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Simone Magus
Sep 29, 2020

by Pragmatica


fuzzy pink handcuffs

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duddits
Dec 22, 2009


not wipe rear end.

Gasmask
Apr 27, 2003

And if thou gaze long into an abyss, the abyss will also gaze into thee


having sex with the other gender

Gaunab
Feb 13, 2012



Loneliness

Xaintrailles
Aug 14, 2015

:hellyeah::histdowns:

That's right son, you were an accident.

Yaldabaoth
Oct 9, 2012

I bring my hyperbolic handwringing into every thread I can! No matter how tangential the topic, I'll shoehorn it in there.


Living in constant fear of big burly gay men assaulting you if you're a man but not manly enough.

Kaiser Mazoku
Mar 24, 2011

Didn't you see it!? Couldn't you see my "spirit"!?

Yaldabaoth posted:

Living in constant fear of big burly gay men assaulting you if you're a man but not manly enough.

Y-yes, fear...haha

Lawrence Gilchrist
Mar 31, 2010



Bachelorette party penis shaped accoutrements

Lucky Guy
Jan 24, 2013

TY for no bm



im NOT gay

Kirk Vikernes
Apr 26, 2004

Count Goatnackh



I don't wanna sound like a queer or nothing, but these wipes rock. I can touch my butthole without the lingering shame.

Ignatius M. Meen
May 26, 2011

Hello yes I heard there was a lovely trainwreck here and...



thinks nothing of guy-on-girl PDA, watches girl-on-girl PDA excitedly and maybe hoots and hollers too, gets violently offended at guy-on-guy PDA

in before someone says "no straight people hate all of that" - that's the most incredibly conservative people stuff

Derpies
Mar 10, 2014

BORN TO AWOO
WORLD IS A TUG
Squatch Em All 1989
I am trash poster
42,069 DEAD WOLFGIRLS





Missionary sex for the purpose of procreation

Szyznyk
Mar 4, 2008


Doing super gay stuff in the locker room because itís funny.

Simone Magus
Sep 29, 2020

by Pragmatica


Kirk Vikernes posted:

I can touch my butthole

hosed up OP

Brother Tadger
Feb 15, 2012

I'm accidentally a suicide bomber!


Gender reveal parties and the resulting forest fires

Nelson Mandingo
Mar 27, 2005





Having trouble getting it up, apologizing profusely.

Nelson Mandingo
Mar 27, 2005





Violently thrusting as aggressively as you can, ejaculating, immediately rolling over and going to sleep. Getting a UTI.

its all nice on rice
Nov 12, 2006

Sweet, Salty Goodness.




Buglord

Truck nuts.

Yaldabaoth
Oct 9, 2012

I bring my hyperbolic handwringing into every thread I can! No matter how tangential the topic, I'll shoehorn it in there.


This is just going to be the white people thread with a different name.

down n out
Sep 16, 2008



Nap Ghost

its all nice on rice
Nov 12, 2006

Sweet, Salty Goodness.




Buglord

Yaldabaoth posted:

just white people

Nigmaetcetera
Nov 17, 2004

Sorry guys, I'm just a donut.



BRB gotta go get an abortion.

Bonzo
Mar 11, 2004

Just like Mama used to make it!


*takes great care to make sure the balls never touch*

Weka
May 5, 2019

And if you gaze long into an abyss, you will say `look, no ring.`

Kirk Vikernes posted:



I don't wanna sound like a queer or nothing, but these wipes rock. I can touch my butthole without the lingering shame.

No no no, you're using them wrong. These are for wiping down your dudes. Me and my dudes have 'wipe night' once a week.

ClamdestineBoyster
Aug 15, 2015



A strong, muscular man putting gumdrops and sprinkles on some frozen yogurt and eating it with EXTREME confidence. :haibrow:

Bad Purchase
Jun 17, 2019





using my body as a stencil for architectural lumber cuts

Xaintrailles
Aug 14, 2015

:hellyeah::histdowns:

How could I have an orgasm? I'm a woman! Where would the cum come out?

Nigmaetcetera
Nov 17, 2004

Sorry guys, I'm just a donut.



Bad Purchase posted:

using my body as a stencil for architectural lumber cuts

Wtf does this mean?

Zil
Jun 4, 2011

Satanically Summoned Citrus





Watching other dudes jack it and give the excuse that you are just charging crystals together.

Bad Purchase
Jun 17, 2019





Nigmaetcetera posted:

Wtf does this mean?

shaped like a beam

Devils Affricate
Jan 22, 2010


d in the p

Nigmaetcetera
Nov 17, 2004

Sorry guys, I'm just a donut.



Bad Purchase posted:

shaped like a beam

Oh you meant they were geometrically straight. K.

Deep Glove Bruno
Sep 4, 2015

Feel the glove!


weekends are my favorite time, just me and the guys hanging out, being straight, without any women around to see

Colonel Cancer
Sep 26, 2015

Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon

I love having sex with my wife in the missionary position with lights off :D

Zil
Jun 4, 2011

Satanically Summoned Citrus





soaking

BrigadierSensible
Feb 16, 2012

I've got a pocket full of cheese, and a garden full of trees.



Nickleback.

Seriously, you will not find an LGBTQ Nickleback fan. Even bogan lesbians will not touch that stuff.

Yaldabaoth
Oct 9, 2012

I bring my hyperbolic handwringing into every thread I can! No matter how tangential the topic, I'll shoehorn it in there.


I'm not gay, I'm just such a xenophobic narcissus that I can't get off to women because they're so different from me that they're like a different species. Teenage boys are closer to what I think a female human should look like.

mom and dad fight a lot
Sep 21, 2006

twenty-six characters long



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iS5WZoQGP4I

Dr. Quarex
Apr 18, 2003

I'M A BIG DORK WHO POSTS TOO MUCH ABOUT CONVENTIONS LOOK AT THIS

TOVA TOVA TOVA


Aerosmith

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Hairy Right Hook
Sep 9, 2001

Hee to the ho


Touch my nussy

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