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Smik posted:Just a side note but feel free to summon additional monsters if you're interested (see Page 1 for how or just post in this thread). I'll keep doing them as long as people are interested. I'd love another monster, but it needs to be someone/something who can get along with OOOOOO.
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Nov 14, 2021 15:37
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Smik posted:1. The Plane of Cuteness Can I get a friend for Tearrisarruu please? PS: Tearrisarruu and I are going great, they usually just chill and read a lot of current world news and then we make some tasty pizzas. Turns out they like crocheting too, they had no idea!
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Nov 14, 2021 15:39
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…why do I suddenly want a deck builder game based on all this?
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Nov 14, 2021 18:23
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Average Lettuce posted:I'll go with 5, 7, 2 and 4. You have summoned ZIWEMOD, from the Chaos Zone! This sentient hat is here to drain all your horny thoughts and knowledge and convert it to power! Please try to ignore the fact that it's effectively eating your horny and making GBS threads out power into your brain. This makes you faster, stronger and smarter but you'll be a celibate asexual as long as you wear it, and if you take Ziwemod off you'll lose it all. EDIT: I should specify the fact that if you don't have horny thoughts you don't get any power, so Ziewemod is useless if you are already asexual also it will be starving. Alternatively you can set it upon a net-connected device set to a specific site/web page and just soak up the horny thoughts in exchange for a better PC. Smik fucked around with this message at 22:37 on Nov 14, 2021 |
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Nov 14, 2021 22:35
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istewart posted:…why do I suddenly want a deck builder game based on all this? Could be that it's partially inspired by Pokémon and the Internet, but my current plan is to eventually use some of these monsters in an RPGMaker game. Although rather than being the individual monsters as summoned, encounters will involve corporate branded and cloned versions of them. I don't know anything about deck building but if someone wants to create one more power to them.
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Nov 14, 2021 22:41
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Chaos, Consume, Evil, Crocodile
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Nov 14, 2021 22:54
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Smik posted:You have summoned ZIWEMOD, from the Chaos Zone! This sentient hat is here to drain all your horny thoughts and knowledge and convert it to power! Please try to ignore the fact that it's effectively eating your horny and making GBS threads out power into your brain. This makes you faster, stronger and smarter but you'll be a celibate asexual as long as you wear it, and if you take Ziwemod off you'll lose it all. Nice! I do need a better PC...
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Nov 14, 2021 22:59
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Quesselin posted:I'd love another monster, but it needs to be someone/something who can get along with OOOOOO. I normally don't try to set rolls when things aren't summoned but for OOOOOO you're going to need the Plane of Cuteness and hopefully OOOOOO doesn't try to suck them in. You are fortunate; you have summoned CUPID WEAPONS BEAR from the Plane of Cuteness! CWB is the enemy of Capitalism, with a gun that fires Empathetic Booleets (not the same as emphatic bullets, these are booleets) which when they hit someone cause them to gain the memories and perspective of someone who have lived in desperate poverty. It's extremely effective. CWB's weapon is not interesting to OOOOOO due to the memories being sad, but they seem to have an understanding.
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Nov 15, 2021 06:57
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Smik posted:I normally don't try to set rolls when things aren't summoned but for OOOOOO you're going to need the Plane of Cuteness and hopefully OOOOOO doesn't try to suck them in. This is absolutely perfect! I love bears and hate capitalism, so I really couldn't ask for a more perfect buddy for me and OOOOOO. Thank you again for this great thread.
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Nov 15, 2021 20:27
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syntaxfunction posted:Can I get a friend for Tearrisarruu please? You have summoned TEXIA from the Plane of Cuteness! Texia would like to know if you've heard the good word about Watame? She's actually a high ranking priestess of the cult of Watame. She has the power to conjure potato chips and to be very fluffy. Generally a good housemate although she is occasionally awkwardly lewd about attractive ladies.
