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Codependent Poster
Oct 20, 2003




They're advertising a lot but will it have actual good matches? Will Carmella and Zelina wrestle for over 3 minutes? Will they unleash new CGI horrors?

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mooseinfants
Dec 22, 2014


Starting off super smackdown with a recap bang I see

Codependent Poster
Oct 20, 2003




Edge doing a monologue like it's some one man play in a tiny theater.

Renaissance Spam
Jun 5, 2010

Can it wait a for a bit? I'm in the middle of some *gyrations*




Codependent Poster posted:

Edge doing a monologue like it's some one man play in a tiny theater.

"Oh hey, I didn't see you there. You think you know me?"

Blaise330
Aug 13, 2007

GOD'S FAVORITE CHAMPION


This feud started 3 PPVs ago cause of a match that Edge didn't even cost Rollins to lose.

Vertical Lime
Dec 11, 2004



the unopposed hour of nitro circa 2000 was more interesting than this

mooseinfants
Dec 22, 2014


I don't know if that promo was good or not because I got bored and quit watching it

Digital Jedi
May 28, 2007

Wow....that feels good






Fallen Rib

^^^ Same but I watch it on mute

Get to the wrestling

So I'm going to laugh if Rampage has more wrestling in their hour than they have in their supersize show

Blaise330
Aug 13, 2007

GOD'S FAVORITE CHAMPION


I was wondering why have a Hell In A Cell PPV outside of October when they were just going to have an October hell in a cell match anyway, then I remembered oh yeah, Crown Jewel.

Side note, glad this year they aren't building to Crown Jewel AND a separate PPV at the same time, that always made for some clunky months.


Side side note, they're never going to explain those ropes breaking on The Demon are they?

Digital Jedi
May 28, 2007

Wow....that feels good






Fallen Rib

I think SmackDown beat RAW by like 3 minutes on who had any wrestling first in their show

Blaise330
Aug 13, 2007

GOD'S FAVORITE CHAMPION


dang, the Syrian isn't going to be crowned a king in Saudi Arabia

maruhkati
Sep 29, 2021


Blaise330 posted:

dang, the Syrian isn't going to be crowned a king in Saudi Arabia

I'm imagining going back in time to, like, five years ago and telling myself that Sami Zayn was going to be wrestling Finn Balor in a King of the Ring semifinal and I would care so little about it that I'm watching a countdown timer to a YouTube stream instead.

Codependent Poster
Oct 20, 2003




Good friends? But I thought we were good friends?

Blaise330
Aug 13, 2007

GOD'S FAVORITE CHAMPION


Heeeeeeeeeeeeat.

Man Naomi is a giant loser.

mooseinfants
Dec 22, 2014


rules

Codependent Poster
Oct 20, 2003




I'm shocked the handicap match lasted more than a minute.

Digital Jedi
May 28, 2007

Wow....that feels good






Fallen Rib

https://twitter.com/WWE/status/1449178266842116100?s=20

Maigius
Jun 29, 2013





Seth? What the gently caress are you wearing?!?!

Blaise330
Aug 13, 2007

GOD'S FAVORITE CHAMPION


Maigius posted:

Seth? What the gently caress are you wearing?!?!

He says Becky picks out his suits. I think she's trolling him at this point.

Blaise330
Aug 13, 2007

GOD'S FAVORITE CHAMPION


Seth: I KNOW WHAT IT'S LIKE IN THAT CELL, I KNOW WHAT IT'S DONE TO ME


yeah ruined your and bray's careers basically

Codependent Poster
Oct 20, 2003




Blaise330 posted:

Seth: I KNOW WHAT IT'S LIKE IN THAT CELL, I KNOW WHAT IT'S DONE TO ME


yeah ruined your and bray's careers basically

Yeah, that was funny. Way to remind people of that poo poo.

Codependent Poster
Oct 20, 2003




I'm pretty sure Carmella and Zelina did not break three minutes, and if so, just barely.

