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BrigadierSensible
Feb 16, 2012

I've got a pocket full of cheese, and a garden full of trees.



This is a Chicken Parmigiana.

But what are these?

Chickens Parmigiana? Chicken Parmigianas? Chicken Parmigianae?

I ask, because hopefully very soon lockdown restrictions will be easing, and the pubs will be open. So I would like to be as grammatically correct as possible when I order my meal and the meals of those I will be dining with.

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Lil Swamp Booger Baby
Aug 1, 1981





Theyt're called semens

Supreme Allah
Oct 6, 2004

everybody relax, i'm here


Nap Ghost

Chickens Parmigiana

(This is actually correct and not sarcastic)

hell astro course
Dec 10, 2009

pizza sucks



never seen that kind of food before where you get it?

Lil Swamp Booger Baby
Aug 1, 1981





hell astro course posted:

never seen that kind of food before where you get it?

Meet me at the mall

BigBadSteve
Apr 29, 2009

Self Defense
Nil Satanus carborundum

Yeshua akbar!
(Xtian anarchisto, no bombo)


They're parmas, mate. Chook parmas.

hell astro course
Dec 10, 2009

pizza sucks



Lil Swamp Booger Baby posted:

Meet me at the mall

but they tore it down years ago..

...oh... oh. I see what you mean now. I see.

Devils Affricate
Jan 22, 2010


I would say those are "servings of chicken parmigiana" if I really wanted to be clear that there are multiple of them. The examples you posted would probably get the message across but they kind of make it sound like you're trying to be cute.

The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004




No article

The first one is chicken Parm
The second one is chicken Parm

If you like, a piece of chicken Parm and several pieces of chicken Parm

BrigadierSensible
Feb 16, 2012

I've got a pocket full of cheese, and a garden full of trees.



hell astro course posted:

never seen that kind of food before where you get it?

A pub that does not sell a Parmie, it be a shameful pub.

Supreme Allah posted:

Chickens Parmigiana

(This is actually correct and not sarcastic)

Thank you.

Is it the same for Chicken Kiev? i.e. One Chicken Kiev, two Chickens Kiev? (I will not be ordering said dish at the pub, for I am not quite that fancy.)

Nooner
Mar 26, 2007

An A+ Spooky Poster (:

Lil Swamp Booger Baby posted:

Theyt're called semens

hell astro course
Dec 10, 2009

pizza sucks



BrigadierSensible posted:

A pub that does not sell a Parmie, it be a shameful pub.

Thank you.


I've never seen one before I don't think they could be that universal, but i don't really go to pub

Nooner
Mar 26, 2007

An A+ Spooky Poster (:

I ate too ma y raw semebs from tge OP and noe i got cummy tummy abd it made me diarrhea my pants

Colonel Cancer
Sep 26, 2015

Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon

Parms. Chicken cutlets stacked high!

BrigadierSensible
Feb 16, 2012

I've got a pocket full of cheese, and a garden full of trees.



hell astro course posted:

I've never seen one before I don't think they could be that universal, but i don't really go to pub

In Australia Chicken Parmigiana is standard fare at any good old fashioned sticky carpeted pub. Even your fancy gentrified places do them as well. It's just a Chicken Schnitzel with melted cheese on top. I'm sure you can make it more complicated than that, but why would you?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1LGM82uPuvA

Bags Fly at Noon
Apr 6, 2011

this kills the crab

Sure, they're visually impressive, but a lot of posters find large avatars physically uncomfortable. Furthermore, the owners of large avatars often rely on their size alone and don't bother to develop more refined posting techniques.







Chickens what got the sauce and cheese on em

Hector Delgado
Sep 23, 2007

Time for shore leave!!

Those chicken parms looking tasty

Xaintrailles
Aug 14, 2015

:hellyeah::histdowns:

Supreme Allah posted:

Chickens Parmigiana

I agree in general but what if you know the two examples in front of you both came from the same chicken? Where are you getting plural chickens then?

Colonel Cancer
Sep 26, 2015

Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon

It's possessive not plural :colbert:

Colonel Cancer
Sep 26, 2015

Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon

The part you're eating is its parmigiana

The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004




I'm telling you chicken parmesan is functionally a collective noun and you have SOME chicken parm, not A chicken parm

Colonel Cancer
Sep 26, 2015

Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon

Do you know what part of chicken is its parm? The answer may surprise u

Lil Swamp Booger Baby
Aug 1, 1981





I spilled taco bell diablo sauce on my chest, now my muscular pecs are sauced with diablo sauce

Bags Fly at Noon
Apr 6, 2011

this kills the crab

Sure, they're visually impressive, but a lot of posters find large avatars physically uncomfortable. Furthermore, the owners of large avatars often rely on their size alone and don't bother to develop more refined posting techniques.







I donít care what you call it, Iím calling it delicious!

Teriyaki Hairpiece
Dec 29, 2006

Ask me about my dream Frasier episode where Frasier and Bulldog oil their heads and then rub them together. It's definitely not a fetish of mine, I swear!

Beeves Wellington

The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004






Clamses casino

Devils Affricate
Jan 22, 2010


A single Oyster Rockefeller

Brother Tadger
Feb 15, 2012

I'm accidentally a suicide bomber!


Devils Affricate posted:

A single Oyster Rockefeller

Two Rocky Mountain Oysters

Valko
Sep 17, 2015

A confident little mouse!


I think the images in the OP are what happens when Pizza Hut takes a look at KFC's Double Down and has a lightbulb flash over it's head.

Mormon Nailer
Oct 27, 2014

PHANTOM QUEEN




OP it's "a chicken parm, thanks nan" or "coupla parms thanks nan" and you don't try to make a scene about it like you've got airs

Ventral EggSac
Dec 3, 2019



Hey y'all got them cheesy chickens? Some fucken uh thighs and whatnot with the parmiggiano-reggiano

Lil Swamp Booger Baby
Aug 1, 1981





Chicken fuckmasan

Junk
Dec 20, 2003

Listen to reason, man. Why make your job difficult?

its called a pile of fuckin poo poo

Bad Purchase
Jun 17, 2019





i'm never gonna eat another chicken parm out of respect for the fazoli's in town that closed in the mid 2000s

rest in peace king

The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004




Bad Purchase posted:

i'm never gonna eat another chicken parm out of respect for the fazoli's in town that closed in the mid 2000s

rest in peace king

Where do you get your unlimited terrible bread sticks now?

loving olive garden?

Devils Affricate
Jan 22, 2010


Peanut butters and jellies

Spaghettis and meatballses

Bad Purchase
Jun 17, 2019





The Bloop posted:

Where do you get your unlimited terrible bread sticks now?

loving olive garden?

i won't set foot in an olive garden

Knormal
Nov 11, 2001



"Hi, yes, I'll have a chicken parmigiana, then another chicken parmigiana, and another chicken parmigiana, then one more chicken parmigiana." Problem solved.

The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004




Knormal posted:

"Hi, yes, I'll have a chicken parmigiana, then another chicken parmigiana, and another chicken parmigiana, then one more chicken parmigiana." Problem solved.

That's probably too much for one person

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Bad Purchase
Jun 17, 2019





ordering from a trendy food truck with absolutely tiny portions. each chicken parmigiana costs $18.

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