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Nov 15, 2021 21:20
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Junpei posted:Chaos, Consume, Evil, Crocodile You have summoned "ROCKONILE" BUNDEE from the Chaos Zone! Bundee is here to hunt (and eat) dangerous rockoniles from the Chaos Zone who have escaped and are assuming human form. Apparently they taste like Cheetos, which is what Bundee eats as a snack while not eating rockoniles. Keeps their part of the house neat and organized although the lizard-like skins hung up on the walls are a bit disturbing. istewart posted:…why do I suddenly want a deck builder game based on all this? Not sure if just a comment or a request to RNG a new monster?
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Nov 17, 2021 23:13
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Wait are we still in spook month. Or is this all backlog. Either way gently caress me up.
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Nov 18, 2021 01:52
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ZeusCannon posted:Wait are we still in spook month. Or is this all backlog. Either way gently caress me up. You have summoned SWOODISHEEF from the Chaos Zone! The Swoodishsheef is here to make food porn! Yes, that kind of food porn! Also THAT kind of food porn! Also that kind of food porn. You know what I mean. Just make sure you label the leftovers correctly and there will be no issues.
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Nov 18, 2021 06:03
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Impears are from the Plane of Cuteness. They have the ability to drain the rage from an individual they have bonded themselves to. Their method of draining rage involves suckling on one’s fingers. In theory, absorbing a significant amount of rage would allow them to grow into large creatures as opposed to the 60 cm (2 ft) tall creatures they are. The problem is creatures from the Plane of Cuteness are innately Strong vs. Anger, which means not only do they innately tend to soothe violent thoughts by their presence but even if they didn’t the amount of anger they can absorb is only a fraction that other emotion-feeding creatures can do. Thankfully anger is not required for their survival, just for growing into more formidable forms. Type: Cute Strong vs: Anger Gloom Weak vs: Horny Horror https://smik.ca/index.php/smonsters/6-impear/2021/11/20/
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Nov 20, 2021 08:39
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Nov 20, 2021 08:51
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Smik posted:Sure! Although I just realized I have to add Gixxxie and Gildie entries as well for a couple of 'evolved' forms. I don't want to be greedy, but my curiosity about Gixxxies and Gildies is getting the better of me. E: No, Frankie, it's not like I want you to change, you're cool! I'm just cu-- No I'm not gonna sell you out to a corporation! Fine, be like that! Advise on how to calm a Gizzie down again would be appreciated as well. Geemer fucked around with this message at 14:12 on Nov 20, 2021 |
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Nov 20, 2021 14:08
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Geemer posted:I don't want to be greedy, but my curiosity about Gixxxies and Gildies is getting the better of me. Give Frankie a beer. Guinness should work. They'll bathe in it, mind. So here's the Gixxxie profile: Gixxxies are the “evolved” form of a gizzie from the World of Stupidity. Like their original form, they only stand about 15-20 cm tall (half a foot on average) and are still one of the more stable creatures from their plane. The key difference is that a gixxxie is a reactionary response to the hormones of those they are around, in which they gain sexual characteristics and are capable of reproducing sexually as opposed to their normal asexual reproduction which produces an offspring that is a clone of the adult. Gixxxies rarely pair with other gixxxies and never with gizzies due to the fact that they do not produce hormones of their own. Gixxxie/gixxxie pairings usually only occur when one or both gixxxies have engaged in enough sexual activity previously to ‘normalize’ the conduct. Whether the gixxxie develops feminine, masculine or both traits depends on the company that they keep. They are sensitive to attraction and will continue to adapt in response to any pheromones released. Given that the offspring will be of a similar diminutive size but have a fertility compatibility to the non-gixxxie mate it is theorized that gixxxies are a ‘base species’ that is responsible for several derived monsters from a variety of planes. Type: Stupid/Horny Strong Vs: Horror Cute Weak Vs: Gloom (400%) Special Notes: Does not have any special modifiers to Stupid or Chaos, unlike most creatures from the World of Stupidity. https://smik.ca/index.php/smonsters/84-gixxxie/2021/11/20/
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Nov 20, 2021 21:34
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klaatu barada nikto
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Nov 20, 2021 22:06
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Mumpy Puffinz posted:klaatu barada nikto C'mon you know nothing good ever comes from those words. You have summoned VIKKAY from the Void of Gloom! She's here for the free lunch that is abundant horny people. Unfortunately you can't just hook her up to the Internet, she's here to sink her jellyfish like stinging tentacles into some hot, wanton flesh and drink up all that lewd, lewd blood. If you're asexual she's not really that bad a roomie, keeps to herself, does chores, keeps the place neat and tidy. Otherwise don't try to pee on the areas she strikes you, it will only make it worse due to watersports fetishists. Like most Gloom monsters, rage and cute things should suffice to keep her at bay if she's a problem. A neutered cat or dog is more than enough protection.
