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veni veni veni
Jun 5, 2005

Clunk! Clunk Clunk!



This thread is for posting, discussing and talking about Christian music. Preemptively requesting a 6er and eternal damnation for anyone who posts gentile poo poo itt that is for honoring our lord and savior. Doesn't actually have to be butt metal or anthing tbh as long as it's music that puts our lord on high.

rockin even though you prob aren't fuckin

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TZUdLCE6EIg

Definitely fuckin. But asking for forgiveness after

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ulM6VMI72Zc

I was paid to curse this man with AIDS by his aunt via high level Dungeons and Dragons play

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cJiheZ3aEug

Gangsta Rap

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PIFW5g7CTWg

Gary Jules version

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1ppisOulgG0

praise him!

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syntaxfunction
Oct 27, 2010


Relient K and Jars of Clay are great Christian bands. Jars of Clay never liked the label and Relient K shyed away from it years and years ago.

Still really good bands with content involving their relationship with spirituality.

That's about all I got. Is Lifehouse Christian? They're okay too.

laserghost
Feb 12, 2014

trust me, I'm a cat.



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iwnlZnDKouo

Boner M
Sep 21, 2021
Probation
Can't post for 28 days!


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zfxiY7JLwhQ

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hellig_Usvart

1."A Church Bell Tolls Amidst the Frozen Nordic Winds" 1:02
2."Blasphemous Abomination of the Satanic Pentagram" 0:47
3."Behold, the Rising of the Scarlet Moon" 3:22
4."Thine Hour Hast Come" 4:05
5."Release and Clothe the Virgin Sacrifice" 5:37
6."Drink From the Chalice of Blood" 3:59
7."Silence the Blasphemous Chanting" 5:37
8."Invert the Inverted Cross" 3:10
9."An Abandoned Grave Bathes Softly in the Falling Moonlight" 5:09
10."Crush the Bloodied Horns of the Goat" 1:26
11."Weak, Feeble, and Dying Anti-Christ" 3:32
12."The Day of Total Armageddon Holocaust"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ce2KN06dS7c

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=er306rvbdfo

Boner M fucked around with this message at 10:48 on Oct 16, 2021

Yaldabaoth
Oct 9, 2012

I bring my hyperbolic handwringing into every thread I can! No matter how tangential the topic, I'll shoehorn it in there.


The correct form of christian music is 19th century orchestras and choirs or earlier:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JH3T6YwwU9s

ElectricSheep
Jan 14, 2006

she had tiny Italian boobs.
Well that's my story.


as much as they try to deny it I'm submitting Creed here

Weka
May 5, 2019

And if you gaze long into an abyss, you will say `look, no ring.`

I came here to say I'll rock most any Christian butt and I stayed to watch the last video in the OP and dang that kid rocks.

dr.acula
May 9, 2009

Billions and billions of fat clouds



Check out Oh, Sleeper. An actually good and talented Christian band if youre into heavier music

Lascivious Sloth
Apr 26, 2008



Is being molested by a priest a prerequisite?

Machinegun Arm!
Oct 22, 2008

It's been a ruff day

veni veni veni posted:


I was paid to curse this man with AIDS by his aunt via high level Dungeons and Dragons play

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cJiheZ3aEug


A male witch named Isaac Horowitz???

Ehud
Sep 19, 2003

football.



I listened to a bunch of Christian music for years until I pledged my life to Satan.

Here are some of the Christian bands I still like today.

mewithoutYou (indie / post rock)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0qoBVRoboc4

Living Sacrifice (metalcore)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qcvJV6l_t1s

Zao (metalcore)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0CsLsotZz7Q

Stavesacre (rock)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wv1QmRhAK78

The Chariot (hardcore)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K05weZYExPU

eonwe
Aug 11, 2008



Lipstick Apathy

https://youtu.be/u4DUkLplDDI

lonelylikezoidberg
Dec 19, 2007


I have a christian butt and I must rock

Bonzo
Mar 11, 2004

Just like Mama used to make it!


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yGhUo8d9_Ic#t=6s

Nigmaetcetera
Nov 17, 2004

Sorry guys, I'm just a donut.



Are there any Christian rock anthems about having anal sex to stay a virgin?

Colonel Cancer
Sep 26, 2015

Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon

If Jesus was a rockstar, what instrument would he play?

FBS
Apr 27, 2015

The real fun of living wisely is that you get to be smug about it.



I'm more of a hardcore punk guy https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=esy2b7qA9U4

runnypoops
Mar 26, 2016

been there. done that. prove yourself to me.

