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Derpies
Mar 10, 2014

BORN TO AWOO
WORLD IS A TUG
Squatch Em All 1989
I am trash poster
42,069 DEAD WOLFGIRLS





That forum user Sid Vicious caused the untimely demise of the Death Valley Germans !!!

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Nigmaetcetera
Nov 17, 2004

Sorry guys, I'm just a donut.



He told them "Donít worry about it, ĎDeath Valleyí is just a name, you donít need to bring extra water or anything".

Augustus Snodgrass
Sep 9, 2002



That sucks if true

Big Beef City
Aug 15, 2013

I'm really just hurting on the inside. Los Angeles Sparks RULE!


Derpies posted:

That forum user Sid Vicious caused the untimely demise of the Death Valley Germans !!!

pity reply to a poo poo thread.

try harder derpies, you're better than this even if it's an inside joke

Yaldabaoth
Oct 9, 2012

I bring my hyperbolic handwringing into every thread I can! No matter how tangential the topic, I'll shoehorn it in there.


well at least derpies didn't make the obvious zodiac killer reference

Derpies
Mar 10, 2014

BORN TO AWOO
WORLD IS A TUG
Squatch Em All 1989
I am trash poster
42,069 DEAD WOLFGIRLS





Big Beef City posted:

pity reply to a poo poo thread.

try harder derpies, you're better than this even if it's an inside joke

Let me give you a pity welcome back bud

Big Beef City
Aug 15, 2013

I'm really just hurting on the inside. Los Angeles Sparks RULE!


this is going to be a long healing process derpies and I just want you to know that my balls will be here 4 u ok bro

Lascivious Sloth
Apr 26, 2008



Big Beef City posted:

pity reply to a poo poo thread.

try harder derpies, you're better than this even if it's an inside joke

Free Nooner, jail BBC

Big Beef City
Aug 15, 2013

I'm really just hurting on the inside. Los Angeles Sparks RULE!


Lascivious Sloth posted:

Free Nooner, jail BBC

Oh an d don't even get me started on whatever THIS garbage posting is, good lord.

Sloth makes me looks like audrey hepburn dancing in my fair lady on my worst day compared to the poo poo being coughed up here

DeadFatDuckFat
Oct 29, 2012

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Derpies posted:

That forum user Sid Vicious caused the untimely demise of the Death Valley Germans !!!

Their last moments, rip

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FfQWz4gVcP8

William Henry Hairytaint
Oct 29, 2011





Big Beef City posted:

Oh an d don't even get me started on whatever THIS garbage posting is, good lord.

Sloth makes me looks like audrey hepburn dancing in my fair lady on my worst day compared to the poo poo being coughed up here

Me next! Roast me next!

Big Beef City
Aug 15, 2013

I'm really just hurting on the inside. Los Angeles Sparks RULE!


William Henry Hairytaint posted:

Me next! Roast me next!

No you're fairly innocuous.

Peggy Edson
Oct 15, 2004
I AM AN UTTERLY PATHETIC TESTAMENT TO HOW SHITTY THESE FORUMS HAVE BECOME. PLEASE PUT ME OUT OF MY MISERY.


Derpies posted:

That forum user Sid Vicious caused the untimely demise of the Death Valley Germans !!!

:imunfunny:

Yaldabaoth
Oct 9, 2012

I bring my hyperbolic handwringing into every thread I can! No matter how tangential the topic, I'll shoehorn it in there.



Wait, this is the reaction people have when they see Derpies tugging. I think Derpies may be trying to frame Sid Vicious for his own crimes.

wesleywillis
Dec 30, 2016

SUCK A MALE CAMEL'S DICK WITH MIRACLE WHIP!!


I'm glad I never really get noticed except for telling people to suck a male camel's dick.

Derpies
Mar 10, 2014

BORN TO AWOO
WORLD IS A TUG
Squatch Em All 1989
I am trash poster
42,069 DEAD WOLFGIRLS





Yaldabaoth posted:

Wait, this is the reaction people have when they see Derpies tugging. I think Derpies may be trying to frame Sid Vicious for his own crimes.

The ARK of the tugginent

Bad Purchase
Jun 17, 2019





i had the same dream last night, this can't be a coincidence

Colonel Cancer
Sep 26, 2015

Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon

Ze sign says "Ze Valley", ja?

