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MOTN
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BLACK VS MARTIN 35 29.66%
LUCHA BROS VS FTR 9 7.63%
MOX VS YUTA 2 1.69%
SUPERKLIQ VS DARK ORDER (LOSERS) 51 43.22%
FORD VS HOGAN (NOT THE RACIST ONE!!!) 0 0%
BRYAN VS FISH (DANCE AWAY) 21 17.80%
Total: 118 votes
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MassRafTer
May 26, 2001

Fundamentals as sound as the WNBA


https://twitter.com/tde_gif/status/1449550295088967689

:siren: AEW DARK MATCHES NEED TO BE SPOILER TAGGED IN THIS THREAD :siren:
They can be openly discussed without spoiler tags in the spoiler thread if you wish. Keep AEW Rampage spoilers out of this thread to be safe. Just talk about them in the Spoiler thread. It is for spoilers.
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AEW Dynamite results for 10/6 via F4Wonline

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CM Punk made his entrance to start the show and joined commentary.

Malakai Black defeated Dante Martin (w/ Lio Rush)

This was an odd match. There were spectacular moments to be sure, but Dante isn't all the way there as a wrestler. Black either had a stinger or is a really good seller, although his selling didn't really make sense for the story of the matach.

After a chain wrestling exchange, Dante forced Black to the floor with a dropkick but was taken down right away with a back elbow. A big moment early on was Black countering a springboard straight into a powerbomb and locking on a deep single-leg crab, forcing Dante into the ropes to break. Black showed more unorthodox offense with some tripping takedowns and continued to target Dante's knee.

No commercial break interruption in this one. Dante's comeback started with a reverse hurricanrana. He hit a crazy dive that wasn't perfect where he sprung up to the top rope without pulling himself up. A nice strike exchange led to a German suplex bridge from Black for the first major near fall.

Dante landed a top-rope hurricanrana for the match's big high spot, but he sold his knee on the impact. He hit the double jump moonsault, but it wasn't enough to put Black away. Black immediately popped up into the single leg crab, but a midsection injury forced him to relinquish the hold. Black avoided yet another dive and hit the spinning heel kick for the win.

**********

Jurassic Express were asked about their health status. Kenny Omega and Adam Cole interrupted, but then the Young Bucks blindsided the Express with superkicks before Omega powerbombed Luchasaurus through a table.

**********

The Inner Circle Reunites

The original five all came out to "Judas" before soaking in the adulation. Santana hyped up the crowd before addressing America's Top Team, who interrupted. Dan Lambert called the Inner Circle a "circle jerk" before admonishing the crowd for booing them.

Jericho tried to accuse Paige Van Zant of trying to "slide into his DMs." He said there would be no more unmatched beatdowns. He wants a five-on-five tag team match. Lambert said the Men of the Year have bigger plans, and those plans involve championships. He ran down the Inner Circle one-by-one before saying he'd give Guevara his terms next week.

Sky interrupted and reminded us he has pinned Jericho twice. Guevara said he'd beat both of the Men of the Year right now.

**********

AAA Tag Team Championships: Las Super Ranas (Cash Wheeler & Dax Harwood) (w/ Andrade El Idolo) defeated Lucha Bros (Penta El Zero M & Rey Fénix) (c) to win the titles

This was indescribably bad and nonsensical. What a pathetic way to treat internationally recognized championships that just had a classic match last weekend. At least the Lucha Bros hit a couple dives.

"Ranas" means "frogs" in Spanish. It was FTR in wacky lucha libre outfits. They performed a caricaturized version of lucha libre, going after the Lucha Bros' masks. The Lucha Bros were able to unmask them before the break.

Fénix made his comeback with an assisted dive, allowing Penta to land his diving dropkick to the posterior. They then landed simultaneous dives to the outside. Wheeler tried to use the AAA belt. Penta avoided it, but was sent into the timekeeper's table. Dax got a good rope-assisted roll-up.

Tully Blanchard ran out and distracted the official as Dax hit a belt shot and the brainbuster to win the AAA tag championships.

