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The Something Awful Forums > Main > General Bullshit > Thread for posting the most incredibly straight people stuff
 
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Weka
May 5, 2019

That child totally had it coming. Nobody should be able to be out at dusk except cars.

Kirk Vikernes posted:



I don't wanna sound like a queer or nothing, but these wipes rock. I can touch my butthole without the lingering shame.

No no no, you're using them wrong. These are for wiping down your dudes. Me and my dudes have 'wipe night' once a week.

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Weka
May 5, 2019

That child totally had it coming. Nobody should be able to be out at dusk except cars.

syntaxfunction posted:

I saw an AskReddit thread where it was mainly people posting about how awful porn is for spreading the idea of marathon sex. That is, sex longer than fifteenish minutes. This includes foreplay?

All the dudes were saying that it's ridiculous to ask for more than half an hour tops, and the women were saying that it sucks and it chafes and is boring. Their dudes use the same position the entire time.

How are the straights having sex? It sounds awful. I don't think I've had sex last under thirty minutes, and that was a hella quickie. A couple hours is average.

Do things other than penetration, change up positions, change the tempo, like goddamn, sex that goes for an hour or two should be enjoyable the whole way through. If you can't fathom good sex lasting more than fifteen minutes what are you even doing.

They're masturbating with a partner.
That said, a quickie can be great. Especially if there is likely to be a round 2+.

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