Yaldabaoth
Oct 9, 2012

I bring my hyperbolic handwringing into every thread I can! No matter how tangential the topic, I'll shoehorn it in there.


Derpies posted:

The ARK of the tugginent

The germans open the ark.

It's just Derpies tugging away.

Faces still melt.

Boner M
Sep 21, 2021
Probation
Can't post for 28 days!


He has an aura of bad vibes which for germans is heat, and he was near them asking for a hug, and they were dehydrated dying, and this guy is loving with them as they run away only getting more lost and deeper into the heat and desert and death

BigBadSteve
Apr 29, 2009

Self Defense
Nil Satanus carborundum

Yeshua akbar!
(Xtian anarchisto, no bombo)


Derpies posted:

That forum user Sid Vicious caused the untimely demise of the Death Valley Germans !!!

Derpies tuggin' hard all day, suddenly he thinks of some unfortunate dead Germans and Sid Vicious, so makes a post about all of them with his non-dominant hand.

Every time there's a post in reply, he blows another load.

And who can blame him.

marshmallow creep
Dec 10, 2008

I've been sitting here for 5 mins trying to think of a joke to make but I just realised the animators of Mass Effect already did it for me



Posting so Derpies can bust

Big Beef City
Aug 15, 2013

I'm really just hurting on the inside. Los Angeles Sparks RULE!


I will NEVER allow derpies to bust. EVER.

It is my RIGHT.

Big Beef City
Aug 15, 2013

I'm really just hurting on the inside. Los Angeles Sparks RULE!


Many tug eons shall pass, and there will be NO bustin'
NONE.

Big Beef City
Aug 15, 2013

I'm really just hurting on the inside. Los Angeles Sparks RULE!


ok some bustin

Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

~*Suck My Balls*~

Fun Shoe

siddy V is outta control

imo

Big Beef City
Aug 15, 2013

I'm really just hurting on the inside. Los Angeles Sparks RULE!


Sid once drove all night through a storm to my house lifted my dog's tail and punched it right up the tail pipe and said 'this is for poo poo posting' and Jeffrey refuses to pay me OR my dog for damages I don't know how this can continue

Lil Swamp Booger Baby
Aug 1, 1981





Seen a man standing over a dead dog
By a highway in a ditch
He's looking down kinda puzzled
Poking that dog with a stick
Got his car door flung open
He's standing out on Highway 31
Like if he stood there long enough
That dog'd get up and run

Struck me kinda funny
Seemed kinda funny, sir, to me
Still, at the end of every hard day
People find some reason to believe
That Sid killed the Death Valley Germans

Derpies
Mar 10, 2014

BORN TO AWOO
WORLD IS A TUG
Squatch Em All 1989
I am trash poster
42,069 DEAD WOLFGIRLS





Hey Iím back from the desert and thanks to this thread Sid Vicious did not come to try and kill me with bad to mediocre directions

Harveygod
Jan 4, 2014

YEEAAH HEH HEH HEEEHH

YOU KNOW WHAT I'M SAYIN

THIS TRASH WAR AIN'T GONNA SOLVE ITSELF YA KNOW


Invite Sid to the next AoE2 goon game if you love him so much. Also because you just should anyway.

Derpies
Mar 10, 2014

BORN TO AWOO
WORLD IS A TUG
Squatch Em All 1989
I am trash poster
42,069 DEAD WOLFGIRLS





Harveygod posted:

Invite Sid to the next AoE2 goon game if you love him so much. Also because you just should anyway.

I will try and itíll be hilarious

Lil Swamp Booger Baby
Aug 1, 1981





We call him Sid after Sudden Infant Death

The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004




Lil Swamp Booger Baby posted:

We call him Sid after Sudden Infant Death

Lol dead babies

The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004




The Bloop posted:

Lol dead babies

Is what I would have said in middle school

The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004




The Bloop posted:

Is what I would have said in middle school

Because it's funny

Lil Swamp Booger Baby
Aug 1, 1981





The Bloop posted:

Because it's funny

Thanks

Mozi
Apr 4, 2004


here he comes
and he's gone again


Nap Ghost

laughter is the best medicine

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mom and dad fight a lot
Sep 21, 2006

twenty-six characters long



Death Valley Germans were a cool band

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