**********

Dante Martin and Lio Rush were backstage. Rush said that Dante failed because of his own doing. He's trying to take Dante to new heights. From this day forward, Rush will be Dante's new tag team partner.

**********

Schiavone caught up to FTR and Andrade celebrating backstage. MJF walked up, and Andrade handed him payment. MJF said using FTR was a "one night thing."

**********

Jon Moxley defeated Wheeler YUTA (w/ Orange Cassidy)

Moxley went right after YUTA before the bell. He hit a release suplex, ground and pound, and the Paradigm Shift for the squash win.

– The officials and Cassidy checked on YUTA after the match.

**********

Deeb was interviewed about her victory over Hikaru Shida. She said she finally brought the AEW women's division to her level. Shida attacked and they brawled.

**********

SuperKliq (Adam Cole, Matt Jackson, & Nick Jackson) defeated Dark Order (Evil Uno, Alex Reynolds, & John Silver)

This was a fun trios match as expected. Jungle Boy came across like a killer in the post-match.

SuperKliq attacked before the bell and went for an assisted powerbomb on the ramp, but Silver reversed it and Reynolds took out everyone with a dive. The bell finally rang and the Dark Order kept up the attack with triple team offense. Silver had a great run of offense going before Matt cut him off with a superkick. Cole stopped a Reynolds dive with a kick before hitting an assisted ushigoroshi. SuperKliq continued to dominate through a commercial.

A double suplex allowed Silver to reach Uno for the hot tag. Uno pulled out a sock and went for a Mandible Claw, but Cole broke it up. Silver and Reynolds mocked the Bucks kissing Cole and sent him crashing onto the Bucks outside. Uno hit Something Evil for a near fall, but the Bucks broke up the pin.

The Bucks took out Uno and Silver as Cole and Reynolds were the only ones left in the ring. Reynolds rolled Cole up for a good near fall but ran into superkicks from the Bucks followed by the Panama Sunrise. The BTE Trigger and then the running knee from Cole got SuperKliq the win.

– After the match, Jungle Boy immediately ran out but was quickly dispatched by the SuperKliq. He produced a chair and cracked it across Brandon Cutler's back as the SuperKliq fled. He then locked in the Snare Trap while spraying cold spray in Cutler's eyes.

**********

Another Cody Rhodes/Arn Anderson vignette played. Dustin Rhodes let them into the Rhodes Wrestling Academy, where Red Velvet slapped Cody. Arn made Cody do basic drills against all five trainees at once, including Lee Johnson and Brock Anderson. KiLynn King slapped Cody and he began bleeding from the mouth. Arn motivated Cody using a memory of the past, saying "Malakai Black has it coming."

**********

MJF promo

MJF came out and mocked the crowd using Spanish. He came out in his ring gear and introduced himself as if he was about to wrestle a match against Darby Allin, but Allin wasn't cleared after the Pinnacle's attack last week. He played coy about the attack before bringing out Wardlow, who had referee Bryce Remsburg in tow. MJF demanded that Remsburg count to ten to force a forfeit.

Remsburg counted, but before he could get to ten, Sting made his entrance, bat in hand. MJF threw Wardlow in the way and Sting hit Wardlow with the bat. Sting dropped the bat and wanted a fight, but MJF stormed off.

**********

Anna Jay was asked about the Dark Order's loss but was immediately interrupted by Britt Baker, who called them losers. Jay's a loser and a follower herself. Jay punched her and they had to be broken up by officials.

**********

Penelope Ford defeataed Kiera Hogan

This was a bit of a struggle, although both showed flashes.

They got lost immediately, but Ford was able to recover with a quick hip toss. The match went to commercial early on with Ford firmly in control. They fought on the top rope upon return, leading to a Hogan superplex. Hogan made a comeback with clotheslines and a running dropkick for two. Ford hit a handspring cutter and then applied the Muta lock for the submission.

– Ruby Soho immediately ran out and attacked. Bunny ran out and saved Ford. Soho wanted to keep fighting, but Ford and Bunny retreated.

**********

Miro's faith was being tested after losing the TNT Championship. "Why have you forsaken me?" He's done pleading. Everyone else will know pain until he becomes God's favorite champion once again.

