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Plant MONSTER.

Pure Posting Sugar





first game to review for rating is Mario Party 69: The Sex Edition.

Mario is E for everyone

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Khad

third time's the HRAAAAAAAAAAAAALF


Eat Rats, Suck Butts

Pot Smoke Phoenix

Smoke 'em if you got 'em!



Evil Bob

've lived a thousand times. I found out what it means to be GBS.


getting high before rating Lego Harry Potter and the 6 Foot Bong



Khad

third time's the HRAAAAAAAAAAAAALF


Evil Bob posted:

getting high before rating Lego Harry Potter and the 6 Foot Bong

LET 'ER RIP!!!

Viginti Septem

revertere ad avem tribuum

Esrb :cheerdoge:

Ventral EggSac



Rating things M for Mature but you have to pronounce it "Mateur' and it weirds people out

Nosfereefer



rated m for manure

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Evil Bob

've lived a thousand times. I found out what it means to be GBS.


rated E for existential dread



Khad

third time's the HRAAAAAAAAAAAAALF


rated B for BUTT

Plant MONSTER.

Pure Posting Sugar





Ratings

A for rear end content
B for Babies, for
C for Crappy
D for Dick content
E for Eggs
F for Females (games acceptble for the female in your life to play)
G for Grandmas and Grandpas
H for Haunted
I for Interesting!
J for Jackin (it means the game is sexy)
K is for Krappy
L is for Lol
M is for Manure as said earlier
N is for Naughty
O is for Outrageous
P is for Poop (or pee in some regions)
Q is for Quirky (michael cera games)
R is for Rent-Only
S is for Sacrilegious
T is for Twisted (messed up games)
U is for Unanimously Loved
V is for Violent
W is for Weird-n-Wacky
X is for xxx (heh you have to be a parent to play)
Y is for Young Adult
there is no z


thank you heather pappers for the fall treat!


shout outs to khanstant for the beautiful signature make sure to "like" and "subscribe"

GoutPatrol

Coal Jobs for the Coal God



I'm gonna go chill with jack thompson

Prurient Squid

Tiddy cat Buddha improving your day.

I rate this game "all ages" because the story it tells is timeless story for all the ages.

nesamdoom

nesaM killed Masen


Ventral EggSac posted:

Rating things M for Mature but you have to pronounce it "Mateur' and it weirds people out

I remember getting game that was 17+ when I was younger and being so annoyed that I was 17 but had no ID... If the key was a more 'Mateur' pronunciation of mature, I'd have been ok with having a laugh about it.


    Manifisto - 2018
    Pot Smoke Phoenix - 2021
google THIS



Plant MONSTER. posted:

Ratings

A for rear end content
B for Babies, for
C for Crappy
D for Dick content
E for Eggs
F for Females (games acceptble for the female in your life to play)
G for Grandmas and Grandpas
H for Haunted
I for Interesting!
J for Jackin (it means the game is sexy)
K is for Krappy
L is for Lol
M is for Manure as said earlier
N is for Naughty
O is for Outrageous
P is for Poop (or pee in some regions)
Q is for Quirky (michael cera games)
R is for Rent-Only
S is for Sacrilegious
T is for Twisted (messed up games)
U is for Unanimously Loved
V is for Violent
W is for Weird-n-Wacky
X is for xxx (heh you have to be a parent to play)
Y is for Young Adult
there is no z

ok but what about the 27th letter?

google THIS



":five: isn't a real rating!" See? That's what you sound like.

deep dish peat moss

On a planet that increasingly resembles one huge Maximum Security prison, the only intelligent choice is to plan a jail break.



ESRBYOBEGI 16

Prurient Squid

Tiddy cat Buddha improving your day.

This non-euclidean recursive fractal has been rated not mind safe. Do not contemplate it.

google THIS




ERSV is dangerous to infants so I'm rating this one 2+

Plant MONSTER.

Pure Posting Sugar





ah poo poo


poo poo


drat it

we're the ERSB not the ESRB. We have to give back all of the video games we've been testing and instead we handle Erotic Retrospective Sex Books


thank you heather pappers for the fall treat!


shout outs to khanstant for the beautiful signature make sure to "like" and "subscribe"

Prurient Squid

Tiddy cat Buddha improving your day.

Now I have to review Kurt Vonnegut's Erotic Sex in Retrospect.

Ass-penny



When I first found out about the ESRB I was livid. How could anyone be in a position to tell another soul they were or were not ready for a videogame's content? And now I work for them. :baduk:

Now I see it was true when they told me you either die a hero of live long enough to see yourself become the villain.

Nosfereefer



rear end-penny posted:

When I first found out about the ESRB I was livid. How could anyone be in a position to tell another soul they were or were not ready for a videogame's content? And now I work for them. :baduk:

Now I see it was true when they told me you either die a hero of live long enough to see yourself become the villain.

i still don't get it. why even bother to rate a medium that's clearly intended for small, particularly slow, children?

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Escape From Noise

Would an advertising executive
Understand where the homeless live?
Would he know about the bubbles in his glass?
Would the bubbles in his glass
Understand what the man's golf cart is?
Do they know you can die frozen underneath an overpass?


ESRB? I barely KNEW ESR, B!

Viginti Septem

revertere ad avem tribuum

Escape From Noise posted:

ESRB? I barely KNEW ESR, B!

Plant MONSTER.

Pure Posting Sugar





ESarby's


thank you heather pappers for the fall treat!


shout outs to khanstant for the beautiful signature make sure to "like" and "subscribe"

Escape From Noise

Would an advertising executive
Understand where the homeless live?
Would he know about the bubbles in his glass?
Would the bubbles in his glass
Understand what the man's golf cart is?
Do they know you can die frozen underneath an overpass?



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Lock


GoutPatrol posted:

I'm gonna go chill with jack thompson

that reminds me that it was jeff ks gaming comics that were my first introduction to SA

i could 100% believe that a 20-years-older jeff k would be a desk jockey at the esrb, seems fitting somehow



huge love to Tiny Myers for the fall '21 sig!

free Trapt CD


if byob were the ESRB i think that all the content warnings would be like 'ingame food looks real tasty' or 'you can rotate the camera forever whoaaa'

your friend sk

(ヤイケス!)




Lock posted:

that reminds me that it was jeff ks gaming comics that were my first introduction to SA

i could 100% believe that a 20-years-older jeff k would be a desk jockey at the esrb, seems fitting somehow

he keeps trying to rate games L33T!!1 even when we tell him that's not a rating


thank you Pot Smoke Phoenix!


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Lock


free Trapt CD posted:

if byob were the ESRB i think that all the content warnings would be like 'ingame food looks real tasty' or 'you can rotate the camera forever whoaaa'

your friend sk posted:

he keeps trying to rate games L33T!!1 even when we tell him that's not a rating



huge love to Tiny Myers for the fall '21 sig!

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