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how do I summon Mephisto? I want to kick him in the balls for taking away Spider-Man's marriage
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Nov 21, 2021 05:59
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Mumpy Puffinz posted:how do I summon Mephisto? I want to kick him in the balls for taking away Spider-Man's marriage Oh, you want to kick editing/writing staff at Marvel if you want to do that.
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Nov 21, 2021 08:18
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Smik posted:Oh, you want to kick editing/writing staff at Marvel if you want to do that. just Joe Quesada will do. Maybe Mark Millar too. I hear he licks goats
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Nov 21, 2021 08:34
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Junpei posted:Stupidity, Worship, Gloom, Mantis You have summoned AYWON from the World of Stupidity! Aywon is here to teach you how to be so delicious that you'll for sure find a mate who will eat you alive while you have sex the way God intended! If you're not looking to get vored, Aywon is positive you'll go to Hell! A terrible, desolate hell where nobody will eat your face while you have sex! Aywon is really obnoxious.
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Nov 22, 2021 04:45
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Geemer posted:I don't want to be greedy, but my curiosity about Gixxxies and Gildies is getting the better of me. Also just finished the Gildie entry: Gizzies are regularly captured and pressed into corporate service, and the resulting conscription causes them to change into the Anger/Stupid type, the Gildie. While gildies are given access to more resources than they could gather on their own and have positions of minor authority within the corporation that has forcibly contracted them, they’re also extremely angry little creatures who unsurprisingly will co-operate with anyone interested in undermining said corporation. This lack of loyalty means they’re often kept in the very deepest parts of a corporate property to prevent them from gaining access to conspirators (including other gildies). They’re also barred from obtaining an exo. No matter how comfortable their suites, no matter how good the vintage is of their personal baths, gildies are miserable creatures who make life as difficult as they can for anyone working around them. Type: Angry/Stupid Strong vs: Horny Stupid Weak Vs: Cute Gloom Special Notes: No special strengths/weaknesses towards Chaos or Horror as usually applied to stupid or angry types. https://smik.ca/index.php/smonsters/87-gildie/2021/11/23/
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Nov 23, 2021 09:20
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Thanks for indulging me! Frankie's calmed down and we're back to being buds. The JD case files have been a pretty interesting read so far, by the way. (If Gaznar really hasn't opened the box, he probably wouldn't fall for the clearly pointed out trap either.)
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Nov 23, 2021 13:07
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Geemer posted:Thanks for indulging me! You're quite welcome. Currently my goal is to create at least 100 monsters but it's more fun to fulfill requests (and I still have one pending). As to JD's case file, it's a rough draft and I can already see where I need to edit it. Placing JD's voice has been tricky since he's partially based on my brother-in-law (mostly in appearance although he does play video games as well as being athletic and brave) and I'm as white as snow while JD is most decidedly not. I'm glad you found it interesting. Gaznar opening the box or not isn't set in stone, I just figured he would be recently scared enough not to mess with a protection charm. Thanks for reading it though, it's always good to get feedback.