**********

Hangman Page promo

Awesome, simple, pure babyface promo from AEW's top star.

Hangman Page was brought out for an interview with Tony Schiavone. He said he was excited for Full Gear. The original vision of AEW was to change the world, but it feels like the world changed him. He failed to be the first AEW world champion and went on a losing streak, losing his confidence and friends along the way. The one thing that brought him back was people chanting "Cowboy sh*t."

"Cowboy sh*t," to Page, meant lots of things, including going back home to be there for the birth of a beautiful baby boy. When you fall off the horse, you get back up and keep going. He knows the fans still believe in him, and for the first time in his life, he does too. At Full Gear, Page will give us everything, his blood, sweat, and tears, and "cowboy sh*t."

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AEW Rampage (10/22) lineup:

Non-title: Dr. Britt Baker, D.M.D. vs. Anna Jay
PAC vs. Andrade El Idolo
AEW World Title Eliminator Tournament Round 1 match

AEW Dynamite (10/23) lineup:

Cody Rhodes vs. Malakai Black
Two AEW World Title Eliminator Tournament Round 1 matches

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Bryan Danielson defeated Bobby Fish

This was a really fun battle of two wrestlers with similar styles.

Fish took control with kicks early on, but Danielson maneuvered out of a cover and tried to pick Fish apart. Danielson used evasive movement on his corner backflip but was cut off with another kick from Fish. Danielson sent Fish to the floor and landed a tope suicida. Fish kicked out Danielson's legs on the apron and regained control through the break.

Once back, Fish continued with his MMA-styled offense. A sliding lariat got two. Danielson started his comeback by countering a crab into an ankle lock and then a German suplex. He laid in kicks and multiple dragon screw leg whips, turning the target of his attack to Fish's knee. Fish caught a kick and hit a sick backdrop driver for two.

Fish landed an avalanche falcon arrow and immediately locked on a knee bar. Danielson transitioned into a 50/50 position with simultaneous heel kicks and knee bars. Danielson won the exchange and locked on a heel hook for the submission.

**********

First-round matches for the AEW World Championship Eliminator Tournament:

Jon Moxley vs. 10
Orange Cassidy vs. Powerhouse Hobbs (Rampage next week)
Bryan Danielson vs. Dustin Rhodes (Dynamite next week)
Eddie Kingston vs. Lance Archer (Dynamite next week)

(That's a mildly disappointing bracket. AEW an insanely stacked roster, but some of these names are either not portrayed as world title contenders or have challenged for the championship already. 10's inclusion in particular sticks out; unless the plan is to just squash him, I don't know why you don't go with someone else in the Dark Order or on the roster in general.)
https://twitter.com/tde_gif/status/1449555978496663557
https://twitter.com/tde_gif/status/1449550999559999492
https://twitter.com/tde_gif/status/1449549031940706305


Rhodes To The Top Recap for 10/16 via MassRafTer

quote:


Cody is helping Brock Anderson become a star.
Brandi and her in laws still don't get along.
Cody doesn't like climbing stairs after working.
Behind the scenes AEW Heels action.
Brandi is having contractions
Brandi is having the baby!
Brandi had the baby!