Digital Jedi
May 28, 2007

Wow....that feels good






Fallen Rib

^^^Yea I think it just was short. sub 3 minutes I think

Also, grats Zelina getting 1 step closer to going to the country that practically killed your father

Edit: Seeing 2:42 reported for length

Blaise330
Aug 13, 2007

GOD'S FAVORITE CHAMPION


Digital Jedi posted:

^^^Yea I think it just was short. sub 3 minutes I think

Also, grats Zelina getting 1 step closer to going to the country that practically killed your father

Edit: Seeing 2:42 reported for length

longest match of the tourney?

Codependent Poster
Oct 20, 2003




lol so they had Nakamura drop the King gimmick but still have that on his tron

Also he's back feuding against Corbin

Blaise330
Aug 13, 2007

GOD'S FAVORITE CHAMPION


Codependent Poster posted:

lol so they had Nakamura drop the King gimmick but still have that on his tron

Also he's back feuding against Corbin

I feel like I'm in a time loop. I'm putting youtube on.

Blaise330
Aug 13, 2007

GOD'S FAVORITE CHAMPION


Suzuki and Nakamura entrances happening at the same time. Man Nakamura in AEW woulda been fun.

Digital Jedi
May 28, 2007

Wow....that feels good






Fallen Rib

Blaise330 posted:

longest match of the tourney?

Per cagematch no

Nattie vs Duodrop was 3:00
Zelina va Toni was 2:10
Liv vs Carmella was 1:40
Shayna vs Dana was 1:25

So it's the 2nd longest so far

Codependent Poster
Oct 20, 2003




Cole just said they have an hour left and it felt like a threat.

Digital Jedi
May 28, 2007

Wow....that feels good






Fallen Rib

Too busy watching Suzuki vs Danielson but I see Usos retained

Codependent Poster
Oct 20, 2003




I wonder if they're permanently dropping "The Man" for Becky, if it's just for her heel run, or if it's just for the Saudi thing.

Anyway, Becky and Sasha are apparently gonna go without commercials. So it should be pretty good if they get the full half hour to work.

Digital Jedi
May 28, 2007

Wow....that feels good






Fallen Rib

They won't. Lesnar still has to show up

Codependent Poster
Oct 20, 2003




Digital Jedi posted:

They won't. Lesnar still has to show up

Oh yeah. Maybe 20 minutes though, hopefully.

Blaise330
Aug 13, 2007

GOD'S FAVORITE CHAMPION


man I kinda wanna watch this over AEW slightly. It's a special situation, Becky vs Sasha in a 2015 NXT Takeover (was recommended by a youtuber I watched) was the match that made me get back into wrestling when I hadn't watched it in over 10 years. Like if it wasn't for that match, I woulda just went "eh that was neat" when the Takeover was done then proceeded to not watch wrestling for another 10 years.

Codependent Poster
Oct 20, 2003




They're having a really solid match so far. Not a surprise given their talent.

DLC Inc
Jun 1, 2011



Blaise330 posted:

man I kinda wanna watch this over AEW slightly. It's a special situation, Becky vs Sasha in a 2015 NXT Takeover (was recommended by a youtuber I watched) was the match that made me get back into wrestling when I hadn't watched it in over 10 years. Like if it wasn't for that match, I woulda just went "eh that was neat" when the Takeover was done then proceeded to not watch wrestling for another 10 years.

I've had the same idea many times but seeing how often WWE completely ratfucks the talent with a moronic finish, I can't bring myself to do it

Codependent Poster
Oct 20, 2003




Becky and Sasha are putting on a great match. Definitely worth checking out.

Hopefully the finish isn't poo poo.

Blaise330
Aug 13, 2007

GOD'S FAVORITE CHAMPION


Pat said "wrestling fans". I wish him luck in his future endeavors.

Digital Jedi
May 28, 2007

Wow....that feels good






Fallen Rib

Did Bianca miss or Becky just no sell that or what? Her reaction seemed weird

Really good match as expected

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Codependent Poster
Oct 20, 2003




Digital Jedi posted:

Did Bianca miss or Becky just no sell that or what? Her reaction seemed weird

Really good match as expected

I think she missed.

Great match though. It's frustrating WWE could do this every week if they wanted but choose to book short lovely matches.

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