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Junpei posted:Cute, Transmute, Horny, Shark You have summoned NELLIE from the Plane of Cuteness! Nellie is a big fan of VTuber Gawr Gura and hates it when people make horny stuff of her or other female sharks. So she's brought her ANTI-HORNY-HAMMER which will convert said horny material into cartoon versions of you. She's otherwise pretty chill, will eat all the vegetables you don't like as well as being outstanding at lawn care. Also she really hates HORNABROV. They're mortal enemies. Smik fucked around with this message at 06:16 on Nov 25, 2021 |
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Paeiniter has been especially helpful now that I've gotten horribly sick. What a great roommate! But I feel bad that I can't always provide, maybe another might help? Let's do Cute Become Anger Animal (alligator)
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Nov 25, 2021 06:31
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Chaosfeather posted:Paeiniter has been especially helpful now that I've gotten horribly sick. What a great roommate! But I feel bad that I can't always provide, maybe another might help? You have summoned GEMMIK from the Plane of Cuteness! Gemmik wants to become a big, ferocious alligator. She would like you to each her how. What this really amounts to is just pretend she's a big angry alligator. She's popular on social media streams. Despite the simple appearance of the costume apparently she can transform into an adorable little alligator when in water, but even then none of the alligators take her seriously.
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Nov 26, 2021 06:33
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Smik posted:You have summoned GEMMIK from the Plane of Cuteness! Gemmik wants to become a big, ferocious alligator. She would like you to each her how. What this really amounts to is just pretend she's a big angry alligator. She's popular on social media streams. Despite the simple appearance of the costume apparently she can transform into an adorable little alligator when in water, but even then none of the alligators take her seriously. Holy crap a real alligator! I'll have to figure out a bigger tub for this new friend.
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Nov 26, 2021 06:39
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The sulapis from the Dimension of Horniness is a fairly bog-standard horny devil creature and thus are one of the least interesting creatures within the Dimension of Horniness. While many other creatures from this dimension try to broaden their horizons and get a little more metaphysical with their rampant horniness, the sulapis just grinds forwards like a soulless worker ant, focusing on endlessly hot sex with people until their brains liquify. The only notable elements about a sulapis is in their digestive system. Unlike what one might expect, the mouth is not used as a first stage refinement of nutrients and the nasal passages do not connect with the throat in any way. The replication of a human digestive system is purely for cosmetic purposes; sulapis drain off cranial essence through their ungloved digits after inserting them into the ear or nasal canals of their prey. This process eventually causes the prey’s brain to liquify but most will never stop copulation before death occurs. Suffice to say, sulapis have formed symbiotic relationships with corporations, providing worker motivation in exchange for their cranial essence and brain fluids. Death by sulapis has replaced most retirement plans. Type: Horny Strong Vs: Cute Chaos Weak Vs.: Stupid Gloom https://smik.ca/index.php/smonsters/7-sulapis/2021/11/27/
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Nov 27, 2021 01:18
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Nov 27, 2021 02:43
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Junpei posted:Anger, Consume, Cute, Cheetah My God, you fool! You've summoned Dr. Morbis from the Realm of Anger! The never-seen arch nemesis of the Cheetah Men, and now he's come to hunt them down even though he's got no idea where they are and they might not actually be here yet! So now you have some dollar store Shredder/Mad Scientist knock off using your home as his temporary base while he searches for the Cheetah Men! Hope you have good backup! Oh wait, you have: - Nellie, who doesn't know the Cheetah Men or care about them and Dr. Morbis is indifferent to her. - Aywon, who is completely useless. - "Rockonile" Bundee... maybe? - Bumbra, who might help or might side with Dr. Morbis depending on who lays down the better argument. - Boigameista... who is probably your best bet. Crikes I hope you have room for all these monsters. I mean Nellie and Aywon are both pretty tiny but the rest take up more space.
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Nov 27, 2021 07:28
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1, 4, 5, 9 Who shall come forth?!
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Nov 27, 2021 07:37
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CrystalGemTormalin posted:1, 4, 5, 9 You have summoned FEFFIE from the Plane of Cuteness! Feffie is hear to learn from the pain and suffering that is our time. She is very quiet, keeps to herself and just takes notes. Except for when she watches wrestling. She's a big fan of old school and indie wrestling.
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Nov 27, 2021 23:13
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I'd like to summon something from the void please. Just so long as it consents to being summoned and is nice to me and my cat.
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Nov 28, 2021 09:35
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Hmm let's try this again... I summon from the Void of Gloom something becoming with the pink rune of cuteness and a candle of flame!
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