News
AEW Debuts in Duluth GA at the Gas South Arena on 12/1

THE ELIMINATOR TOURNAMENT BRACKETS
MOX VS 10
ORANGE VS POWERHOUSE

BRYAN VS DUSTIN RHODES
ARCHER VS KINGSTON



Upcoming Schedule

RAMPAGE:
BRITT BAKER VS ANNA JAY
PAC VS ANDRADE
ORANGE VS POWERHOUSE

DYNAMITE:
DUSTIN VS BRYAN
BLACK VS CODY
KINGSTON VS ARCHER



Links
Rankings: https://www.allelitewrestling.com/rankings
The Official AEW Podcast! https://link.chtbl.com/AEW
Everything Elite Podcast the second most official and second most leftist podcast for the #1 promotion: https://redcircle.com/shows/everything-elite Everything Elite now has a weekly preview show!
AEW Youtube https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=channel?UCFN4JkGP_bVhAdBsoV9xftA
Being the Elite Youtube https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=channel?UC2V6TA0OqHr9BojcHz9az-w
Twitter https://twitter.com/aewrestling
AEW on TNT Twitter: https://twitter.com/AEWonTNT
Myspace https://www.myspace.com/aewrestling
Sammy Vlog: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCDZaULt2xcbJZvXEp0uP8TA
Shida Tube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCzuvPtwg5kin3AO1pGNf_5Q
Ego Vlog: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCOSPD57dInYd9Id3bHqZsWg
Allie Vlog: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCNNYfSnFjemLee-tcAMnWmQ
2point0: https://youtube.com/channel/UC-E3NO20UXJ13Bm5-oFrzBw
AEW Games: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCzXZbDPErhWzErj0iKy_Qrw

Your First Tag Team BTE Champion
https://twitter.com/AllEliteCody/status/1437451612306513923

Your Fifth "For The Win" Champion


Your Sixth TNT Champion:


Your Fifth AEW Tag Team Champions
https://twitter.com/tde_gif/status/1434690765511446528

Your Fourth AEW Women's World Champion:
https://twitter.com/tde_gif/status/1401018990756089861

And finally, your first All Elite Wrestling Champion to go to TNA






Eat My Fuc posted:

Remember when the Acclaimed came out and rapped "Young Cucks you can't beat us you're laughable, Trump really won we gotta storm the capital". Disgusting.

Malcolm Excellent posted:

Hey everyone I made a meme



https://twitter.com/tde_gif/status/1414750457441005568

https://twitter.com/mongo_ebooks/status/1423355507587362828

https://twitter.com/mkurtz91/status/1428158917448814601

https://twitter.com/garrettkidney/status/1425629550759841793


bebaloorpabopalo posted:

if these trends continue...








https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6BKUOJGyTc0

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MassRafTer
May 26, 2001

Fundamentals as sound as the WNBA


They are taping Rampage tonight so be aware when you click on the Spoilers thread those might be in there! Rampage is not live next week!

Testekill
Nov 1, 2012

I demand to be taken seriously

:aronrex:



That handspring cutter from Ford was very clean.

Alaois
Feb 7, 2012

D U S T M A N


I love A E W

Testekill
Nov 1, 2012

I demand to be taken seriously

:aronrex:



Alaois posted:

I love A E W

Show good.

tigerdriver82
Jun 15, 2009

Yo, you best
~Protect Your Neck~
Ah yeah, again and again!


Goddamn, pro wrestling loving rules.

Erebus
Jul 13, 2001

Okay... Keep your head, Steve boy...



Excited for Miro to debut his new gimmick

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Whh6QcK69Y4

SatoshiMiwa
May 6, 2007




I knew Miro was a good promo but his AEW stuff has been off the chart

Vandar
Sep 13, 2007

Isn't That Right, Chairman?





I loving love the Codyverse.

Miro’s promo tonight was his best promo yet. ‘You gave me a body of granite and a neck of sand!’ was such a great line.

ANNA JAY GONNA WHOOP BRITT’S rear end.

Folks, I loving love AEW.

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?



The Miro promo was loving incredible, goddamn.

Also, so much great wrestling on this show! And great commentary! And excellent promos! I love AEW!

Vandar posted:

Folks, I loving love AEW.

:hfive:

Charles Gnarwin
Jul 31, 2014

I joined the #RXT REVOLUTION.
:boom:
he knows...




Miro is gonna gently caress god up

dromal phrenia
Feb 22, 2004



Alaois posted:

I love A E W

Renaissance Spam
Jun 5, 2010

Can it wait a for a bit? I'm in the middle of some *gyrations*




I believe in Hangman

Pylons
Mar 16, 2009






smarxist
Jul 26, 2018

correct politics haver... weed...





COWBOY poo poo

Digital Jedi
May 28, 2007

Wow....that feels good






Fallen Rib

Alaois posted:

I love A E W

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?




Serena Deeb accidentally turned herself into a Yakuza substory antagonist :rip:

Renaissance Spam
Jun 5, 2010

Can it wait a for a bit? I'm in the middle of some *gyrations*




Jerusalem posted:

Serena Deeb accidentally turned herself into a Yakuza substory antagonist :rip:

I'm here for Shida, the Dragon of Dojima.