How can u see inside my butt like open doors

aceface
Dec 26, 2017

Have you tried turning it off and on again?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4RAWNQVjUmY :ocelot:

:wink: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3sMALbhJU6M :wink:

aceface fucked around with this message at 17:12 on Oct 16, 2021

Rock Paper Tongue
Oct 24, 2016

May cause birth defects



I will take every opportunity I can get to introduce people to Hostyle Gospel's Jesus Invented Crunk

dr.acula
May 9, 2009

Billions and billions of fat clouds



https://youtu.be/9xfMun3WZeg


The louder the better

DeadFatDuckFat
Oct 29, 2012

This avatar brought to you by the 'save our dead gay forums' foundation.




Show me all the butts

Bags Fly at Noon
Apr 6, 2011

this kills the crab

Sure, they're visually impressive, but a lot of posters find large avatars physically uncomfortable. Furthermore, the owners of large avatars often rely on their size alone and don't bother to develop more refined posting techniques.







Christian emo

https://youtu.be/ZX4P80vXfFI

im_sorry
Jan 15, 2006

(9999)

Ultra Carp

When I first discovered death metal in 1995, I found a tape in a Christian bookstore. It was Mortification's first album. I bought it.

It was actually pretty awesome, but sadly, Satan had already corrupted my soul and made me an atheist at this point, so their message was lost on me.

Hairy Right Hook
Sep 9, 2001

Hee to the ho


Try After Death metal

Altared State
Jan 14, 2006
Beginning the journey as I enter the void

Only thing I remember


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rJmMzMsCbFM

Hairy Right Hook
Sep 9, 2001

Hee to the ho


With Cheeks Spread Open

Talkc
Aug 2, 2010

Mizuki! Mizuki! Mizuki!
***DEVASTATINGLY HANDSOME***


Check out killing floor 2 for a bunch of Christian friendly chug metal. Everything I know about the band demon hunter happened cause of that game.

Who What Now
Sep 10, 2006



CAHN YEW TAEK ME HAIYAGH

Brrrmph
Feb 27, 2016

YOSPOS




This is all you need.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tDSAFxQr-hs

Treecko
Apr 23, 2008


Serious question. What Is butt rock? I get ICP and GWAR and Creed, I'm down with Hair Metal. I have no idea what butt rock is tho.

Devils Affricate
Jan 22, 2010


Treecko posted:

Serious question. What Is butt rock? I get ICP and GWAR and Creed, I'm down with Hair Metal. I have no idea what butt rock is tho.

Guilty Gear soundtrack is the purest example of butt rock imo

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9fpUoY-L3Co

Boner M
Sep 21, 2021
Probation
Can't post for 28 days!


I don't mind if a song is telling me to worship Satan or the Unabomber or that this is the Last Chance to Evacuate Planet Earth Before It Is Recycled.

That's all fine.

But Jesus and Christianity sucks rear end. Cant deal with that.

Weka
May 5, 2019

And if you gaze long into an abyss, you will say `look, no ring.`

I like black sabbath.

veni veni veni
Jun 5, 2005

Clunk! Clunk Clunk!



Treecko posted:

Serious question. What Is butt rock? I get ICP and GWAR and Creed, I'm down with Hair Metal. I have no idea what butt rock is tho.

Butt rock is hair metal. But I think it can be looked at as any flavor of the moment rock that ages really poorly like nu metal, pop punk emo, or grunge.

There's really no hard definition for butt rock but you know it when you see it.

veni veni veni
Jun 5, 2005

Clunk! Clunk Clunk!




There was this video called "DC talk was a amazing" that is one of my favorite videos on the internet. But it seems like it's been DMCA'ed from everywhere but Ebaums world so sorry for the link

https://www.ebaumsworld.com/videos/dc-talk-was-amazing/81502734/

It's amazing how embarrassingly lame they are.

Pennywise the Frown
May 10, 2010



Upset Trowel

veni veni veni posted:

Butt rock is hair metal. But I think it can be looked at as any flavor of the moment rock that ages really poorly like nu metal, pop punk emo, or grunge.

Boner M
Sep 21, 2021
Probation
Can't post for 28 days!


veni veni veni posted:

Butt rock is hair metal. But I think it can be looked at as any flavor of the moment rock that ages really poorly like nu metal, pop punk emo, or grunge.

There's really no hard definition for butt rock but you know it when you see it.

Its NON GLAM hair metal

laserghost
Feb 12, 2014

trust me, I'm a cat.



im_sorry posted:

When I first discovered death metal in 1995, I found a tape in a Christian bookstore. It was Mortification's first album. I bought it.

Mortification is legit good poo poo

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C3TibfE0boQ

maybe except that minute-long intro

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Boner M
Sep 21, 2021
Probation
Can't post for 28 days!


How is Testament not a Christian band, what a bad name choice

Not a good band either, though.

If you care to listen to rubbish like Megadeath, Testament is probably good.

Boner M fucked around with this message at 11:34 on Oct 17, 2021

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