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Nooner
Mar 26, 2011

AN A+ OPSTER (:
My rear end covered in crap that got smeared all over it whne i just diarrhead in my pants my stomach hurts so bad

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Nooner
Mar 26, 2011

AN A+ OPSTER (:

Chief McHeath posted:

There is a non-priority EPA Superfund site a few miles away that I drive through a couple times a week. Soil contamination from industrial solvents or petrochemichals or something. If I'm going through during or just after the rain, it has a smell I can barely start to describe. Even if the air is on recirculate, it finds a way to reach you through the smallest gap in a door or window seal. Like, I don't know, a steamy swamp full of discarded diapers plus rotting chicken with a hint of sour cream?

Our county commissioners are so corrupted by and getting their pockets lined by residential developers, part of a literal EPA Superfund site was clearcut to build McMansions. They're currently in the process of clear-cutting a whole ton more evidenced by, well, the clear-cutting and the "Coming Soon! Toxicman Homes Villas! Starting in the $170,000s!"

If life was fair the people that move into those homes would gain sweet mutant superpowers from living there instead of just developing like 10 new types of mega-cancer by the time they are 30

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