOM, from the Void of the Gloom. They are a merchant and they will break down rage into several pages of explanation into both the cause and cure for said rage. They don't speak or eat much, consist on a liquid diet of hot sauce and never seem to visit the loo. When pressed into the transactional nature of their services they explain that they use the by-product of the rage breakdown. They only dangerous aspect they seem to have is that when extremely angry, unintelligent individuals are exposed to them they can be reduced to a withered husk filled with paperwork. I love you, Liskom! You are my friend
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# ? Oct 16, 2021 02:48 |
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Monster me, monster summoner
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# ? Oct 16, 2021 03:07 |
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I use random number generators for all my magic, and I just got: 5. The Chaos Zone 1. Become 9. The White Rune of Evil 1. A Humanoid so I hope this thing is chill and won't eat my eyes or whatever
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# ? Mar 28, 2024 14:34 |
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I need a monstar friend please
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