Dimebags Brain
Feb 18, 2013





I liked when Danielson did the move on the leg and the fishman tapped out

Shinjobi
Jul 10, 2008




Gravy Boat 2k

Renaissance Spam posted:

I'm here for Shida, the Dragon of Dojima.

my dreams have come true

Shard
Jul 30, 2005

I may not be smart, but I have a good heart. That's what my mom always said.





https://twitter.com/ReneePaquette/status/1449538795347464197?t=k27vhF-5Lk6GdzL9OfVlPA&s=19

Penguin Patrol
Mar 3, 2005

Chaos
Given
Flesh


Wow, as an AEW homer I have to admit that Saturday night is the new Wednesday night.

Pamela Springstein
Aug 10, 2016

just wanted to be
a happy camper



Adam page had a shoot baby?

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?



Renaissance Spam posted:

I'm here for Shida, the Dragon of Dojima.

Shard
Jul 30, 2005

I may not be smart, but I have a good heart. That's what my mom always said.






loving boss

SatansOnion
Dec 12, 2011



Pamela Springstein posted:

Adam page had a shoot baby?

I think most babies are shoot, as a rule

at any rate, the last kayfabe baby I ever heard of was from Mae Young, and I for one am comfortable with forgetting that that ever happened

Pamela Springstein
Aug 10, 2016

just wanted to be
a happy camper



Pac/Andrade on next week's Rampage is apparently really good

Writer Cath
Apr 1, 2007

It's always Heath's fault.



Plaster Town Cop

https://twitter.com/SilverNumber1/status/1449568495012925442

beggar
Mar 6, 2008

Smoking Makes You Impotent



Hell yeah AEW in my backyard on 12/1, have a little bit of time to get as swole as the blue shirt guys in Miami

maruhkati
Sep 29, 2021


Pamela Springstein posted:

Pac/Andrade on next week's Rampage is apparently really good

I am not shocked by this development.

Codependent Poster
Oct 20, 2003




Charles Gnarwin posted:

Miro is gonna gently caress god up

We all know God just no-shows all the time

kinetic77
Jun 23, 2010



I am so over social media conclusion jumping. Everything we thought would slow burn happened is happening. Cowboy poo poo up! So many quick to post bullshit. No one can let things play out anymore. Patience

DogsInSpace!
Sep 11, 2001




Fun Shoe


Loved that.
AEW put on a absolute FIRE of a show again. Wrestling is good my gunes.

fez_machine
Nov 27, 2004



Emi round up:
https://twitter.com/EmiSakura_gtmv/status/1449577310366150660
https://twitter.com/EmiSakura_gtmv/status/1449474091400978437
https://twitter.com/EmiSakura_gtmv/status/1449432201808973834
https://twitter.com/EmiSakura_gtmv/status/1449409807371415554

Davros1
Jul 19, 2007

You've got to admit, you are kind of implausible





Lulu constantly being surprised that wrestlers know who she is is :3:


https://twitter.com/ToBeMiro/status/1449580523228041220?s=20

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?




Don chiming in from off-screen :allears:

Renaissance Spam
Jun 5, 2010

Can it wait a for a bit? I'm in the middle of some *gyrations*





FUEGO PENCIL!!!!

:supaburn: :supaburn: :supaburn:

E:

Lulu just hanging out with folks backstage makes me so happy. It's just infectious enthusiasm.

Renaissance Spam fucked around with this message at 04:20 on Oct 17, 2021

Elephant Ambush
Nov 13, 2012

...We sholde spendedn more time together. What sayest thou?


Nap Ghost

https://twitter.com/TrevorDame/status/1449551946881191936

1glitch0
Sep 4, 2018

DEAN OF THE LOCAL ARCADE


So my understanding is that Miro can no longer have sex with his hot flexible wife until he kills God, do I have that right?

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A talking coyote
Jan 13, 2020


I want Dustin to whiff the timing on a code red, so he just summersaults and lands on his rear end for no reason.

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